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This is the sixth chapter of the Hung with Care prequels, focusing on baby Lincoln.

The following December 1st was the first in a while in which no ornaments were made, since Lincoln was too young to make one, but he did make one the next year when he was one year old.

Lori was seven, and she was writing more Christmas cards, again for her family members and school friends. “Dear Pop-Pop,” she wrote – she could spell “dear” properly now – “Merry Christmas from your granddaughter Lori.”

Leni was also at the coffee table, and since she was six years old, she could now write too, so she was currently writing a wish list. As expected, she was not as good of a speller as her big sister. “Deer Satna,” she wrote, then realised that was wrong, so she c…

This is a requested parody of a poem by Ogden Nash. Don't worry; it's not a fanfic, but a poem, so the fanfic I'm writing is still on-schedule.

In Royal Woods, there lived a boy.

He wasn't anybody's joy.

This boy, who went by Chandler McCann,

Was quite an appalling little man.

In school, he wouldn't do his work.

To Lincoln Loud, he was a jerk.

He took his schoolmates' cash away,

And kicked them in the leg all day.

He shoved and hit for fun and games,

And called the students nasty names.

He said he acted thus because,

There wasn't any Santa Claus.

Another thing that Chandler did,

Was steal food from a little kid.

He cut in line at ice cream trucks,

And shot his BB gun at ducks.

Yet his dad let him get away,

With these bad things most every day,

Until this sho…

Hello fellow Loud House fans. I am back on the Loud House wiki after so long. I am hoping to make some new friends here, talk about the show, other cartoons and stuff. The reason I decided to come back is because I missed talking about the Loud House with other fellow fans and sharing my original character ideas.

This is the fifth chapter of Hung with Care: The Prequels, focusing on baby Lynn.

It was now a year later again. Lori was five years old now, and as such, she had learned how to write. She was currently writing Christmas cards to both of her grandfathers, Aunt Ruth, Aunt Shirley, Uncle Lance, Aunt Sharon, her cousin Shane, and her classmates from school.

“Deer Witny”, she wrote (she wasn’t a very good speller yet). “What do you want for Xmas? I want a singing toy that’s betr than Karol’s. I hop you have a merry Xmas! Lori.”

Lynn Sr. and Leni, who was now four, were decorating the tree, while the three-year-old Luna was skipping along singing. “We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a ha…

How is everyone doing this Christmas?

This is chapter four of the Hung With Care prequel series, and focusing on baby Luan!

The following December 1st, Lori was four and Leni was three, so both were able to help with the decorating. They helped Rita trim the tree, while Lynn Sr. hung the garlands.

Luna was two now, so she was able to properly sing, and she toddled around the house singing, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose!”

Luan was one, and she now had a kiddie trike that she rode all around the house, occasionally honking the horn and laughing.

And they now had a fifth daughter, Lynn Jr., who was a baby who couldn’t walk yet. However, what she could do was crawl, and she did it a lot. The other Louds had to watch their step or else they might trip over the …

Hello, everyone. I'm going to explain the plot of the 2nd episode in the Europe Road Trip arc, Nonna Your Business, and its trivia, along with some fun facts.

The episode starts with Lincoln explaining to the viewers that they took their double decker bus (as seen in the last episode) from London to Italy, or more specifically, Naples, to try the best pizza in the world (WOW, WHEN HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE?!?!?!). They got the postcard from Gus. However, Lincoln can't follow the vague and interesting coordinates on the postcard, or more specifically "on a tomato-shaped hill, follow the smell of oregano for 700 pizza paddles". When they reach the pizza place, they realize that it's a quaint house (and it doesn't even look like a pizza restau…

Summary:

Lynn Sr. and his family, alongside SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Plankton, set out on a whimsical journey to the mythical city of Atlantis. Guided by a mysterious map discovered by Lisa and Sandy, the group faces comical mishaps, tests of teamwork, and an unforgettable encounter with the Atlantean King.

[Opening Scene: The Loud House Living Room]

(The camera pans to Lynn Sr., pacing with excitement, while Rita sits on the couch holding baby Lily. Lori scrolls on her phone, Luna tunes her guitar, and Lisa experiments with a strange glowing artifact on the coffee table.)

