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This one's really bad, it made my eyeballs throw up!
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Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star " (also known in universe as "
I Wrote This ") is a poem and song written by
Luke Brookshier and
Tom King . It was performed by
Eban Schletter and featured in the episode "
Sing a Song of Patrick ."
In-universe, it is known as "I Wrote This ," which was written by Patrick Star and performed by an unnamed band who died after recording it.
Role in episode [ ] Patrick writes this song and submits it to Bigshot Records for $100, to make it into a song. The singers die after they finish the song. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to put the record on a radio signal antenna so the whole town can listen to it.
Everyone, except Old Man Walker , SpongeBob, Patrick, and a few other people, finds the song horrible. As a result, the citizens form an angry mob with pitchforks and torches and run to the radio signal antenna.
Lyrics [ ] NOTE: Lyrics in red are cut off when the song is first heard at SpongeBob's house but are played when the song is later heard from atop K-BLUB .
Unnamed band: Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star! I made myself a sandwich, My mommy named it Fred.It tastes like beans and bacon And smells like it's been dead. Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point! PU, what's that horrible smell?! Drum solo! [drum solo] I have a head, it ends in a point, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. This song is over, except for this line, You win this round, broccoli! [instrumental break] It tastes like beans and bacon And smells like it's been dead. Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point! PU, what's that horrible smell?! Drum solo! [drum solo] I have a head, it ends in a point, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. This song is over, except for this line, You win this round, broccoli! Trivia [ ] The title of this song is based on the lullaby, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star ."
The verse about the sandwich is the only part of the song that rhymes.
The lines “and smells like it’s been dead” and “PU, what’s that horrible smell” are a reference to a remark Squidward made to Patrick while writing this song.
The second verse seems to correspond to the scene wherein Patrick writes the song: writing it is hard for him, he uses a pencil to do so, and Squidward complains about the horrible smell.
In the episode, it is called "I Wrote This."
This is Patrick's first written song in the series.
Music (V • T • E )
SpongeBob SquarePants Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Sweater Song • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym!
Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog
The Patrick Star Show The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More... Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month
The Best Day Ever Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine
Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Thank Gosh It's Monday
Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser
Theme songs SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song
Short songs List of short songs
Other Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties
