The Bounce Lounge/Transcript

	Episode begins in Star's bedroom on a close-up shot of Pony Head wailing uncontrollably and crying rainbow tears. Star stares at her.
Star Butterfly	Uh, Pony Head?
Pony Head	[wailing]
Star	What's wrong?
Pony Head	[sobbing gasps] Ohhhh, noooo! [floats toward Star's bed]
Star	Pony, use your words.
	Marco leaps into the room in a karate pose.
Marco	Hyah-cha! I heard screaming. ...Oh. It's Pony Head. What, did she run out of rainbow toothpaste again?
Star	Yeah, probably. Whatever it is, we'll go through it together.
Pony Head	[whimpering] Okay, I'll tell you. I am ready to reveal. [sniff]
	Pony Head whips around to face Star and Marco, blowing her tears away. She cries fresh tears, causing her mascara to run.
Pony Head	The Bounce Lounge... is closing.
	Camera cuts to close-up of Star wailing uncontrollably. The hearts on her cheeks pop like balloons. Her wailing cracks her interdimensional mirror, shatters several of her porcelain unicorns to pieces, and cracks Rafael and Angie Diaz's reading glasses. Star falls to her knees at her and cries into her bedsheets.
Star	[sobbing] The Bounce... Lounge... is cl-cl-closing?!
Pony Head	I know! [sobbing]
	Star and Pony Head cry into Marco's hoodie, and he pats them in consolement.
Marco	Hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's probably not even closing. I mean, since when has Pony Head been right about anything?
	Star moves away from Marco, leaving green snot on his hoodie.
Star	Oh, yeah...
	Cut to the Bounce Lounge; a floating sign reads "BOUNCE LOUNGE IS CLOSING - Milly Sparkles".
Marco	(o.s.) It's closing.
Star	I just... I can't believe it.
Milly Sparkles	[echoing] Believe it.
	A light from the clouds shines down on Star, Marco, and Pony Head, and Milly Sparkles descends from the sky on a floating lounge chair as electronic dance music plays.
Star	[gasps]
Pony Head	Oh, my goodness!
Star	[awestruck] It's Milly Sparkles.
	Star and Pony Head bow to Milly Sparkles.
Star	My liege. [pulls Marco into a bow] Marco, it is the owner of the Bounce Lounge.
Milly	The Bounce Lounge is indeed closing. The party is over.
Star	But why, Milly?
Milly	Because business has been slow.
	Fade to shot of the Bounce Lounge's dance floor covered in garbage. A crow flies from the top of the disco ball.
Milly	(o.s.) No one comes to party here anymore.
	A robotic DJ stands motionless at a turntable, covered in rust and cobwebs. Its shutter shades fall off of its face.
Milly	Fare thee well, loyal partiers. And may the Bounce Lounge be with you... always.
	Milly floats back up into the clouds, and they close. Marco stands in front of a wall of photos.
Marco	Wow, you girls used to party here a lot.
Star	[gasps] Hey, Pony, look!
Pony Head	It's us!
	A photo on the wall shows Star and Pony Head as kids, with the letters "BFF" on the right side.
Star	(o.s.) Awww! Besties!
Pony Head	Mm-hmm. And there's our junior prom night.
	Another photo shows Star and Pony Head in junior high school with braces and acne. The words "DANCE NIGHT" appear in large blue lettering.
Star	[winces] Uh, yeah... I'm actually trying to forget that.
Pony Head	O.M.G. That is a classic!
	Another photo shows Star, Pony Head, Kelly, Tad, Johnny Blowhole, Headphone Jones, and Lady Scarfs-a-Lot.
Pony Head	(o.s.) 'Cause that is the old Bounce Crew, girl!
Star	(o.s.) We used to rule this place.
Pony Head	Nobody partied harder than we did.
Star	Man, where did the time go?
Marco	Actually, time doesn't go anywhere. Sometimes things just end, and there's nothing we can do but accept it.
Pony Head	Please be quiet, because Star and I are trying to have a life moment!
Star	We haven't been here for so long. I can't help but feel like this is our fault.
Pony Head	And now a part of our life is gone forever. [muffled sob]
Star	Unless... [takes Bounce Crew photo off wall] ...we get the old Bounce Crew back together!
Pony Head	Oh, girl!
	Close-up on Bounce Crew photo. Photo moves down the screen to reveal Kelly looking depressed.
Star	Hey, Kelly. Uh... where's Tad?
Kelly	Tad and I broke up. There's a bald spot on my head where my heart used to be. [lies on the ground]
Pony Head	Oof. That's, like, real sad. In worse news, they are closing the Bounce Lounge!
Star	And we're getting the crew back together to save it.
Kelly	[spits out Goblin Dog] Why not? I can be despondent anywhere.
Star	All right! Let's go, Kelly!
Marco	Who's next?
Star	Johnny Blowhole, the party dare extraordinaire.
	Close-up on Johnny Blowhole's face in Bounce Crew photo. Cut to the dimension of seabunnies on a pirate ship; Johnny Blowhole is seen mopping the deck.
Johnny Blowhole	I don't know, guys.
	One of the relaxing seabunnies claps his hands, and Johnny fetches him a glass of carrot juice.
Johnny	I have a lot of partying that I have to do here.
Pony Head	Okay, you do not look like you're the one partying.
Johnny	No, I'm pretty sure this is partying.
	A glass of carrot juice flies into the side of Johnny's head. The seabunnies' captain walks up to him.
Captain	When you're done, grab your mop. The commode could use some heavy duty partying.
	The ship's commode consists of a moldy toilet, spilled toilet water, a mess of toilet paper, and a poster of a family of bunnies.
Star and Pony Head	[gasps]
Star	[to Pony Head] He's forgotten what partying is. [to Johnny] They're using you, Johnny.
Pony Head	Yeah, ditch these nerds and you need to come with us.
	The captain and two other seabunnies draw their swords.
Captain	Sorry, ladies. Johnny stays with me—
	A blast of magic from Star's wand transforms the captain into a carrot. One of the other seabunnies looks at him hungrily.
Captain	[nervously] Uh... uh... uh... hey.
	Camera pans up to Johnny. Crunching sounds and the captain's screams are heard off-screen.
Johnny	This is my life now. I'm not good at partying anymore anyways.
Star	I guess you're right, Johnny. You have lost your partying powers. You probably never even had them in the first place.
Pony Head	[floats around Johnny's head] Ooooh, you lost them, Johnny Blowhole! That's weak!
Johnny	You guys are wrong, okay? I have my moments.
Star	Prove it. I dare you to save the Bounce Lounge.
	Johnny tosses his serving tray into the ocean, throws his bandana on the floor, and tears off his pirate shirt.
Johnny	I dare you to stop me! [laughs]
Star	Whoo! Johnny's back!
	Cut to a club at a warehouse called the "Null".
Pony Head	(o.s.) Headphone Jones? Lady Scarfs-a-Lot?
	Bounce Crew photo focuses on a furry purple creature wearing red headphones and a piano-themed scarf with its eyes closed. Photo moves down the screen to reveal the creature inside the Null.
Pony Head	Yo! Wake up!
	Headphone Jones, the red headphones, wakes up and pulls a headphone jack out of his mouth.
Headphone Jones	What do you want?
	Lady Scarfs-a-Lot, the piano-themed scarf, wakes up.
Lady Scarfs-a-Lot	And make it quick. You're harshing the cool.
Star	They're closing the Bounce Lounge.
Headphone	Good.
Scarfs-a-Lot	Yeah, that place hasn't been cool in months.
Pony Head	We were getting the crew back together to save it.
Headphone	This is a way cooler place to party.
Star	This is partying?
Headphone	(o.s.) Yeah, look how cool we look.
	Star and Pony Head look at other creatures wearing headphones and floating motionless in the air.
Star	You thinking what I'm thinking?
Pony Head	Uh-huh.
	Magic flares from Pony Head's horn. Cut to exterior shot of the Null, with neon smoke pouring out the door. A fire truck siren is heard.
Pony Head	What?! I thought that was what you were thinking!
	Star, Marco, Pony Head, Kelly, Johnny Blowhole, Headphone Jones, and Lady Scarfs-a-Lot return to Milly Sparkles at the Bounce Lounge.
Star	Ah, Milly! Milly, Milly, Milly! The Bounce Crew is back together!
	Milly lowers her sunglasses (revealing another pair of sunglasses underneath) and looks at Kelly, Johnny Blowhole, Headphone Jones, and Lady Scarfs-a-Lot.
Johnny	What's up, Mills?
Milly	I'm afraid that's not enough. You see, the only thing that will save the Lounge is paying off the mortgage. And I can't do that with only... [counting the Bounce Crew members] One, two, three, four, five... [breathily] six customers.
Star	Well, how much do you owe?
Milly	Like, a bajillion dollars.
Pony Head	That's a lot of bacon.
Marco	Is that even a real number?
Milly	Let it go, darlings. Sometimes things just end, and there's nothing we can do but accept it.
Pony Head	That is so deep. So new. So unique. Nobody ever said that before.
Marco	Seriously? That's the exact same thing I said.
Pony Head	No, no, sorry, I don't remember you saying that.
Milly	[ascends upward into clouds] So, goodbye and thank you for your patronage.
Star	[sighs]
Marco	It's no wonder the place lost money.
	Camera pans left to right across the dirty Bounce Lounge.
Marco	(o.s.) What a dump!
Star	It always looked like this. Our partying gave the Bounce Lounge its life, and our partying is gonna save it.
Kelly	Save it? What?
Pony Head	No, no, no, she's right. The Bounce Lounge can't go down with the Bounce Crew around.
Star	Hit it, Pony!
	Pony Head picks up shutter shades and puts them on the robot DJ. The robot powers on and starts playing electronic dance music.
Pony Head	Let's get this party started!
	Light reflects off of the disco ball. Star and Pony Head start dancing.
BGM	[Save the Bounce Lounge]
Star	Come on, Bounce Crew, what are you waiting for?
	Johnny Blowhole, Headphone Jones, and Lady Scarfs-a-Lot join Star and Pony Head on the dance floor. Marco is seen behind the Bounce Lounge's admission booth window. A short goblin-like creature wearing pink pumps walks into the Lounge.
Goblin	Hey, I heard some dance music. Is there a party in here?
Marco	Yes! Admission is 25 dollars.
Goblin	Oh, no, I just need to use your bathroom. [walks away]
Star	How many is that?
Marco	None!
Star	Looks like we need to dance harder.
	Star and the Bounce Crew dance more energetically. A faun girl enters the Bounce Lounge with a short creature covered in green hair and hands money to Marco.
Faun girl	Let's get our groove on!
	The faun girl and green-haired creature join the Bounce Crew on the dance floor and start dancing.
Star	[gasps] It's working!
All	Whoo-hoo!
Star	Move to the groove!
Pony Head	Yes!
	More creatures enter the Bounce Lounge, and Marco collects their admission fees in a big sack. Star pokes her head out of the sack.
Star	How many is that now?
Marco	[counts money] Almost a bajillion less than a bajillion.
Star	Harder!
	The dance floor fills with more people.
Johnny	You heard Star! Dance harder!
Pony Head	That's what I'm talking about!
Unnamed dancer	Whoo!
Star	Now?
Marco	We're gonna need a lot more partiers.
Star	You are so right.
	Star drags Marco by the collar and pushes him out onto the dance floor.
Star	Get in there, Marco! Just move your body! Be yourself!
Marco	Myself?
	Marco bows as if in karate class and starts to dance by incorporating karate into his dance moves.
Marco	Hiii-yah! [karate sounds]
Headphone	This goes out to all you desert dimensioners out there!
Crowd	[cheering]
	In the desert dimension, several people are line to buy Goblin Dogs. They and the Goblin Dog truck suddenly rise into the air. They arrive at the Bounce Lounge and throw more money at Marco. The dance floor is now completely packed.
Crowd	Whoo! Yeah! Uh-huh!
Headphone	How about them seabunnies?!
	The seabunnies' pirate ship appears and drops into the Bounce Lounge. Roy fires T-shirts at the crowd from a T-shirt cannon.
Scarfs-a-Lot	Let's hear it from the Null!
	The patrons from the Null appear and hang down from the Bounce Lounge's ceiling.
Marco	We still need more!
Star	Johnny, use your blow hole!
	Johnny sprays the crowd with bubbles from his blowhole. Three bug-like girls enter the Bounce Lounge covered in bubbles.
Bug girl	We were passing by outside and got sprayed. The Bounce Lounge is back!
	Marco collects even more money in the sacks. Star appears before him hanging upside-down.
Star	Now?
Marco	We need one more partier!
Star	One more? But that's everyone.
	Star sees three bills of money fall into a sack. She and Marco look up at Tad.
Star and Marco	Tad?
Tad	Oh, hey, guys. Where's my girl?
	Star and Marco point toward the dance floor, and Tad floats away.
Kelly	[turns around] Tad?
	Kelly meets Tad on the dance floor.
Kelly	What are you doing here?
Tad	Don't you remember, baby? This is the first place we ever broke up. Want to get back together?
Kelly	Yeeeeaaaah!
	Tad plants himself on top of Kelly's head, and they are bathed in psychedelic colors.
Kelly and Tad	Whoa!
	Star carries the sacks of money over to Milly Sparkles.
Star	Did we make enough?
Milly	[counting money] One, three, fifty, eleventy-thirty... Hmm. Nope. We're short 650.
Star	But I thought we had—
Marco	Wait!
	Marco holds up a fistful of money bills. He goes up and drops 650 dollars in a sack.
Marco	Oh-ho-ho! I've never had more fun in my entire life!
Crowd	[cheering]
Star	[hugs Marco] Yes! We did it! The Bounce Lounge lives forever! Now let's party!
Milly	(o.s.) Star, wait.
Star	[drops Marco on the floor]
Milly	Thank you, all of you, for what you've done. But I've been partying for over 5,000 years.
	Milly removes her sunglasses and moves her feathered fan away to reveal her very wrinkled face.
Crowd	[gasps and cries of shock]
Milly	It was never about the mortgage.
	Milly's floating lounge chair transforms into a motor scooter.
Milly	I'm closing the lounge because I just really need to stop partying. Like, right now.
Pony Head	Aww! If this is the last night of the Bounce Lounge, let's make it the best night ever!
Crowd	[excited whoops]
Milly	No! The party is over.
	The disco ball lowers from the ceiling and turns into a wrecking ball that starts demolishing the Bounce Lounge.
Patrons	[screaming]
Star	But we saved the Lounge.
Milly	Nothing lasts forever, princess. But thank you for the party.
	Milly puts her sunglasses back on and rides her motor scooter into the clouds. Cut to Diaz Household; a dimensional portal opens into Star's bedroom, and Star, Marco, and the Bounce Crew enter.
Star	[sighs] The Bounce Lounge is gone.
Johnny	[dolphin chatter]
Star	[holding wad of chewed gum] At least I have you, piece of gum I scraped off a table, to remember it by. [kisses gum]
Marco	Yeah. I got a chip of the dance floor. Or someone's tooth.
Pony Head	Aww, you guys are lucky. All I got is...
	Camera zooms out from Pony Head to reveal the Bounce Lounge photo booth next to her.
Pony Head	...this photo booth!
Kelly	Photo booth! Photo booth!
All	[cheering]
	Star, Marco, Pony Head, Kelly, Tad, Johnny Blowhole, Headphone Jones, and Lady Scarfs-a-Lot take a group photo with the words "BOUNCE CREW" on it.