Lynn Sr.: (clapping his hands) Alright, gang! Gather 'round! Big news—huge news! Ding-dang, this is exciting!

Lori: (not looking up) Is it bigger …

[Scene opens with the Loud House in a state of commotion. Rita brings down the babies’ blankets while Lynn Sr. cleans up the trail of vomit.]

Rita: [draping the blankets over Lily and Leo] There we go. You two just rest, and Mommy will take care of you.

Lynn Sr.: [scrubbing the floor] Ding-dang darn it, Lola! Why’d you run before I grabbed the mop?!

Lincoln: [sitting beside Leo] Poor little guy. You really had a rough day, huh?

Luna: [gently strumming her guitar] Don’t worry, buddy. I’ll play you a song to help you feel better.

[Luna starts playing a calming melody, and Lily looks slightly soothed while Leo snuggles into his blanket.]

Lisa: [arrives with a thermometer] Stand aside, siblings. Let’s determine their exact conditions.

[Lisa checks Li…

[It’s the next morning at the Loud House. Lynn Sr. wakes up to the sound of Leo crying over the baby monitor. He groggily gets out of bed.]

Lynn Sr.: [rubbing his eyes] Duty calls. [to Rita, who’s still asleep] Don’t worry, honey, I’ll handle it. [He kisses her on the cheek and heads to the nursery.]

[He picks up Leo from his crib and checks his diaper.]

Lynn Sr.: Phew! Someone had quite the goulash aftermath. Let’s get you cleaned up, buddy.

[Cut to Lynn Sr. changing Leo’s diaper while humming a lullaby. Leo laughs and claps his hands.]

Lynn Sr.: Oh, you like my singing, huh? [he starts singing dramatically] “The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout—”

[Leo giggles uncontrollably and splashes powder everywhere.]

Lynn Sr.: [coughing through th…

• 1 Story
  • 1.1 That Evening
  • 1.2 The Next Morning
  • 1.3 Weeks Later
  • 1.4 Later That Night

The Loud's residence has been different ever since Lynn Sr.'s and Rita's first child, Lori was born this was considered a blessing and curse. For the past few days, Lori who was 2 months old had been crying nonstop Lynn Sr. and Rita tried almost everything to get their daughter to stop crying with no success.

A exhausted Rita and Lynn Sr. were sitting on the couch with their baby daughter, Lori crying loudly.

Rita: Oooh Lori what's the matter? (Grabs Lori and sets her on her lap).

Lynn Sr.: Lori you want your rattle?

Lori: No! (Smacks the rattle away)

Lynn Sr.: How about your soft honey eatin' teddy bear?

(Lori grabs the teddy bear violently ripping it's head off then goes back…

This is the third chapter of the Hung with Care prequels, focusing on baby Luna.

A year later, the Louds were getting ready for Christmas again. Lori was now three, and was getting better at helping Rita and Lynn Sr. trim the tree, which she bragged about to her younger sisters, who couldn’t really do so.

Leni, who was two, was trying to help, but she was so clumsy that she couldn’t actually do much. At one point, she got herself entangled in some red tinsel, causing Lynn Sr. to make a joke about her decorating herself instead of the tree.

Luna still danced to the Christmas carols that were playing, and now that she was a year old, she could do more complex dance moves, and while she couldn’t quite sing along in words yet, she could babble to…

do you guys think all episodes of the Europe Road Trip story arc should air all throughout December to finish the 8th season faster in one year since season 1 in 2016? before season 9 airs it's winter and christmas themed episodes the same month or should the episodes just stay as europe exclusives?

Hey, everyone! Welcome to part 2.

A whole year had passed since that fateful day that Lori had made a Christmas ornament, and it was now the first of December once again. Now that Lori was two, she wanted to help her parents decorate the tree, although she could only reach the lower branches.

Leni was, obviously, one year old now and was now walking around on her chubby baby legs, occasionally falling over, yelling, “Whoops!”, and giggling.

And now they had a third baby, Luna, who was too young to walk, but old enough to wriggle around, dancing to the Christmas music that was playing on the radio.

