"What's more fun than a Canadian microwave?"
"Oh Thank you, Girl Guru."
"Oh Girl Guru. I like this girl, but she doesn't think I'm good enough for her. How do I change her mind?"
"Thanks Loud. See you in gym."
Maybe you'd love an American wedgie!"
"Hope you boys like push-ups."
"You Burned my Braids, you Doofus!"
"The next time I see that Girl Guru, I'll totally destroy him."
"That goes in the recycling!"
Boys chasing Lincoln and Clyde
"Oh, boy. What did you two do now?"
"Um, you wouldn't be interested."
"Oh, we're interested. Spill!"
"What's true for us isn't gonna be true for every girl. We're not all the same."
"I'll say. It's an as-salt on my senses!"