"The last time I was here..."
"...I woke them and ended up with..."
"...a mane full of bats!"
"Thanks for being my basket holder, Spike."
"I thought I was your bodyguard."
"What? Oh, heh, yes, yes..."
"...that of course, too."
"For once I wish unicorn magic..."
"There's something wrong with Spike!"
"Little is known about dragon culture..."
"...but this is a phenomenon we've seen before."
"It is the call of the Dragon Lord."
"Dragons glow whenever the Dragon Lord..."
"...has need of them in the Dragon Lands."
"How do I make it stop?!"
"The only way to end the summons is to answer it."
"You must journey to the Dragon Lands..."
"...and see what is expected of you."
"But the Dragon Lands are full of..."
"And they're ghastly creatures!"
"Not you, of course, Spikey-wikey."
"But remember that rotten Garble?"
"If I have to go to the Dragon Lands..."
"... would you two come with me?"
Yeah, Twilight? Research...
...you're going with Spike!
Are you done "sci-geeking" out, Twilight?
"The Dragon Lands are particularly dangerous for ponies."
"It would be wise to be discreet."
"I'm sure I still have the dragon costume we used..."
"...the last time we snuck into the Dragon Lands!"
"I think we might want something a little more practical this time."
"It's Dragon Lord Torch, dummy."
This dragon's actually pretty cute.
"I wouldn't even look at her if I were you..."
"...unless you want Torch to you!"
"Dragons are notoriously reckless..."
"...but they do whatever the Dragon Lord says!"
"Unfortunately, according to dragon law..."
"...it is time for me to step down."
"This is why I have summoned you – to compete for the throne..."
"...in the Gauntlet of Fire!"
"We are learning so much!"
"You even sneeze like a pony."
"The Gauntlet is dangerous..."
"...for designed it myself!"
"Only dragons with my ferocity..."
"...and determination..."
"...will be able to finish."
"Where do you think you're going, little dragon?!"
"Oh, uh, hi, your Lordship. Uh, I was just going home!"
"You don't get to leave unless say you can!"
"Dad, look at him. He's just a runt."
"Besides, he doesn't even wanna compete."
"I could squish him with my pinky claw."
"That wasn't a joke. It's a fact."
"When I want you to laugh, I will say..."
"Very well then, little dragon."
"Where do you think you're going?"
"To prepare for the Gauntlet.."
"You're not much bigger than that runt I sent home!"
"But I'm smarter than most of these boulderheads..."
"Being smart won't help you win this Gauntlet!"
"It's designed for a big, strong dragon to win..."
"...because it takes a big, strong dragon to lead!"
Anyone else noting a slight "Little Mermaid" reference?
"When I become Dragon Lord..."
"...I will make burps an official greeting!"
"When I win, I will pillage Equestria for all their pillows."
"Why should these ponies be comfortable..."
"...while we sleep on rocks?"
"...the first thing I'll do is to get revenge on those puny ponies!"
"They'll regret they ever crossed Garble!"
"We'll take whatever we want from Equestria and burn the rest!"
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope that burping dragon wins!"
"I have to win the Gauntlet of Fire!"
Ember?! But weren't your scales green in some scenes before?
Oh, wait, that trail of green paint explains everything.
"Only saving your ungrateful scales!"
"I have a Gauntlet to win."
"But I thought your dad said that—"
"I don't care what my dad said!"
"...and every dragon who think I'm just a little princess..."
"...there are better things than being big and strong!"
"Don't leave me here, Spike!"
"Wow, you even smell like ponies."
"I, uh, robbed some ponies on my way over here."
Spike: "Leave her alone!"
Go, and don't show your face again until everydragon thinks you're a wimp!
*Squee!* Senpai noticed me!
In passing the torch (obvious pun), Spike is the best dragon. 'Nuff said.
"Well, you'll have at least one friend here too."
Because Friendship is Magic
"I know you didn't think I could do it, but I did."
"I expressly told you..."
"...not to do it! Because you're not—!"
"I'm not big and strong. I know."
"But you know what? I won anyway."
"So maybe it takes more than just being big and strong to be a good Dragon Lord!"
"You might not be big, but you are strong and smart, and perhaps that counts for more than I thought."
"And you will make an excellent leader."
"That's not gonna be my thing."
"What is the meaning of this?"
"Plus, Ember said I could write to her anytime I had questions about dragon culture!"
"With this much information..."
"...I'll be able to write a whole book on dragons!"
"And I gained tons of ideas..."
"...for a new line of camouflage clothing!"