Once the Christmas decorations were up, everyone sat in the living room, wondering what to do. The girls’ nap time wasn’t for a while yet, they’d al…

A tense few minutes passed as we munched away at our food. Nobody wanted to be the one to break the silence; what we had now was a delicious respite from our exhausting, stressful, worrying work, and we all wanted that moment to last as long as we could manage.

Eventually, though, with the knowledge that no good can come from ignoring or running away from a problem, I decided to be the first to speak up.

"You think we should just go right back to Mayor Davis' office, knowing what we know now?" I asked.

Stella shook her head. "No, it's too soon. She's still probably kind of annoyed with us, and I don't think she'd be willing to hear us out if we showed up for another round right now.”

She made a good point. That's the tricky part about investig…

Hello There People, This Is Peter The Warner Bros. Universal And Paramount Fan 2002. Today i want to discuss Ronniecoln and it's obsessed fans. And also tell why i think this the most intoxicated thing that ever existed in the 1st place. Oh Boy, Where Do I Even Start? Oh! The Ronniecoln, a k a the lincoln loud x ronnie anne Santiago couple has got to be one of the worst and the most toxic things ever existed in the 1st Place along with andrinette and starco. But having fans shoving down their throats. Using opinions as stupid and dumb facts, and praising like a 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Attention seeking, and others. And it's also the most overhyped and toxic ship that people have been driving Nickelodeon and the staff of the show crazy …

Hey there! This is a prequel series to a comic from the Winter Special, and another request from Henryjones.

Rita and Lynn Loud were sitting in the living room watching TV. It was the first of December, and they had just finished up decorating the house and trimming up the Christmas tree.

Their baby daughters, Lori (who was one) and Leni (who hadn’t had her first birthday yet and couldn’t walk, but she could crawl) were having fun rolling a ball back and forth to each other.

“Hey, girls!” said Rita. “How about you make a Christmas collage for Leni’s first Christmas?”

The babies didn’t know what a collage was, but they were excited because Rita sounded excited, and gurgled happily.

Rita went and retrieved some paper, macaroni, and non-toxic glue…

The following is a transcript to the fanfiction crossover special; Babysitting Mischief.

The story starts off on an ordinary day in The Loud House. Mom and Dad are planning on taking the older sisters to Sunset Canyon

Lincoln: How am I still considered part of the younger kids? I’m literally 12 years old.

Rita: Sorry, honey but with Vanzilla in the shop, the rental car can only fit half of your siblings.

Lynn Sr.: We did hire a babysitter who’s really great with kids.

Rita: She’s a redhead girl named Vicky. She’ll be here any minute.

Lynn Sr.: Would you mind telling your younger sisters.

Lincoln: Fine. (to the readers) This Vicky girl does seem very suspicious. I feel like I’ve heard about her before.

Lincoln goes into the living room

Lola: Hey, Li…

What was the actual reason it went down from over 1 M views to around 0.9M - 0.03M Views?

Can you guys explain?

Well I'm still trying to figure out the real answer for it not because of some episodes but which one exactly?

This is a requested parody of "Mr. Poofers Must Die" from Homestar Runner.

The Loud house was decorated for Halloween, and Luna was hanging out in the living room, playing guitar, when Leni walked up.

“Luna, these decorations are, like, way too bleak!” said Leni.

“‘Kay, dude,” said Luna.

“No, seriously, they’d look better in red and green!” said Leni.

“Whatever, sis,” said Luna.

“Wait, what day is it?” said Leni.

“Halloween!” said Luna.

“Oh!” said Leni. “I was thinking of Christmas. But now that I know it’s Halloween, I’m totes gonna tell a really good ghost story! You know what that means?”

“That you’re already stoked for Christmas, apparently?” said Luna.

“Nope,” said Leni, “Mr. Stinky must die!”

“Who the heck is Mr. Stinky!?” said Luna.

The story be…

Lincoln: “Lynn, why are you paying attention to Scoots? Why are any of you paying attention to those people? It doesn’t matter what they say.”

Mr. Coconuts: “It’s easy for you to say! You don’t have to deal with it!”

Lola: “You just go around ruining lives!”

Lincoln: That’s what you do to me Lola! You go around ruining my life! You are a life ruiner!

