The Sparrow and His Charges
Luca: Hey, there he is! Leeeeeif!
Gala Leif: Luca? Well, this is unusual. Have you need of me?
Luca: Yeah, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions about the other royals.
Gala Leif: You mean His Highness's siblings?
Luca: Yeah. See, I feel like I kind of get Emile, but I don't have a CLUE about the others.
Luca: I'd like to know what kind of folks they are so I'm ready next time we run into 'em.
Gala Leif: I understand your reasons, but to speak on the royal family so blithely is...
The Prince: I'd also be interested in filling in some of the blanks about my siblings.
Gala Leif: You are here as well, Highness?
Gala Prince: I figure you'd know more about them than most, Leif, so I'd be happy to hear anything you feel free enough to divulge.
Luca: Euden knows the score! Now c'mon, make with the deets!
Gala Leif: Very well, then. To begin with...
Gala Leif: ...Hoo! Hah! Yah!
Emile: Hngh! Hrh! Hrk! Aaagh!
Emile: ...Ow.
Gala Leif: Are you all right, Prince Emile?
Emile: I am OBVIOUSLY not all right!
Emile: Why must I be dragged into the middle of the woods for sword practice like this?!
Gala Leif: It is training for field operations.
Gala Leif: If you are to lead an army, you must be able to react to various battlefield settings.
Emile: Wholly unnecessary. Soldiers fight— leaders and royalty do not.
Gala Leif: There are times when a leader must stand at the vanguard of battle, Your Highness. It would be most problematic if you were unable to do so at such a moment.
Gala Leif: And so, I would have you please dedicate yourself to your training this day.
Emile: Grr! You ALWAYS act so self-important! Listen here, you—I am PERFECTLY capable of doing what needs to be done if I try!
Emile: There is nothing I can't do if I just put my mind to it and...
Emile: Hmm? Leif, look! A suspicious individual! I'm going after him!
Gala Leif: Prince Emile, wait! It's merely a rabbit!
Gala Leif: ...Which he already knew when he ran off.
Gala Leif: Between being cunning enough to skive off his daily training and the strength of his competitive spirit, he may yet make a fine commander. However...
City Resident 1: Welcome home, Prince Valyx!
City Resident 2: We offer our most humble thanks for your service in slaying those fiends!
Valyx: ......
City Resident 1: Three cheers for Prince Valyx! Hip hip, hooraaaaaaaaa...?
City Resident 2: Er, Prince Valyx? Is something amiss?
Gala Leif: Prince Valyx, you must reply to the citizenry when they call out to you. Your silence makes them most anxious.
Valyx: Hmm, yes. ...Rest easy, good people! The fiends have been wiped out; you need worry no more this day!
Residents of the Capital: Three cheers for Prince Valyx! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!
Valyx: I grow weary of this buffoonery, Leif. It was you who proposed the strategy that wiped out the fiends, not I.
Gala Leif: I assure you, Highness, it is not—
Valyx: I will not stand here and accept praise that belongs to another like a common note-cribber in a class.
Gala Leif: I assume you would have ME stand before the people in that case?
Valyx: I would not; I know it is my duty as a royal to ease the hearts of the people.
Valyx: To be a royal is to put to rest my own emotions if doing so will help preserve the order of the kingdom.
Gala Leif: I admire the strength of your responsibility. However, I believe it is also good to prioritize your own emotions on occasion.
Chelle: One, two, three! One, two, three!
Chelle: Tsk! You couldn't BE more awkward, Leif. Do try to relax a little, mmm?
Gala Leif: With all due respect, Princess Chelle, is there not a more accomplished partner with whom to practice dancing?
Gala Leif: I worry that my inexperience with this manner of thing will only result in me teaching you poor habits.
Chelle: Oh, but you misunderstand.
Chelle: This is not practice for me, but for YOU.
Gala Leif: Er, and why, exactly, Highness?
Chelle: Because when there's a party and I choose you to be my dance partner, it would be most shameful if you stumbled about the floor like a common barnyard animal.
Chelle: ...Shameful for the both of us.
Gala Leif: Perhaps you should NOT select me, in that case?
Chelle: I am free to choose whomever I wish. Now then! We continue.
Chelle: You're quite diligent, after all—I'm certain you'll strive to improve so you don't embarrass me! Eee hee!
Gala Leif: You are a complicated one, Highness.
Gala Leif: ...Prince Phares, I have brought the books you requested.
Phares: Thank you, Leif—and forgive me for having you do the work of a serving boy.
Phares: I have been absorbed in my research and not shown my face to those in the castle, so I suspect they are all quite exasperated.
Gala Leif: Not at all, Your Highness. Your research is of great use to peace in the realm.
Gala Leif: You even ended up producing a medicine that cured an illness once thought to be incurable. Everyone is most grateful.
Phares: Though I've yet to produce a medicine that can cure my own condition.
Gala Leif: Er...
Phares: Think nothing of it. After all, I view my having been afflicted with this illness as a twist of good fortune.
Gala Leif: You do?
Phares: Have you ever given thought to what the dragon's blood IS, Leif?
Gala Leif: Noble blood that ought be respected, as well as a cornerstone of our kingdom.
Phares: Yes, yes. All that and more. And yet, that same noble blood has made my body like... Well, like this.
Phares: I believe a secret is hidden within the dragon's blood, and I wonder if my body might be most intimately related to it.
Phares: And I admit no small amount of eagerness to seeing what might become of our kingdom should the secret at its foundation be exposed...
Gala Leif: (Prince Phares is possessed of a most magnificent intellect.)
Gala Leif: (Though I pray he never walks an errant path for the sake of it...)
Gala Leif: ...Those are but a few of the things I recall about your siblings.
Luca: Hot diggity dog! I mean, I kinda figured it already, but those siblings of yours...
Luca: Well, they sure do have some unique personalities.
Gala Prince: Heh. Yeah, I guess I'm rather unremarkable, all in all...
Luca: You think some unremarkable schmo could make pacts with a buncha dragons?! ...C'mon, Leif! Back me up here!
Gala Leif: Luca is correct, Your Highness. You have just as much individuality as your siblings.
Gala Prince: Thank you both. But that reminds me, I still had some things I wanted to discuss about Leonidas.
Luca: Ugh. He's the biggest handful of the bunch!
Gala Leif: Prince Leonidas has excelled in both the martial and literary arts since a young age.
Gala Leif: We diligently studied both together as we honed our skills with a blade.
Luca: Together? Wait, I thought you were the guy what taught all the royals how to wave a poker around.
Gala Leif: With Prince Leonidas, it's probably fairer to say we were classmates as opposed to teacher and pupil.
Luca: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Gala Leif: He was a force of nature who shocked us all by the ease with which he dispatched knights many times his years.
Luca: So he's been strong since he was a kid?
Gala Prince: I heard he absolutely couldn't tolerate losing.
Luca: That would explain how he turned into a guy that's like a burning inferno.
Gala Leif: Yes, you could call him that. Prince Leonidas is an exceptionally strong and fearsome man.
Gala Leif: (I saw that tendency in him long ago, but now...)
Leonidas: Suppose I were to be the one standing in the way of the peace you espouse. Would you put me to the sword?
Gala Leif: (I pray his fire does not blaze so hot that it burns this world to ash...)
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