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Season 1

Star Comes to Earth • Party With a Pony • Match Maker • School Spirit • Monster Arm • The Other Exchange Student • Cheer Up, Star • Quest Buy • Diaz Family Vacation • Brittney's Party • Mewberty • Pixtopia • Lobster Claws • Sleep Spells • Blood Moon Ball • Fortune Cookies • Freeze Day • Royal Pain • St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses • Mewnipendance Day • The Banagic Incident • Interdimensional Field Trip • Marco Grows a Beard • Storm the Castle

Season 2

My New Wand! • Ludo in the Wild • Mr. Candle Cares • Red Belt • Star on Wheels • Fetch • Star vs. Echo Creek • Wand to Wand • Starstruck • Camping Trip • Starsitting • On the Job • Goblin Dogs • By the Book • Game of Flags • Girls' Day Out • Sleepover • Gift of the Card • Friendenemies • Is Mystery • Hungry Larry • Spider With a Top Hat • Into the Wand • Pizza Thing • Page Turner • Naysaya • Bon Bon the Birthday Clown • Raid the Cave • Trickstar • Baby • Running with Scissors • Mathmagic • The Bounce Lounge • Crystal Clear • The Hard Way • Heinous • All Belts are Off • Collateral Damage • Just Friends • Face the Music • Starcrushed

Season 3

Return to Mewni • Moon the Undaunted • Book Be Gone • Marco and the King • Puddle Defender • King Ludo • Toffee • Scent of a Hoodie • Rest in Pudding • Club Snubbed • Stranger Danger • Demoncism • Sophomore Slump • Lint Catcher • Trial by Squire • Princess Turdina • Starfari • Sweet Dreams • Lava Lake Beach • Death Peck • Ponymonium • Night Life • Deep Dive • Monster Bash • Stump Day • Holiday Spellcial • The Bogbeast of Boggabah • Total Eclipsa the Moon • Butterfly Trap • Ludo, Where Art Thou? • Is Another Mystery • Marco Jr. • Skooled! • Booth Buddies • Bam Ui Pati! • Tough Love • Divide • Conquer

Season 4

Butterfly Follies • Escape from the Pie Folk • Moon Remembers • Swim Suit • Ransomgram • Lake House Fever • Yada Yada Berries • Down by the River • The Ponyhead Show! • Surviving the Spiderbites • Out of Business • Kelly's World • Curse of the Blood Moon • Princess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic Bell • Ghost of Butterfly Castle • Cornball! • Meteora's Lesson • The Knight Shift • Queen-Napped • Junkin' Janna • A Spell with No Name • A Boy and His DC-700XE • The Monster and the Queen • Cornonation • Doop-Doop • Britta's Tacos • Beach Day • Gone Baby Gone • Sad Teen Hotline • Jannanigans • Mama Star • Ready, Aim, Fire • The Right Way • Here to Help • Pizza Party • The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse • Cleaved