[Lola gasped]

Lola: I... (To her family) I am?

Lincoln: Yes. And for that... (He grabs her tiara off her head and stomps on it)

Lola: My tiara!!

Lincoln: That’s what you get Lola!

Rita & Lynn Sr.: LINCOLN!!

Lincoln: Luna, I thought you were my nicest sister! But I guess ARE a mean sister to me! [he slaps her face]

Luna: Ow! Not cool, dude!

Mr. Coconuts: I hope you make up for that! What are you gonna do, …

The next day at Mr. Bolhofner's trailer. Lincoln takes a deep breath and approaches the seat in front of Chandler's]

Chandler: [stretching] "I heard you might be getting your old seat back, Loud, so I wore my steel toe boots for the occasion."

[Lincoln prepares to sit in his old seat, but...]

Mr. Bolhofner: "Loud, what are you doing?!"

Lincoln: "Uh, sitting in my seat, Mr. Bolhofner, sir."

Mr. Bolhofner: "That's not your seat."

Lincoln & Chandler: [shocked] "It's not?!"

Mr. Bolhofner: "Look, what I did to the Doo Dads was wrong. I had some time to reflect last night at Brazilian jiu-jitsu and I looked down at the guy I head in a headlock and realized I've got a lot to learn about playing nice with others, so I sent my ex-bandmates an apology gift…

Lincoln: "The score is tied as we go into the final round: Dance Battle!"

[The dance-off begins with Rusty versus Mandee, followed by Fiona and Zach, and then Liam and Miguel slow-dancing together, with Liam even dipping Miguel. Lincoln and Leni are the last ones up, dancing on par with each other.]

Gus:[Approaches] "Whoa, this is really heating up." [The machine starts smoking. Gus comes up to the siblings, becoming worried] "No, I'm serious. You need to stop! My machine is about to break!"

Leni: "But we don't have a winner yet!"

[The machine sparks and starts breaking down]

Lincoln: "Keep dancing, everyone!"

[Team Lincoln and Team Leni all hit the dance floor and start dancing. Then Lincoln's team wins

Lincoln and his friends: YEAH!

Lincoln: We won…

[In the halls, Principal Ramirez is keeping an eye on everybody.]

Principal Ramirez: "Come on, hurry on to class now, don't let me catch you tardy."

Lynn:[Pops out of a locker.] "Hall pass please."

Principal Ramirez:[Looks for one] "But, I, uh." [Realizes something] "Wait, I'm the principal."

Lynn: "Then you should know better than anyone that you need a hall pass."

[Slaps a slip on the principal's face and goes back into the locker. Principal Ramirez, mad, opens the locker to have a word with Lynn she is still in there.]

Principal Ramirez: LYNN!

Lynn: Oops.

Principal Ramirez: My office! NOW!

(In the Principal's office...)

Lynn: Sorry, Principal R, I think this hall monitor thing went to my head.

Principal Ramirez: How?

Lynn: I took it too far.

Principal R…

A parody of a Berenstain Bears episode, requested by Nicky Corrale.

One day, the Loud twins were playing Hide and Seek, and Lana was it. Lola hid in a bush, then when Lana went through all the counting and the “coming, ready or not”, she then said to herself, “Hmm, I’m gonna look… under the porch. Hmm, not there…”

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Lynn Sr. was washing some carrots and humming “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, even though it was nowhere near Christmas.

Rita hugged him from behind and said, “Good morning, dear.”

“Good morning, Rita,” said Lynn Sr.

“What are the kids up to this morning?” asked Rita.

“Oh, Lori’s out running errands, Leni’s sitting on her bed reading a magazine, Luna’s got band practice, Luan is watching TV, Lynn’s in the ba…

Lincoln and Lisa are walking home from school to Lincoln’s house.)

Lincoln: So, Lisa, how was kindergarten today?

Lisa: It was stupendous! We got to sleep for 50 minutes!

Lincoln: That’s great!

(They go inside the Loud House. The other sisters notice them coming in, and instantly glare at Lincoln)

Lincoln: (nervously) "Hey guys. Guess what, we brought Lisa back to herself."

