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Prologue: In medias res[]
"If we hurry, we can get there before the paper's even delivered to Rarity's house!"
"I think you're all overreacting."
"But—"
"No spoilers!"
The article-reading begins[]
Cafés and journalism[]
Who knew that Vincent and Jules had Equestrian counterparts?
"Right?"
"Are you writing this down?"
Rarity For You (before the opening)[]
Meet the Stripes[]
"First idea!"
"Instead of clothes..."
"...we sell glow-in-the-dark teeth!"
"Like this."
"But they glow in the dark!"
"Golly, what a splendid idea!"
"What was she thinking?!"
Raccoons and parties[]
What are these raccoons doing here!?
Everypony dance now!
"I wish we were having as much fun as they are."
"Well, sweeping can be fun, too."
"Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep."
"Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep..."
"Only Twilight could make a dance remix about sweeping."
"I mean, how lame is that?"
"Yeah. It wasn't even catchy."
"Nope."
Sisterhoof! Boom!
"Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep..."
The dance remix that is... (puts on shades) sweeping the nation. (EEYEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!)
Stressed out[]
Spoon Clothes Foreshadowing!
Um... Have you ever heard of covering up, Coco?
Seriously! You're gonna get Rarity sick, too!
Sorry.
"Am I forgetting anything?"
Rarity: "What am I going to do?!"
"My dream is doomed!"
"Doomed, I tell you!"
"Doomed!"
A little help from her friends[]
"Yeah... Making copies of yourself always..."
"...sounds like a great idea, but before you know it..."
"...you're locked in a room with fifty Pinkie Pies watching paint dry."
Twilight, stop being adorkable.
"Oh, please..."
"...let me organize it!"
"Darlings..."
"...I'm absolutely doomed, doomed..."
"...doomed!"
"Hey, you're not writing this down, are you?"
"What would Rarity want?" - Vol. 1[]
Anyone else thought this pony kinda looked like Pinkie?
"Keep that party going 'til the break of dawn!"
"Really?"
"What would Rarity want?" - Vol. 2[]
"See if you can keep up with me here."
"What are all clothes made of?"
"Uh, fabric?"
"Bingo!"
"But not in this store. Uh-uh. Not anymore."
"Oh, no?"
"Two words for you..."
"'Spoon clothes'."
"All our clothes will be made of spoons!"
"What would Rarity want?"
"You know, I like you, Plaid Stripes."
"If it were up to me, we'd have a spoon clothes store right next to Stinky Bottom's Discount Hat Emporium."
"But it ain't up to me..."
"...So the answer is no."
"Personally, I think spoon clothes ain't such a bad idea. Useful, too."
"Eatin' soup, stirrin' gumbo..."
"...diggin' little holes."
"What would Rarity want?"
"Maybe she wouldn't like it done by color."
"Guess I have to start over!"
"What would Rarity want?"
"You have to move out!"
"Doing this our way"[]
Noooooooooo!
Fixing their mess[]
Wow. She must've been crying a lot.
Rarity For You's grand opening[]
Watch your step, Rarity!
Ouch.
"It was some of my best work."
What are you doing here?
Shoo!
Epilogue[]
