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Scene
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Form ID
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Response Text
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Script Notes
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| 1
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ScavengerCollectron_SantaHellos
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005A0329
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What would you like in your stocking? Note: stockings not included.
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| 2
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005A032A
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Ho ho ho. Happy Holidays and a... Loading... Happy New Year.
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| 3
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005A032B
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Ho ho ho.
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| 4
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005A032C
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Hello, little one. Have you been nice this year? EVALUATING. No. Oh my. No, why did you do those things? Why?
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| 5
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005A032D
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And what would you like for a present this year? Please note: deadly weapons are not a permitted response.
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| 6
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005A0334
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Happy Holidays!
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| 7
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005A0335
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Please clear the way. Joy-giving and merriment in progress.
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| 8
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ScavengerCollectron_SantaIdles
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005A031A
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Where are my little elves? No, really. I fear for their safety.
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| 9
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005A031B
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Attempt to acquire a Christmas Tree has failed. Reason: all trees contained highly dangerous levels of radiation.
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| 10
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Mankind is a naughty plague on this gentle planet. Ho ho ho.
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| 11
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005A031C
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Accessing Naughty/Nice parameters... Loading... Complete. Ready to make list. Ready to check twice.
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| 12
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005A031D
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Evaluating Naughtiness levels... Evaluation complete. Naughtiness levels exceed all projections. What has this world become?
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| 13
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005A031E
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Sub-routine "Silent Night" failed to launch. Likely cause: total collapse of society. Ho ho ho...
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| 14
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005A031F
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Error. Based on the current number of registered "Naughty Children," this unit is suffering from a severe coal shortage.
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| 15
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005A0320
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Gathering presents... Loading cheer... Unpacking holly jolly sub-routine... Complete. Ho. Ho. Ho.
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| 16
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005A0321
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Error report. This unit attempted to decorate local fauna with a "Rudolph nose." Failure case: creature possessed two heads. Cannot resolve.
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| 17
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005A0322
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This unit has been programmed with the task of wishing all who cross its path a happy holiday. INITIATING. Happy Holidays!
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| 18
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005A0323
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Ho ho ho, oh no, everyone appears to have died. This is terrible. Error. Cheer levels dropping to catastrophic levels.
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| 19
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Rebooting... Complete. Ho ho ho!
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| 20
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005A0324
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If you are not satisfied with your gift, this unit is not authorized to make exchanges.
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| 21
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Please contact your closest RobCo customer service elf workshop for further inquiries.
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| 22
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005A0325
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This unit is specialized in deploying the following morale initiatives: Cheer. Joy. Holly and Jolly.
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| 23
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005A0326
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Due to the hardened nature of this unit's exterior, the action "shake belly like bowl full of jelly" is unavailable at this time.
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| 24
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005A0332
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Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!
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| 25
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005A0333
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This unit will not be accepting requests to "sit on Santa's lap." We apologize for the inconvenience.
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