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The Mutant Sperm are a race of hideous mutated sperm monsters that appeared in Rick & Morty, only appearing in the episode "Rickdependence Spray". They were created when Morty used a breeding mount from the horse hospital on himself, unbeknownst to the doctors and contributed his own semen to a barrel of horse semen, which Rick Sanchez unwittingly used for an experiment, causing them to mutate into giant monsters that wreaked havoc on America.
Biography[]
In "Rickdependence Spray", Morty went to St. Equis Hospital with Beth. While he was there, he spotted a breeding mount, which he learned had an artificial vagina that was used to help collect horse semen. When nobody was looking, Morty got the idea to use the breeding mount on himself, thinking it would do no harm. Unfortunately for him, one week later, Rick came home with a barrel full of horse semen, which he planned on turning into a bio-weapon against the Chuds. Morty, not wanting Rick to know that his own semen was in there, convinced him to skip testing it out and just move on to using it for his nuclear weapon. This caused the weapon to malfunction and explode, unleashing an entire swarm of billions of mutated sperm cells into the world. Tons of giant monster sperm cells were flying around the city, eating people, destroying buildings, and crushing cars and Rick had to shoot them all to death, knowing there was some foreign sperm in the semen barrel he used but not knowing who it came from. It was then, Morty knew he had to jump through hoops to keep his perverted actions a secret.
The invasion of the sperm became such a big deal, that the Smith Family was called in to speak with The President. Naturally, President Curtis accused Rick of being behind this, but Rick and Morty lied, saying that they have no idea where the sperm came from. Rick did, however, point out that this was horse sperm, which led The President to believe that this was an attack from the Chuds and therefore declared war on them and sides with Rick and Morty. President Curtis then called in Professor Shabooboo, who had with him a captured sperm specimen, which he planned to analyze. Morty, not wanting him to find out the truth, shoots the sperm dead with a laser and then claimed the sperm was armed and was about to open fire on him. President Curtis, putting his blind trust in Rick and Morty, trusted the latter and scolded Professor Shabooboo for bringing an armed sperm monster into the room. Professor Shabooboo explained that he knew where the sperm would be gathering, the Grand Canyon, assuming because it looked like a giant vagina and as sperm cells, they have the natural instinct to go into those. With that, President Curtis ordered Rick and Morty to go to The Grand Canyon with his best army men to fight the sperm and destroy them.
Rick and Morty teamed up with a bunch of marines to fight the sperm monsters, while Jerry and the women stayed back at the fort. When they flew over the forest of the Grand Canyon, their plane was shot down by a trebuchet, proving that the species was developing in intelligence. Rick, Morty, and the marines fought off a bunch of sperm monsters but the marines were quick to all get killed off. Meanwhile, Morty found a benign sperm cell stuck under a rock and saved him. Morty liked this sperm cell a lot and named him "Sticky". Sticky joined Rick and Morty on their team and they went into a cave at the Grand Canyon, where they were surrounded by sperm, who were savvy enough to steal Rick's gun cartridges. One of the sperm barfed up a bunch of prostaglandins on Rick, freezing him in it. There, they were greeted by the first verbal and most intelligent sperm of the bunch, the Sperm Queen. The Sperm Queen explained her evil plan to Rick and Morty, which was to harvest Morty's semen, using Rick's stolen technology and the breeding mount, to make more of themselves for an army. This revealed to Rick that Morty had injected his own semen into the barrel, with Rick shaming Morty for his disgusting act.
The Sperm Queen had Morty strapped down to a table, where she used the breeding mount on him to harvest more sperm soldiers from him. Rick and Morty were powerless to do anything before Sticky broke in and fought with the sperm monsters, also setting Rick and Morty free. Rick and Morty fought off some sperm cells and killed a bunch and then left, believing their work was done. However, a bunch of sperm from other caverns all started flocking and herding to go to Las Vegas. Rick looked through his high-tech binoculars to see why they would ever want to go there and noticed a colossal egg that the U.S. Government had constructed there to lure the sperm over there, with the intent of capturing and killing them.
Upon contacting The President it was revealed the egg was Summer's. When Morty finally admits the sperm is human sperm the U.S. Government, Vegas Locals, The Chud Army and The Smith Family rally together to wipe out the sperm heading for the egg. All the sperm are killed except Sticky who originally seemed to be helping the others wipe out the other sperm but ultimately gave in to his nature and fertilised the egg resulting the conception of Naruto, the 'Incest Space Baby'.
Notable Members[]
- Sperm Queen
- Sticky
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