High Tide Time

"High Tide Time," also known as "It's High Time We Went on Tour," is one of two songs sung in the episode "Hello Bikini Bottom!" The singers are Colonel Carper, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs.

Lyrics[]

Colonel Carper: I'm glad you asked! I'll make it perfectly clear,

I'm the guy you made smile from ear to ear.

'Cause a sweet sound's comin' from this here direction the entire ocean should hear!

Now what I am proposing to you,

Is somethin' I feel it is my duty to do.

I'm not just an admiring passer-by,

I wanna be a concert-promoting-manager guy!

Squidward: Are you serious? Is this a dream?

Colonel Carper: Colonel Carper's the name, I think we make a great team!

You and your musical compadre up there,

Are my next big thing, I do solemnly swear!

Colonel Carper: So, what are we waitin' for?

It's high tide time we go on tour!

Together we'll set sail on a magical musical journey,

Where we'll play for at least a trillion and that guy on that gurney.

Screaming fans will insistently clap their hands for more,

As you fly through the air, doing your fourth encooorrre!

And remember to bring your rake,

'Cause Neptune only knows the money we'll make!

Mr. Krabs: Did someone say money? I could swear that's what I heard,

I got super sensitive hearing when it comes to that word!

Squidward: Yes, he said money, but, more importantly, he said fa-aa-ans!

And not the type that blows air when you're feeling too hot,

The type that wants your autograph on everything they've got!

Fish: Signature, Mr. Tentacles?

SpongeBob: And I heard the word "team," which is special to me-ee!

'Cause through the power of music, there's no way we won't get

Too bond together in this special duet.

Colonel Carper and SpongeBob: So, what are we waitin' for?

It's high tide time we went on tour!

Squidward: Uh, excuse me, is there any way I could do this tour as a soloist?

Colonel Carper: Hmm, let me think about that for a second...

None! What-so-e-ver!

The tour must consist, and I do persist,

Of the tall one with halitosis,

And the square one with the talented wrist.

Squidward: A dream wrapped in pain,

I don't know whether to smile or pout.

Mr. Krabs: Excuse me, Colonel,

I'll be taking over from here on out.

Colonel Carper: But it was I who discovered this soon-to-be-famous pair,

And I'm the one who knows what it takes to get them there!

You'll need a tour bus, venues, gotta build a buzz, you need equipment and roadies, too.

I'm the expert of all things concert-promotionally speaking, you have no inkling, you have no clue!

Mr. Krabs: Thanks for all the great tips, I think you should be on your way.

Goodbye, good luck, have a nice day!

So, what are we waitin' for?

It's high tide time we went on tour!

Music (V • T • E)
Episode songs:	SpongeBob SquarePants Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Sweater Song • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym! Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog The Patrick Star Show The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout
Movie songs:	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme Plankton: The Movie Welcome To Bikini Bottom • I'm Plankton • Say My Name, Karen • I Made A New Friend • I'm A Jerky Jerk • You and Me • Welcome Back To Bikini Bottom
Album-exclusive songs:	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More... Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month The Best Day Ever Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Thank Gosh It's Monday
Musical songs:	Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser
Miscellaneous songs:	Theme songs SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song Short songs List of short songs Other Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties