Party With a Pony/Transcript

	Episode begins on exterior shot of the Diaz Household.
Marco	(v.o.) All right, Star...
	Cut to interior – kitchen.
Marco	Feast your eyes on this!
	Marco reveals a plateful of hot, cheesy nachos.
Star	(singing, v.o.) Marco's Super Awesome Nachos!
	Star claps excitedly and picks up a nacho.
Star	[gasps] Triangle food!
	There's a knock at the door. Marco answers. No one's there. Camera pans left as Marco looks around. Camera pans back right, and Marco sees Pony Head.
Pony Head	Yo, what up, home fries?
Marco	[screams]
	Marco falls over, spilling his nachos.
Star	[gasps] Oh, my gosh!
	As Star comes outside, she steps on Marco.
Marco	[groans]
Star	Flying Princess Pony Head!
Pony Head	Oh, hello, "B-Fly"!
	Star hugs Pony Head and giggles.
Pony Head	Girl, we're going out tonight! Are you ready to make some ba-a-ad choices?
Star	Let me just wake up Marco.
	Marco lies on the ground, motionless and covered in nachos and cheese.
Pony Head	Oh, that is not a dead person?
Marco	Not... dead... [groans]
	Star picks Marco up.
Star	Pony Head, meet my best friend Marco Diaz.
Pony Head	Your best friend?
Star	Huh? Oh, no-no-no! On Earth! You're my best friend on Mewni. Marco, this is the pony I've been telling you about.
Pony Head	[snorts] I hate your face. Plus you're ugly. [laughs] Just kidding. That's a joke. Tick-tock, girl. Let's paaartaaay!
Star	Yeah, Marco! Let's paaartaaay!
Marco	With her? Um, okay, well, I was gonna... But I... I was gonna...
	Star gives a sad puppy-dog pout.
Marco	I... Ugh. Alright.
	Marco picks a nacho off his shirt and eats it.
Star	My two besties are gonna be besties!
Pony Head	Sweet! Let's go!
	Pony Head reveals a pair of dimensional scissors in her mouth.
Star	[gasps] Dimensional scissors?! Aah! Jealous!
	Pony Head cuts open a portal.
Marco	Wait, we're going to another dimen—
Star	Come on!
	Star pulls Marco through the portal.
Marco	[yelps]
	Pony Head goes halfway through the portal, looks around suspiciously, and follows Star and Marco. The portal closes. A second portal opens, and three men in masks emerge. The shortest of the three picks glitter off the ground and samples it.
Guard of St. Olga	Glitter. She was here.
	Cut to Star and Pony Head laughing as they fall from the sky. They land on a cloud. Marco falls and lands face-first on the hard floor.
Marco	[groans] Huh?
	Camera cuts to several groups of alien creatures around the club and robots DJ-ing.
Marco	Where are we?
	Camera zooms out to show the entire Bounce Lounge.
Star	The Bounce Lounge. My favorite place to chill. Just stay away from the edge.
Marco	Huh? [screams]
	Camera zooms out to show the ground under the clouds – a cap-wearing skeleton is impaled by spikes. Marco flails as he nearly falls over the edge.
Marco	[yelping]
	Star pulls him away from the edge and toward a photo booth.
Star	Marco! Photo booth, photo booth! Come on! [giggles]
	Star shoves Pony Head and Marco into the booth. She pops up between them in the booth, and they take several photos. In the first photo, the three smile, and captions read "yay", "good times" and "Happy Besties!" In the second photo, Star sticks out her tongue, and captions read "Cheese!", "Get out of TOWN!", and "poot". In the third photo, Star makes a silly face as Marco laughs, and a caption reads "I♡friend♡". In the fourth photo, Star and Pony Head make duckfaces, and captions read "DUCKFACE" and "STYLEZ 4 MILEZ". In the fifth photo, all three make silly faces, and a caption reads "What's up?"
Star	Whoo! Now... just you two! A souvenir from the night my besties became besties. Yay.
	Star leaves the booth, and Pony Head glares at Marco.
Pony Head	Listen. We are not gonna be besties. We are not even gonna be second-besties.
	The booth takes a photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and a caption reads "Super Kawaii".
Marco	"Second-besties"? That's not even a thing!
Pony Head	Ohhhh! You wanna make this a thing?
	The booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and captions read "LETS ENJOY", "HAY GURL!", and "PARTY LIFE".
Pony Head	Look here, Earth Turd. This night is really important to me. You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn!
	Pony Head points her unicorn horn at Marco's neck. The booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head, and captions read "WE ARE COOL!!" and "#1".
Pony Head	Got it?! Good. Real good. Later!
	Pony Head exits the booth, leaving a frightened and shuddering Marco. The booth takes a photo of Marco's frightened face, and a caption reads "OH NO SHE DINT!" Marco leaves the booth and sees Star and Pony Head on the dance floor.
Pony Head	[whinnies]
Star	[laughs]
Pony Head	Whoo! Look at this! [whinnies]
Marco	[whispering] Psst! Star, I need to talk to yooouuu!
	Star takes Marco by the hands and spins around with him.
Star	[laughing]
Marco	Star, Pony Head threatened to—!
	Pony Head shoves Marco aside, and he hangs over the edge of the cloud.
Marco	[screams]
Skeleton	Fall, fall, fall, fall...
Marco	[whimpering]
	Star pulls Marco back up.
Star	Marco, be careful.
Marco	Pony Head just tried to shove me off this cloud!
Star	Ohhhh, noooo. She just gets a little wild when she dances.
	Cut to Pony Head dancing with an elf-like teenager. She starts riding him like a horse.
Pony Head	Oh, yes! Oh, you like that! You know you do! You love it!
Marco	Well, she also threatened to skewer me in the photo booth!
Pony Head	(o.s.) Whoo! Yes!
Star	Yeah... She can be possessive. Pony Head! Let's go to the Amethyst Arcade. Marco will have more fun there.
Pony Head	No! Way! Girl! I'm! Getting! My! Dance! On!
	The three masked men appear through a portal, and Pony Head sees them.
Pony Head	[gasps]
	Pony Head quickly joins Star and Marco and opens a dimensional portal.
Pony Head	Yes, you are right, Star. He will like the arcade better. Let's go!
	Pony Head goes through the portal.
Star	[sing-songy] She's warming up to you.
	Star pushes Marco through the portal and follows him, plugging her nose as if about to dive into water. Scene transitions; Marco is wide-eyed and drooling.
Marco	Holy pixels!
	Camera zooms out to show the whole Amethyst Arcade.
Marco	So many video games!
Pony Head	Yes, I knew you would like it here. This place is full of squares.
Squares	[groaning]
Star	Look. Lance Lance Revolution. That's perfect! You guys, go play!
Marco and Pony Head	[growling]
	A 16-bit fighting game versus screen shows Pony Head and Marco.
Game Announcer	Pony Head VS Earth Turd!
Marco	Hey!
Game Announcer	Round 1! Joust!
	Marco and Pony Head fight on dance pads using small jousting lances.
Marco and Pony Head	[grunting]
Pony Head	You're going down, downer!
Marco	Oh, yeah?! Well, your mother's a horse!
Pony Head	Uh, okay, and your point would be?
Marco and Pony Head	[grunting]
Star	Aw, look at you two getting along.
	Star puts her hands on Marco and Pony Head's backs, covering her hands in sweat.
Star	Ewww. Oh! I'll go get us some nice cold icicles to put on your disgusting sweaty back.
	A square plays a Whack-a-Mole!-like video game. The three masked men approach from behind.
Masked Man	Hey, you. Square.
	The shortest masked man holds up a photo.
Masked Man	Have you seen this head?
Square #1	[confused grunt]
Masked Man	Don't lie to me, little man.
	Pony Head hears the masked man's voice, gasps, and drops her jousting lance. Marco wins the game.
Game Announcer	You win!
Marco	Hah! Who's the turd now?
Pony Head	[flies off-screen] Still you!
Square #2	Uh, I think I'm next. But with less abusive trash talk, please.
	Star waits in line at the icicle stand.
Square #3	Um, let's see. Do I want the pointy one or the pointier one? Oh, it's such a tough choice.
Pony Head	[flies up to Star] Hey, Star, I'm bored. Uh, I know this other club, so let's bounce. Bleh!
	Pony Head takes out her dimensional scissors.
Star	Sounds cool. I'll go get Marco.
Pony Head	Oh, no-no-no-no-no. He went on ahead. Um, yes, he wanted to save us a good spot in the mosh pit. Yes, that is the course of events.
Star	Oh, classic Marco. Always putting friends first.
	Star jumps through the portal, and Pony Head follows. Cut back to Lance Lance Revolution.
Game Announcer	Finish him! You win!
Marco	Hah! Did you see that, Star? Try and beat that, Pointy Head! ...Star? Pointy Head?
	The three masked men surround Marco. One puts his hand on Marco's shoulder, and the shortest one breathes heavily. Cut to an underwater club called the Scum Bucket. Star and Pony Head laugh and crowd-surf.
Pony Head	Is this not a blast or what, B-Fly?
Star	Yeah-heah! But I don't see Marco anywhere.
Pony Head	Pfft! You got me, girl. And I'm way more fun!
Star	Uh, what are you talking about?
Pony Head	Uh, heh, funny story. You're gonna love it. ...I kinda ditched him and left him in the other dimension. Oops. [chuckling]
Star	What?! [screams, falls to the floor]
Pony Head	B-Fly!
Star	How could you do that to my best friend?!
Pony Head	Best friend?! Last time I checked, the best friend was me!
Star	I can have two best friends. Unless one of them is a friend-ditching liar.
Pony Head	That Earth Turd means that much to you?
Star	He's the best turd I've ever known.
Pony Head	[sighs] Okay.
	Cut back to the Amethyst Arcade. Marco is tied to a chair as the masked men shine a lamp in his face and interrogate him.
Masked Man	For the last time... where is she?!
Marco	[crying] I'm telling you! I don't know!
Masked Man	Not talking, eh? What if I do... this?! [flickers lamp on and off]
Marco	Stop! That's really annoying!
	Star and Pony Head emerge from a portal.
Star	There he is. [gasps] Crystal Dagger—!
Pony Head	Wait, B-Fly! It's too dangerous, girl! ...Hold out your hand. Bleh!
	Star holds out her hand, and Pony Head gives her the dimensional scissors.
Star	Your dimensional scissors?
Pony Head	I won't need 'em where I'm going.
Star	But, Pony Head...!
	The masked men surround Marco menacingly.
Pony Head	(o.s.) Oh, hey, creeps!
	The men turn to look at Pony Head.
Pony Head	I heard you're looking to ride with a pony!
	Close up on Pony Head's face.
Pony Head	So come and get me!
Masked Men	[growls]
Pony Head	[whinnying and laughing]
	The masked men chase Pony Head around the arcade.
Pony Head	Whoo! Out of the way, squares!
Squares	Aah!
	Pony Head crashes through a group of square nerds. They fall to the floor in a Tetris-like sequence.
Squares	Yay!
	The masked men crash through the wall of nerds. Cut back to Marco who's trying to free himself from the ropes. He frees one of his arms.
Marco	Hah!
Star	Stand back, Marco!
Marco	No! It's okay! My hand is free—!
Star	Shiny Emerald Snake Strike!
	Star turns the ropes into snakes.
Marco	[spits] Bleh!
Star	Marco, stop playing around!
	Star pulls Marco along. The masked men continue to chase Pony Head.
Pony Head	[whinnying and laughing]
	Pony Head uses her unicorn horn to blast several arcade machines, making clouds of dust and scaring the square nerds.
Pony Head	Whoo-hoo! I feel so alive! Whoa!
	Pony Head nearly gets caught by the masked men. She blasts hanging stalactites with her magic, and they fall onto the masked men.
Masked Men	Huh? [screams]
Pony Head	[laughing]
	Pony Head slams into a wall and falls to the ground. The masked men approach her. Star and Marco jump in front of Pony Head to protect her.
Star	Back off, creeps!
Marco	Don't worry, Pony Head! We've got your back! ...Of your head.
	Pony Head smiles and gets ready to fight the masked men alongside Star and Marco.
King Pony Head	[o.s., echoing] Time to give it up, cupcake.
Star	Is that... King Pony Head?
	King Pony Head appears from behind the masked men.
King Pony Head	[deep whinnying]
Marco	Uhhhh...
Pony Head	Hello, Daddy.
King Pony Head	Hello, princess.
Star	[whispering] What is he doing here?
Pony Head	Oh, B-Fly, it's the end of the line for me. But at least I got in one last night of fun with you, girl.
Star	One last night? Before what?
Pony Head	Before this! I'm going to St. O's!
Star	[gasps] Not St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses?!
	Thunder strikes. Cut to shot of Pony Head being sent to St. Olga's Reform School on a conveyor belt while screaming. Cut back to Star and Pony Head at the Amethyst Arcade.
Pony Head	Oh, it's true. I did it to myself. I'm headed to the slammer.
King Pony Head	It's reform school, cupcake, not jail. Although admittedly it is a lot like jail.
Star	Oh, Pony Head! You knew you'd get sent to St. Olga's, but you still came back to save Marco.
Pony Head	Oh, well, you know... It's hard to say it, but he is your other bestie. Okay, I said it.
Star	Ohhhh... Come here!
	Star hugs Pony Head.
Star and Pony Head	Hugs!
	Star pulls Marco into the hug.
Masked Man	All right, princess. Time to go.
	The masked men muzzle Pony Head and drag her away.
Star	(o.s.) Bye, Pony! I'm gonna miss you!
Marco	(o.s.) Hey, Pony Head?
	Pony Head stops to look back at Marco.
Marco	Good luck in princess jail.
Pony Head	Aw. Thanks, Earth Tu— I mean, thank you, Marco. But don't worry about me! No jail can hold on to me for long! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
	Pony Head is dragged through the portal.
King Pony Head	[sighs] Kids... You have 'em, and then you... wish they weren't around.
	King Pony Head goes through the portal, and it closes behind him.
Star	Yay! My besties are besties!
Marco	Yeah... I wouldn't go that far. Hey! We're stuck in another dimension!
Star	Oh, no, we're not. Bleh!
	Star reveals Pony Head's dimensional scissors.
Marco	Whoa!
Star	Now we can go anywhere we want. Anywhere in the entire universe.
Marco	I know just the place.
	Cut to Marco and Star on Marco's couch watching TV and eating nachos.

