If We Don't Succeed

"If We Don't Succeed" is a short song performed by Buford in "Bully Bust", explaining another of his family's rules to Candace, stating why he won't attempt to bust Phineas and Ferb again.

Lyrics[]

Buford: Well...
If we Van Stomms don't succeed on the very first try...
Then we just give up.

Background information[]

• Buford claims that he has "a song about how Van Stomms fall from the sky too, but, it doesn't end well."
• This is Buford's last solo.

Songwriters[]

• Celeste Moreno
• Bernie Petterson
• Martin Olson

BMI Work #15850425

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