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[Open on a Phoebe Powers trailer.] Trailer Narrator: "The following movie is rated A for awesome. Because Phoebe Powers is back. The first time, she drove them out of town...” [A van flies over a raised bridge, and the hooligans inside laugh.] Bad Guy #1: "It's like taking candy from a baby.” [The male driver laughs a rather female-pitched laugh, then takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Phoebe Powers.] Phoebe: "Goo-goo ga-ga.” [Phoebe ejects herself, and the bad guy freaks out when he sees where the van is headed. He jumps out before they hit a dead end.] Trailer Narrator: "The second time, was no day at the beach.” [A woman is at a skate rental on the pier when a man on a scooter steals her purse.] Woman: "Hey! That guy stole my purse!” [The rental servicer takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Phoebe Powers.] Phoebe: "You just made a big misskate.” [She throws some skates in the robber's direction, which explode when they hit him.] Woman: "Yay!” [Her purse lands in her hand. Phoebe makes a bird call, and an eagle swoops in and takes her away.] Trailer Narrator: "And this time… It's about to get ruff!” [An evil scientist laughs maniacally into a walkie-talkie.] Super Villain: "You have twenty-four hours to send me all the money in the world, or I'm launching the president's dog into space!” [Right next to him, a giant rocket with the president's dog tied to it is waiting for liftoff. The poor dog howls and the villain laughs, when suddenly the doorbell rings.] Super Villain: "Come in?” [It's a pizza delivery guy.] Pizza Delivery Guy: "Uh, did somebody order a large pepperoni with a side of…” [The delivery guy takes off his mask, revealing himself to be...] Phoebe: "Pain?” [Lunges forward with her fist ready. The villain screams, and there's an explosion as she hits him.] Trailer Narrator: "Phoebe Powers in… Bark Night.” [One more explosion.]
[Ronnie Anne and Sid have been watching the trailer on Ronnie Anne's laptop.] Ronnie Anne: "Gah! This movie looks amazing!” Sid: "And in three hours, we'll be sitting front row at the sneak preview.” [Rosa enters the room.] Rosa: "Mija, I need your help shopping for dinner tonight. Sergio usually helps carry the groceries, but he's throwing a birthday party for Sancho.” Sergio:[Flies in and squawks] "Party's gonna be pumpin', puddle water and dumpster fries." [drops Ronnie Anne an invite.] Ronnie Anne: "I'd love to help you shop, Abuela, but Sid and I are seeing this movie today, and Phoebe Powers is showing up afterwards to sign autographs.” Rosa: "Ronalda, please, I really need your help. This shouldn't take long.” Sid: "Don't worry, you can use the Bark Night app to make sure you're on time.” [Shows the app.] Super Villain: "The movie starts in three hours, you don't want to miss it. For the dog's sake.” [Laughs] Ronnie Anne: "Okay, Abuela, I'm in.” Rosa: "Great, here's the recipe list for tonight's dinner, we're just getting a few things. I'm making caldo de siete mares, soup of the seven seas.” Ronnie Anne: "Seven? How about we make it soup of the two seas?” Rosa:[Laughs] "No.”
[Later, in the mercado, Rosa and Ronnie Anne are looking at the limes.] Rosa: "Great cooking starts with the best ingredients. First, we need limes.” Ronnie Anne:[Picks one up] "This one looks good.” Rosa:[Inspects it closely with green paint swatches.] "No no, the perfect lime has to be the right shade of green.” [Picks it up] "Has to have the perfect smell.” [Smells it] "And finally, the right bounce.” [She goes long. It breaks open a piñata and whacks Bobby as he's putting cereal away. Carl laughs at this, but gets smacked by the lime too. Rosa catches it.] Rosa: "Yeah, no good. We're going to have to check each one.” Ronnie Anne: "But there's like a hundred limes here.” Rosa:[Holding a dolly with three crates of limes.] "Two hundred.” [The Bark Night app goes off.] Super Villain: "Two and a half hours until I launch this pooch into space.” [Laughs]
[Later, Rosa and Ronnie Anne are on the GLART.] Rosa: "Next up, my spice guy.” Ronnie Anne: "Great, where is he?” Rosa: "Four-hundred and seventy-fifth street.” Ronnie Anne: "But we're on fifth. Noooooo!” [She cries out as they are taken very far uptown.]
[Later, they are on top of a building, staring at a little sprout.] Ronnie Anne: "What are we looking at here?" Rosa: "Ssh! The calls for fresh epazote, so we have to wait for it to bloom, and pick it at just the right time.” [gets her clippers ready] Ronnie Anne:[Sighs] "At this rate, there's no way I'm gonna make the movie.” [Rosa gets a phone call from Sergio, and she answers. She turns to video call.] Rosa: "Hola, Sergio.” Sergio:[Squawks] "Got a problem.” Rosa:[Horrified by what's behind Sergio.] "AYE!What did you do?! Are those FIREWORKS?!” [...some of which go off.] Sergio:[Squawks] "Long story. HURRY!” [Hangs up] Rosa: "Mija! You'll have to finish without me. But you must follow my instructions precisely.” [gives her the book] Ronnie Anne: "No problem, Abuela.” Rosa:[kisses Ronnie Anne] "Gracias, Ronalda!” [Rosa goes off to deal with Sergio as the Bark Night app goes off again.] Super Villain: "Almost time to pound this hound.” [...with one hour left and counting.] "Grab your popcorn now.” Ronnie Anne: "I'll never get all of these ingredients in time. Unless I go to the Hi 'n' Buy, I mean ingredients are ingredients. Right?” [Tosses the clippers and just picks the herb.] "Good enough.” [Takes off]
[Back on their street, at the Hi 'n' Buy...] Automatic Voice: "Welcome to the Hi 'n' Buy.” Ronnie Anne:[runs in...] "Hi.” [...and out with the bags] "And bye!” [Every single pigeon in the neighborhood is entering the apartment.] Sergio: "Come right in, the party is this way. Make way for the birthday boy!” [Two pigeons fly in carrying Sancho on a cheese throne.] Ronnie Anne:[Enters] "Hey Sancho, feliz cumpleaños.” [Enters the kitchen] "Here you go, Abuela, all the ingredients exactly how you wanted them.” Rosa: "Que rápida, muchacha. How'd you do it so fast?” Ronnie Anne: "Uh, your instructions were just so good. Anyway, I gotta go to the theater.” Rosa: "Of course! Go, go. Y muchas gracias, Mija. Tonight's dinner is so important.” Ronnie Anne:[Returns] "Wait, what?” Rosa: "A local food critic is coming here tonight to judge me for "the city's best home cook".” Ronnie Anne: "What?!” Rosa: "I didn't want to say anything and get everyone's hopes up, but I'm pretty sure with these ingredients I may just win this thing.” Ronnie Anne:[Nervously sweating, laughs.] "Right.” Rosa: "Aye! I have to start prepping! He'll be here at six.” [Pinches her nieta's cheek] "Thanks again, my little saviour.” [On the dinner table, Sancho is breakdancing, the other birds cheering him on.]
[At the theater, Ronnie Anne takes her seat next to her amiga.] Sid: "You made it - trailers haven't even started yet. So you got all your shopping done?” Ronnie Anne: "Yeah, I didn't do it exactly how Abuela asked. But, hey, ingredients are ingredients, right?” Sid: "I guess. Ooh, trailers.” Trailer Narrator: "In a world of lies...” [Ronnie Anne guiltily laughs. Later.] "In a world of broken promises...” [Ronnie Anne feels even more guilty. Later.] "In a world of aliens...” Ronnie Anne: "Phew, thank goodness.” Trailer Narrator: "One girl will break her grandmother's heart.” [This touches a nerve within Ronnie Anne; she's guilty, and she can't take it anymore.] Ronnie Anne: "GAH!!! Sid, I'm sorry, but I gotta go.” [Leaves] Sid: "What about the movie? And meeting Phoebe Powers?” Ronnie Anne: "I'm sorry, but I was wrong - ingredients aren't ingredients.” Sid: "Okay, but I'll miss you.”
[Ronnie Anne leaves the theatre and takes out her phone.] Ronnie Anne: "Come on, pick up, Abuela. You can't use those bad ingredients.” [Rosa's phone rings, and then gets dumpster fries dumped on them. The birds are too busy rooting for Sancho to hit the street cat piñata.] Ronnie Anne:[frustrated] "GAAAAAAH!!! Okay, think. Abuela said her dinner is at six - I've still got time to get the right ingredients.” [Takes out the recipe book.] Rosa's Voice: "For caldo siete mares, you need seven kinds of seafood, and for the best seafood, go to the fish market. Dottie sells the best catfish and talapia.” Dottie: "I sell the best catfish and talapia! Catfish and talapia coming up!” Rosa's Voice: "If you want to buy it, you gotta catch it. She used to be a ball player.” [Dottie hits the fish with a baseball bat.] Ronnie Anne: "I got it!” [Then she gets hit with them - two ingredients down. Later, at the mussels booth...] Rosa's Voice: "If you want the best mussels, you have to beat Muscles in an arm-wrestling competition.” [Ronnie Anne arm-wrestles the very large man.] "P.S. - he gets easily distracted.” Ronnie Anne: "Hey, hey, look! They're giving out free protein shakes.” [Muscles looks, and Ronnie Anne pins him. Score! He gives her the mussels - rhree ingredients down. Later, at the shrimp stand...] Rosa's Voice: "The perfect jumbo shrimp is shaped like a boomerang...” [which one shrimp is...] "...and should act like one too.” [Ronnie Anne picks up the shrimp and throws it, which causes some trouble offscreen, but returns, with someone's hat - four ingredients down.]
