I Don't Know But I've Been Told

"I Don't Know But I've Been Told" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode, "Grandpa Camp". The Muppet Babies sing it as they teach Statler and Waldorf how to be grandfathers.

Lyrics[]

Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Summer: I don't know, but I've been told
Kermit: Grandpa's worth his weight in gold
Piggy: Mine gives lots of special treats
Gonzo: Mine likes cheese that smells like feet
Grandpas, grandpas
Grandpas, stinky feet
Marching and singing about grandpas

Statler: I didn't know grandpas did so much marching!
Waldorf: Yeah, I'm more of a sitting around eating snacks kind of grandpa!
(both laugh)

Kermit: My grandpa's a big old frog who sits on a rock singing banjo songs
Gonzo: My grandpa, he plays bassoon and eats dinner at three in the afternoon
Grandpas, grandpas
Grandpas, grandpas
Teaching you how to be grandpas

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Media
Muppet Babies

Characters
Kermit the Frog • Miss Piggy • Fozzie Bear • Gonzo • Animal • Summer Penguin • Miss Nanny • Statler and Waldorf • Camilla • Beep and Priscilla • Rizzo the Rat • Bunsen Honeydew • Beaker • Rowlf the Dog • Mister Manny • Scooter • Skeeter• Rozzie Bear

Episodes

Season One: "Sir Kermit the Brave / Animal Fly Airplane" • "Hatastrophe / Fly South" • "The Great Muppet Sport-A-Thon / You Say Potato, I Say Best Friend" • "Super Fabulous vs. Captain Icecube / Piggy's Time Machine" • "How Kermit Got His Groove / One Small Problem" • "Playground Pirates / The Blanket Fort" • "Summer Penguin, P.I. / You Ought to Be in Pictures" • "Kermit Levels Up / Frogs of a Feather" • "Animal Cleans Up / Best Pals Pizza Parlor Palace" • "The Good, the Bad, and the Froggy / Muppet Rock" • "Upside-Down Day / Tooth and Consequences" • "The Great Gonzo's Desert Grand Prix / Animal Kong" • "Bunsen Knows All / Doctor Fozzie" • "Grandpa Camp / A Backyard Divided" • "Happy Hallowocka! / The Teeth-Chattering Tale of the Haunted Pancakes" • "Kermit's Big Show / The Card Shark" • "A Very Muppet Babies Christmas / Summer's Super Fabulous Holiday Surprise" • "Summer the Great / Planet Gonzo" • "The Best, Best Friend / Counting Kermits" • "Puppy for a Day / No Laughing Matter"
Season Two: "The Froginizer / My Fair Animal" • "Starship Piggy / My Buddy" • "Finders Keepers / Monster Next Door" • "The Great Muppet Cook-Off / Animal and the Egg" • "Tagalong Polliwog / Sparkly Star Switcheroo" • "Mystery on the Muppet Express / Mister Manny" • "The Karate Cub / Don't Over Duet" • "Run Fozzie Run / My Brother Vinny" • "Beaker 2.0 / When You Wish Upon a Rizzo" • "Chicken Round-Up / Summer's Snow Cone Stop" • "Wocka by Fozzie / Gonzo's Clean Sweep" • "Meatball Mayhem / Bunsen Honeydew, Show Stopper" • "Best Friends Fixer Uppers / Gonzo's Coop Dreams" • "Win a Twin / Skeeter and the Super Girls" • "Animal Gets the Sneezies / Library Leapfrog" • "The Spoon in the Stone / Gonzonocchio" • "Summer's Big Kerfloofle / Frog Scouts" • "Animal and the Magic Mummy / The Friends of Zorna Club" • "Secret Agent Double-Oh-Frog / A Tale of Two Twins" • "Rise of the Pickler / Friend-a-versary" • "Sherlock Nose / Block Busters"
Season Three: "Oh Brother / Fozzie's Boo Boo Patrol" • "The Legend of El Tomahto / Interplanetary Kickle Ball" • "Summer's Disaster-Piece / Farewell, Statler and Waldorf" • "The Mystery of the Missing Pearls / Rowlf Gets the Blues" • "The Copy Cub / Animal Loses It" • "Gonzo's Bubble Trouble / Fozzie Can't Bear It" • "Muppet Space Camp / The Best Best Friend Beach Day" • "The Ribbiter / Presto Uh Oh" • "Lone Eagle / The Fellowship of the Rainbow Yo-Yo" • "Kermit and Fozzie's Eggcellent Adventure / Animal and the Little Accident" • "Backyard Safari / The Invisible Frog" • "Best Pals Pizza Delivery / Summer the Science Penguin" • "A Very Sticker Situation / Boo Boo Bamboozle" • "It's Not Easy Being Greeny / Dueling Harmonicas" • "Best in Chicken Show / No Takesies Backsies" • "Sam and the Skyscraper / Animal Too Loud" • "Rozzie and the Big Bad Sound / Muppets of the Caribbean" • "Robin Digs Deep / Fozzie and the Fairy Tea Party" • "Gonzo-rella / Summer's Car Trouble" • "Rootin' Tootin' Sheriff Showdown / The Trouble with Chickies" • "Phantom of the Dollhouse / Tarzanimal" • "Scooter MVP / Rizzo for Mayor" • "Kitchen Catastrophe / Kermit Gets the Grumpies" • "Oh My Gourd / The Curse of the Wereanimal" • "Moon Muffins / Muppet Newsflash" • "Eagle in the Middle / Rizzo's Space Race" • "It's a Wonderful Elf-bot / A Merry Litter Christmas" • "Mitzvah for Miss Nanny / Winter Sport-a-Thon" • "Happy Villain-tine's Day / My Best Toy's Wedding" • "The Muppet Babies Show"

Songs

Muppet Babies Theme • Start Up Your Imagination • What's So Scary About the Dark? • Never Have to Say Goodbye (To the Summer) • Get Back in the Game • Me and My Potato • Super Fabulous • Good Things Come to Those Who Wait • You Can Be a Dancer! • Muppet Pirate Shanty • The Rules of the Kingdom • I'm on the Case • The Lily Pad Blues • What This Frog Likes to Do • Car Wash • Dirty Zone • Summer's Square Dance • Hopalong Froggy and the Buckin' Bronco • Do You Wanna Rock? • You Can Be a Star • Upside-Downsy Conga • You're Not Alone • Fozzie's Tooth Fairy Song • I've Been There, Buddy • How to Grow a Rubber Chicken Tree • Laughter is the Best-est Medicine • I Don't Know But I've Been Told • Super Spooky Halloween • Try Something New • Improvise • A Very Muppet Babies Christmas Song • Family • There Are Lots of Ways to Be Great • Just Like Me • Frogs and Dogs • Too Much Me • Puppy Come Home • To Get You Laughing • Meanzo Fabulous • My Fair Animal • Starship Piggy • My Buddy and Me • Must Be a Monster • Steppity Steppity • Slow Down, Animal • Penguin with a Plan • All Aboard the Muppet Express • Open Your Mind Up (To Something New) • Kick it Up a Notch • Happy Birthday Miss Nanny • Getting Away from it All • I Gotta Be Me • A Beautiful Friendship • Genie in a Lamp • You'll Get There Soon • Muppet Rocksplosion • We Can Fix It • Two of a Kind • You'll Get Better • Let's Get on the Bus • Follow Me Little Floofle • (So You Wanna) Be a Frog • Even Mummies Gotta Be Careful What They Touch • Look at Me!

See Also
The Muppets