Lisa: "Greetings my fellow female siblings."

(the other sisters still glare at Lincoln, who nervously chuckles)

Lori: "What were you thinking Lincoln?"

Lincoln: I can explain! I was only trying to help her fit in with our peers, and maybe so Iwouldn't be an outcast myself, but I realized that trying to change her wasn't a good thing to do."

Lynn: "Really?! You were only trying to…

A parody of a Donald Duck cartoon, requested by Henryjones.

One night, Witch Lucy was riding around on her broomstick, laughing eerily. She scared the bats out of the bell tower by making a face at them and ringing the bell, then laughed again, then she said, “Boo” to Cliff on the fence, causing him to yowl and run away.

However, she then got a fright herself when she saw Lily dressed as a ghost with a jack-o-lantern on her head, and thought she was a real ghoul.

“What manner of ghoul is that?” asked Lucy, as Lily, followed by the twins (Lola dressed as a devil and Lana dressed as a witch, went trick-or-treating while humming a little song to themselves.

Lola rang the doorbell with her devil fork, causing Luan, who was reclining in the living …

As The Loud House is still going on, some of the actors did not get a chance to voice a character in the show and that also includes The Casagrandes. Here are the actors that didn't get to voice a character in Loud House:

• Tom Kenny
• Clancy Brown
• Bill Fagerbakke
• Rodger Bumpass
• Jim Cummings
• Mark Hamill
• Hynden Walch
• David Hayter
• Lex Lang
• Hadley Kay
• B. J. Ward
• Jennifer Hale
• Martin Mull
• Chad Doreck
• David Kaufman
• Janice Kawaye
• Quinton Flynn
• Moira Quirk
• Brian May
• Eartha Kitt
• Dave Wittenberg
• Ron Perlman
• Danny Mann
• David Lander
• Elizabeth Daily
• Cheryl Chase
• Kenan Thompson
• Dionne Quan
• Charlet Chung
• Drake Bell
• Kel Mitchell
• Josh Peck
• Miranda Cosgrove
• Crystal Scales
• Laraine Newman
• J. Grant Albrecht
• Whoopi Goldberg
• Dan Yaccarino
• Sofie Zamchick
• Teala Dunn
• Danica Lee
• Frank Welker
• Mary Birdsong
• Sean Cur…

Here's the house!

The episode opens in a park.

A shelter has been decorated with balloons and flags, and the picnic cable within is covered with treats. Presents are piled nearby, and a piñata hangs from a nearby tree.

Leni Loud is fetching a drink from a cooler. Rusty, Lana, Carlota, Stella, and Sid set at the picnic table, talking. Ronnie Anne stands next to the table, joined in the conversation. Jasper G., Missy, Lila, Bingo, Chucky, Buddy, and Pom Pom sit in a circle, ready to play Pass the Parcel. Lila's brother reaches for the piñata. Lily walks up to the kids, holding a phone and Bluetooth speaker.

Lily: "Are you ready for Pass the Parcel, kids?"

The children: "Yeah!"

Bingo: "I LOVE Pass the Parcel!"

Lila: "Me too!"

Lila's brother giggles and pulls down the piñata;…

[Bluey and Bingo are seen setting up a game outside. Rusty walks over to four chairs and a firepit.]

Bluey: Ready!

Rusty: Okay. [He imitates button pressing on a phone.] Ring ring, ring ring.

Bluey: [She imitates picking up a phone.] Hello? Pizza shop, would you like to order a pizza?

Rusty: Yes please, I want one supreme with no mushrooms.

Bluey: Do you want garlic bread?

Rusty: Yeah, I want garlic bread!

Bluey: You got it! It'll be there soon.

Rusty: Do you need my address?

Bluey: No, I can see you. Bye! [She hangs up the phone.]

Bluey: One supreme pizza please, pizza girl. No mushrooms.

Bingo: Okay.

Bluey: I'll do the garlic bread,

Bingo: Can we pretend we're sisters, and our mum owns the pizza shop?

Bluey: Oh, yeah! And we're gonna run it for her so…

After the siblings come home, Lincoln was sad.

Leni noticed Lincoln's face

Leni: Lincoln?

(Lincoln begins to cry softly)

Leni: Guys, Lincoln is crying.

The other sisters notice

Lori: Lincoln?

Luan: Whats wrog?

Lincoln: There goes my dream of appearing in a Ace Savvy Movie. And I can't believe you hogged my spotlight! You get to be in the movie while I don't?

Lynn: Actually, you do, you and Clyde will be the Kitty's henchmen.

Lori: Not helping, Lynn.

Lincoln: Lynn! I hate being the kitty's henchman!!

Lori: Sisters, let's huddle.

[The sisters huddle and talk for a few seconds, then they take a decision.]

Lori: We'll cancel our roles for the movie.

Leni: Why?

Luna: If Lincoln and Clyde aren't going to be in the movie, neither are we.

Leni: Oh

Luan: How do we c…

"Babysitting Mischief" is a fanfiction story of The Loud House. The story is set between Season 8 and Season 9. It was uploaded on November 10, 2024.

• 1 Plot
• 2 Synopsis
• 3 Cast
• 4 Trivia
• 5 References
• 6 Transcript

Mom and Dad take the older siblings to Sunset Canyon to visit Pop Pop and Myrtle while they leave the younger siblings at home with a babysitter. But chaos soon emerges when the babysitter turns out to be Vicky.

TBA

• Sawyer Cole as Lincoln
• Jaeden White as Clyde
• Catherine Taber as Lori
• Liliana Mumy as Leni
• Nika Futterman as Luna
• Cristina Pucelli as Luan
• Jessica DiCicco as Lynn / Lucy
• Grey Griffin as Lola / Lana / Lily / Vicky
• Chris Kirkpatrick as Chip Skylark (voice heard/uncredited)
• Lara Jill Miller as Lisa
• Jill Talley as Rita
• Brian Stepanek as Lynn Sr.
• Piotr Mi…

I noticed that Lisa Loud and Lisa Simpson from "The Simpsons" have quite a few similarities.

• Same first name
• Same MIDDLE name (Marie)
• Second youngest sibling
• Smartest person in their families

I think that Lisa Loud might've been inspired by Lisa Simpson. Does anyone agree?

Lynn Sr.: "I just wish you kids had worked together to come up with one idea, that I could have handled, but now there's just too many things hittin' me all at once." [Just then, Leni hits him with the door; dazed.] "There's another one."

Leni:[Unaware] "Hey Dad, Bernie just got a double bingo. do we have Ba-ba-ga-noush?" [Looks around] "Where's Dad?" [Everyone points to behind the door, Leni looks and her father blacks out; still clueless.] "Why is he napping during the gland opening?"

[Lynn and Lisa get the wheelbarrow and put their father in it.]

Lisa:[Checking his pulse] "His vitals are fine, but when he wakes up, he'll have a considerable contusion."

[Everyone looks at the ground, disappointed in themselves.]

Luna: "Dudes, I feel terrible."

Lori: "Me …

Lincoln was in his room reading his ace savvy book when there was a knock on the door.

Lincoln: Who's there?

Luna: it’s me bro.

Lincoln: Come in, sis.

Luna comes in

Lincoln: Hey Luna. I've saw everything, all of your school clubs were saved, I'm happy for you three.

Luna: Thanks!

Lincoln: Do you wanna apologize for… you know what I mean

Luna: Yes bro, I'm really sorry, Lori and Luan are sorry too.

Lincoln: For?

Luna: For glaring at you when you told us about dinner.

Lincoln: Why did you glare at me? And yell ”What” to me?

Lori and Luan come in

Lori: We were arguing and really angry, and we didn't expect you to come.

Lincoln: Well, I think you girls should attend anger management class. I recommend that.

Lori: Maybe.

Luan: Yeah.

Luna: We'll think about it, …

[Above the table, which starts shaking, the whole family hears screaming and growling.]

Lana: "Charles, why are you so mad?" [Looks under the table and sees something she doesn't expect.] "Clyde? Why are you under the table?"

[Clyde awkwardly smiles]

Leni:[Gasps in disgust, towards her brother.] "Lincoln, you invite your friend at dinner, and you don't even give him a chair? That's rude!"

Lincoln: "I didn't invite him."