[Ronnie Anne is now observing something.] Rosa's Voice: "Make sure you buy baby octopus, not older.” [One octopus is elderly, the next one seems to be in its rebellious teen years, but the final one is a baby. Ronnie Anne slowly goes for the latter - five ingredients down.]
[Next up, the clams.] Rosa's Voice: "If you want the clams to open up for you, you have to open up for the clams, tell them a secret.” [Ronnie Anne whispers a secret to the clams, and they gasp open.] Ronnie Anne: "You better not tell anyone." [She obtains the clams - six ingredients down.] Rosa's Voice: "And finally, the squid. Don't forget your scuba gear.” [Ronnie Anne is in the squid tank with her mask, flippers, and snorkel, and a squid clinging to her head, and it inks - seven ingredients down.] Ronnie Anne: "I did it! I got it all! And with plenty of time.” [Closes the book, but notices something.] "Wait, why is there writing on the back?” Rosa's Voice:"Actually, let's make it siete mares with a twist. Crab legs.” Ronnie Anne: "Okay, it's fine, I've still got time.” [Just then, the fish market closes.] Loudspeaker: "You are out of time. The fish market is closed.” [Ronnie Anne sighs, then gets a phone call.] Ronnie Anne: "Hi, Abuela.” Rosa: "Mija, I'm sorry I missed your call, it's been crazy here.” [There's a banging at the door.] Sergio:[Squawks] "It's the pigeon po-po! I was never here!” [Flies away] Rosa: "Is everything okay, Ronalda?” Ronnie Anne: "No, I lied to you, I knew I wouldn't have enough time to get your ingredients and make my movie, so I went to the Hi 'n' Buy.” Rosa: "Que, que!” Ronnie Anne: "I know, I left the movie and tried to get the right stuff, but I couldn't get the crab legs.” [The call ends] "Abuela?” [The mercado van drives up to her. Rosa is driving, wearing dark shades.] Rosa: "Get in.”
[Ronnie Anne fastens her seatbelt and Rosa floors it.] Ronnie Anne: "There's the crab truck!” [They are in hot persuit of it.] Ronnie Anne: "Look out! BRIDGE!” [The bridge ahead of them is rising, and Rosa drives right over it - just like in the trailer. Ronnie Anne is screaming for dear life and they land. However, a tire snaps off! The van is immobile.] Ronnie Anne: "It's getting away!” Rosa: "We'll see about that!” [Rosa takes a chancla out of her purse and throws it. It flies past the truck and hits the walk button on the stoplight, changing it to red. The truck driver stops.] Rosa: "Q'bole Crabby, let me get half a pound of your best stuff, por favor.” [Crabby obliges - eight ingredients down.] "Good thing we have a spare tire in the trunk.” [The entire van blows up.] Ronnie Anne: "Oh no! Now we'll never get to our building in time.” Rosa: "Don't worry Mija, I have some friends who owe me a favour.” [Does a bird call, and Sergio and the pigeons fly in and carry Rosa and Ronnie Anne back to the building.]
[Back at the building, Rosa places the caldo on the table.] Food Critic: "Ooh.” Rosa: "I hope you enjoy my caldo de siete mares, Mr. Famous Food Critic.” [The critic takes a spoon and prepares to sip. Rosa and Ronnie Anne grow nervous. With every second the spoon closes in on the critic's mouth, Rosa grows even more nervous; sweating, and biting her lip. The critic sips...] Food Critic: "Wow! This is the best siete mares caldo, I've ever had, there's no contest, Mrs. Casagrande.” [Takes out the trophy] "You are officially the city's best home cook.” [Rosa and Ronnie Anne cheer.] Ronnie Anne: "I am so happy for you, Abuela!” Rosa: "Thank you, Mija, I'm sorry you had to miss your action movie though.” Ronnie Anne: "Are you kidding? A high speed chase to get crab legs, fighting a squid, and wrestling for muscles. I didn't miss the movie, I lived it, I'd help you shop for dinner anytime, Abuela.” Rosa: "Gracias, but I still feel bad you didn't get to meet Phoebe Powers.” Food Critic: "We'll see about that.” [The food critic takes his mask off, revealing himself to be Phoebe Powers in person.] Rosa and Ronnie Anne: "Phoebe Powers!?” Rosa: "What are you doing here?” Phoebe: "I was in town for the movie screening, and when I'm not acting I'm a secret food critic. Speaking of food, I have to know how you and your grandmother find such great ingredients.” Ronnie Anne:[Gasps] We could show you. Abuela, could we go get stuff for tomorrow's breakfast? Please?” Rosa:[Dawns her shades] "Let's do this.”
[Later, they are all back in the van, driving over a raised bridge. They stick the landing.] Phoebe: "Wow! Even I don't do my own stunts!” [THE END]
