Taunting Hour (Alternate Ending/scene)
Lincoln: “Lynn, why are you paying attention to Scoots? Why are any of you paying attention to those people? It doesn’t matter what they say.”
Mr. Coconuts: “It’s easy for you to say! You don’t have to deal with it!”
Lola: “You just go around ruining lives!”
Lincoln: That’s what you do to me Lola! You go around ruining my life! You are a life ruiner!
[Lola gasped]
Lola: I... (To her family) I am?
Lincoln: Yes. And for that... (He grabs her tiara off her head and stomps on it)
Lola: My tiara!!
Lincoln: That’s what you get Lola!
Rita & Lynn Sr.: LINCOLN!!
Lincoln: Luna, I thought you were my nicest sister! But I guess ARE a mean sister to me! [he slaps her face]
Luna: Ow! Not cool, dude!
Mr. Coconuts: I hope you make up for that! What are you gonna do, …
Musical Chairs (Alternate Ending)
The next day at Mr. Bolhofner's trailer. Lincoln takes a deep breath and approaches the seat in front of Chandler's]
Chandler: [stretching] "I heard you might be getting your old seat back, Loud, so I wore my steel toe boots for the occasion."
[Lincoln prepares to sit in his old seat, but...]
Mr. Bolhofner: "Loud, what are you doing?!"
Lincoln: "Uh, sitting in my seat, Mr. Bolhofner, sir."
Mr. Bolhofner: "That's not your seat."
Lincoln & Chandler: [shocked] "It's not?!"
Mr. Bolhofner: "Look, what I did to the Doo Dads was wrong. I had some time to reflect last night at Brazilian jiu-jitsu and I looked down at the guy I head in a headlock and realized I've got a lot to learn about playing nice with others, so I sent my ex-bandmates an apology gift…
Grub snub (Alternate Ending)
Lincoln: "The score is tied as we go into the final round: Dance Battle!"
[The dance-off begins with Rusty versus Mandee, followed by Fiona and Zach, and then Liam and Miguel slow-dancing together, with Liam even dipping Miguel. Lincoln and Leni are the last ones up, dancing on par with each other.]
Gus:[Approaches] "Whoa, this is really heating up." [The machine starts smoking. Gus comes up to the siblings, becoming worried] "No, I'm serious. You need to stop! My machine is about to break!"
Leni: "But we don't have a winner yet!"
[The machine sparks and starts breaking down]
Lincoln: "Keep dancing, everyone!"
[Team Lincoln and Team Leni all hit the dance floor and start dancing. Then Lincoln's team wins
Lincoln and his friends: YEAH!
Lincoln: We won…
Schooled! (Alternate Ending)
[In the halls, Principal Ramirez is keeping an eye on everybody.]
Principal Ramirez: "Come on, hurry on to class now, don't let me catch you tardy."
Lynn:[Pops out of a locker.] "Hall pass please."
Principal Ramirez:[Looks for one] "But, I, uh." [Realizes something] "Wait, I'm the principal."
Lynn: "Then you should know better than anyone that you need a hall pass."
[Slaps a slip on the principal's face and goes back into the locker. Principal Ramirez, mad, opens the locker to have a word with Lynn she is still in there.]
Principal Ramirez: LYNN!
Lynn: Oops.
Principal Ramirez: My office! NOW!
(In the Principal's office...)
Lynn: Sorry, Principal R, I think this hall monitor thing went to my head.
Principal Ramirez: How?
Lynn: I took it too far.
Principal R…
Making the Grade (Extended Ending)
Lincoln and Lisa are walking home from school to Lincoln’s house.)
Lincoln: So, Lisa, how was kindergarten today?
Lisa: It was stupendous! We got to sleep for 50 minutes!
Lincoln: That’s great!
(They go inside the Loud House. The other sisters notice them coming in, and instantly glare at Lincoln)
Lincoln: (nervously) "Hey guys. Guess what, we brought Lisa back to herself."
Lisa: "Greetings my fellow female siblings."
(the other sisters still glare at Lincoln, who nervously chuckles)
Lori: "What were you thinking Lincoln?"
Lincoln: I can explain! I was only trying to help her fit in with our peers, and maybe so Iwouldn't be an outcast myself, but I realized that trying to change her wasn't a good thing to do."
Lynn: "Really?! You were only trying to…