Lola: "That's even ruder. Clearly, he's hungry."

Lincoln: Lola, Leni, I didn't invite Clyde! He was here for a while, but then I asked him to go home. Leni, I bet he drunk your juice

Clyde: I did, sorry.

Lincoln: See Leni? It was Clyde who drunk your juice

Leni: Sorry for blaming you, Linky.

Lincoln: Why would you do it?

Leni: You were t…

[Meanwhile, at the park, Leni is watching the twins play in the sandbox and notices Clyde at the teeter-totter with a rock that he drew a picture of Lincoln on.]

Leni: "Hey, Clyde. Do you need a partner?"

Clyde: "No, thanks. It's a me and Lincoln thing."

Leni:[to the rock] "Oh. Hi, Lincoln." [leaves]

Clyde: "Here we go, buddy." [tosses the rock on the teeter-totter and gets catapulted right into the sandbox the twins are playing in.]

Twins: "YOU RUINED OUR SANDCASTLE!!!" (they start crying)

Clyde: I'm so sorry! It was a accident!

He hugs the twins

Clyde: I can help you make another.

Lana: Really? Thanks!

Lola: Yeah thanks, but I didn't forgive you yet.

Clyde: You don't have to. Lets get building.

So they start building until they finished

Clyde: All done! …

Back in the house in the living room, Luna is strumming her guitar and Lincoln is reading a comic.]

Luan: "Dang it, Luna! Your fog machine warped Mr. Coconuts' head!" [shows her dummy's disfigured head]

Luna: "Can't prove it, dude!"

Luan: "Lincoln, tell her she has to pay to get him fixed!"

Lincoln: "Um...okay. Luna, I think Luan has a point. You should pay up."

Luna:[shaking her fist threateningly] "You wanna think again, brah?"

Lincoln: No I don't. Pay up to Luan'

Luna: [sighs] Okay.

She goes upstairs and gets her money to pay Luan

Luan: Thanks, Lincoln.

Lincoln: You're welcome, Luan, althought Lori could have helped too, She always has good solutions.

Episode continues as normal

[The beach]

Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Well, my family doesn't think I'm bad luck anymore. In fact, now they think I'm good luck."

Lola: "Hey, Lincoln!" [shouting] "Put the head back on before we get stung by a jellyfish!"

[The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities.]

Lincoln:[to the viewers] "But unfortunately, only when I'm in the squirrel suit." [puts the head back on] Lola, I doubt there is a jellyfish nearby.

Lola: Well, yeah, I don't see any.

Lincoln: Then why did you say that?

Lola: Just in case.

Lincoln: Fine.

(When they got home...)

Lincoln: May I take this off suit off now? I'm sweating, I need a shower.

Rita: Yes, honey.

Lincoln: Really?!

Lynn Sr.: We can't leave you sweating without that suit, right?

Lincoln: Look, I'm no…

DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to be hate content. I just wanted to make a parody of Smosh's Assassin's Creed 3 song. A lot of people are doing it on Youtube.

Astrid Bjorklundson's cold temperature changer

Will only end up putting student lives in danger

Say what you will, and say what you might

The Astrid Method only leads to frostbite

(VERSE 1)

One day I went to school feeling so very bold

And I found out the building is incredibly cold

Because things have been changed all up in the place

In a way Astrid says students learn with such grace

How I had start school early and do yoga and eat fish

Think that's helping students with their improvements? You wish!

There's one detail that Astrid didn't think about

Yeah, she didn't take frostbite into account

(H…

he girl and the boy who is likely to be Bobby kiss. Luna gasps and covers Lily's eyes. The sisters clamour and flail their arms in panic. The curtains close on them.]

Lincoln:[Firmly] "I think we've seen enough."

Clyde: "Let's get him!"

[They all charge out of Clyde's house. However, they stop and gasp to see that the boy in the house the girl was kissing was actually her boyfriend and they just mistook him for Bobby in his silhouette. They duck into the bush.]

Leni:[pops up] "Wow. Bobby's really put on some height."

Lisa:[pops up] "That's not Bobby."

Lincoln: "What's going on?"

[The girl and her boyfriend kiss and Bobby steps out of the house as they show their gratitude to him.]