v • e • d Star vs. the Forces of Evil Episode Transcripts

Season 1

Star Comes to Earth • Party With a Pony • Match Maker • School Spirit • Monster Arm • The Other Exchange Student • Cheer Up, Star • Quest Buy • Diaz Family Vacation • Brittney's Party • Mewberty • Pixtopia • Lobster Claws • Sleep Spells • Blood Moon Ball • Fortune Cookies • Freeze Day • Royal Pain • St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses • Mewnipendance Day • The Banagic Incident • Interdimensional Field Trip • Marco Grows a Beard • Storm the Castle

Season 2

My New Wand! • Ludo in the Wild • Mr. Candle Cares • Red Belt • Star on Wheels • Fetch • Star vs. Echo Creek • Wand to Wand • Starstruck • Camping Trip • Starsitting • On the Job • Goblin Dogs • By the Book • Game of Flags • Girls' Day Out • Sleepover • Gift of the Card • Friendenemies • Is Mystery • Hungry Larry • Spider With a Top Hat • Into the Wand • Pizza Thing • Page Turner • Naysaya • Bon Bon the Birthday Clown • Raid the Cave • Trickstar • Baby • Running with Scissors • Mathmagic • The Bounce Lounge • Crystal Clear • The Hard Way • Heinous • All Belts are Off • Collateral Damage • Just Friends • Face the Music • Starcrushed

Season 3

Return to Mewni • Moon the Undaunted • Book Be Gone • Marco and the King • Puddle Defender • King Ludo • Toffee • Scent of a Hoodie • Rest in Pudding • Club Snubbed • Stranger Danger • Demoncism • Sophomore Slump • Lint Catcher • Trial by Squire • Princess Turdina • Starfari • Sweet Dreams • Lava Lake Beach • Death Peck • Ponymonium • Night Life • Deep Dive • Monster Bash • Stump Day • Holiday Spellcial • The Bogbeast of Boggabah • Total Eclipsa the Moon • Butterfly Trap • Ludo, Where Art Thou? • Is Another Mystery • Marco Jr. • Skooled! • Booth Buddies • Bam Ui Pati! • Tough Love • Divide • Conquer

Season 4

Butterfly Follies • Escape from the Pie Folk • Moon Remembers • Swim Suit • Ransomgram • Lake House Fever • Yada Yada Berries • Down by the River • The Ponyhead Show! • Surviving the Spiderbites • Out of Business • Kelly's World • Curse of the Blood Moon • Princess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic Bell • Ghost of Butterfly Castle • Cornball! • Meteora's Lesson • The Knight Shift • Queen-Napped • Junkin' Janna • A Spell with No Name • A Boy and His DC-700XE • The Monster and the Queen • Cornonation • Doop-Doop • Britta's Tacos • Beach Day • Gone Baby Gone • Sad Teen Hotline • Jannanigans • Mama Star • Ready, Aim, Fire • The Right Way • Here to Help • Pizza Party • The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse • Cleaved