Luna: "Dudes, it's simple. Bobby doesn't have a side-gal. He's just frie…

[The next day, Lincoln returns home and backs up behind the van.]

Lincoln: Okay. [takes a deep breath] Here goes. [into a megaphone] ATTENTION, LOUD SISTERS! I AM HERE TO RESOLVE YOUR CONFLICTS! PLEASE REMAIN CALM! I AM COMING IN!

[He holds up a trash can lid for protection, inches toward the door, and opens the door, prepared for the worst. But when he enters, he sees that the girls are all calm and not fighting anymore.]

Lincoln:[confused] What's going on? What happened to the fighting?

Lori: Pfft. We're over that. We made up.

Lincoln: All of you?

Lisa: Correct. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.

Lynn Sr.:[still in his room] Oh, thank goodness!

Lincoln: I don't understand. How did you fix everything?

Lisa: No, Lincoln. You fixed everything.

Linco…

Lincoln:[realizes] "Holy shmoly! You guys are right! I do go completely bonkers around Ms. DiMartino. Just like you guys did around Hugh."

[The girls are all wearing Hugh sweaters.]

Leni: "I don't know why you keep saying that. By the way, if Hugh and I ever got married and had a baby..." [shows an online baby picture she made] "...here's what it would look like."

Lisa: "Oh, Leni, you're delusional. Because I'm gonna marry him, and our progeny is gonna look like this." [shows her online baby]

[The girls start fighting again, this time over who will marry Hugh.]

Lincoln: GIRLS, KNOCK IT OFF!!!

[They stop]

Lincoln: I'm having low grades and all you do is fighting over a handsome guy?! You are all too young to get married. Especially you, Lisa, you're 4 yea…

Ronnie Anne: "Not cool, Lincoln." [Lincoln frowns in guilt] "But to be honest, if I thought you were gonna ask me to the dance tonight, I would have ducked you, too."

Lincoln:[smiling] "So, we're cool?"

Ronnie Anne: "We're cool."

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne? I'm gonna head home. I changed my mind about the arcade. Lets go tomorrow.

Ronnie Anne: Okay, then. See you tomorrow. Tell Lori I said she makes like a good sister.

Later Lincoln came home.

Lincoln: I'm back girls.

Luna: Hey dude.

Luan: How did it go?

Lincoln: Better sit down, I have a lot to tell

They sit down.

Lincoln tells them everything that happened.

Lincoln: Oh, and Lori!

Lori: Yes?

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne says you're a good sister.

Lori: Aww.

Lincoln: And Luna, Luan, Lynn and Lucy, remember when I told you…

[The family is having a picnic.]

Lana:[patting her belly] "Ugh. I wish I hadn't filled up on worms."

Lynn Sr.: "Lincoln, are you sure you won't join us?"

Lincoln:[in the picnic basket] "Yeah, right! And attract bears with the smell of the burgers? I don't think so!" [goes back to hiding]

Lori: "I think bears also like the potato salad in that basket."

[Lori's words causes Lincoln to come out of the basket yelping and run to a field.]

Lincoln: "I'll just stand in this field." [frantic] "Wait. Then I could get struck by lightning. Maybe I'll be safe in that log." [hides in said log] "But there could be rabid beavers!" [gets out of the log] "Back to the picnic basket!" [about to get back in] "No! Wait! The bears!" [trips]

They then hear something in the bushes.…

[The girls put on the supposed smiles Lincoln wanted.]

Girls: "Cheeeeeeeeee..."

Lincoln:[talking over their cheese saying.] "Lori, I didn't mean..." [takes a look at their smiles] "Actually, that's pretty perfect."

[They all hold their smiles and the photo is taken.]

Lincoln: "Thanks so much, guys! I really appreciate your-" [sees that his sisters and pets are gone.] "Guys? Guys? Huh. Guess they must have had something else to do."

Lincoln goes in the house and find the sisters on the couch ticked off.

Lincoln: Girls? Look girls, I didn't mean that. I do like you girls the way you are. What I meant was... you didn't hold still for the first picture. [shows them the said picture] See? Not to mention you girls have been really condescending throughout …