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Prologue[]
Dashie flying to Ponyville's town hall.
"I can't believe..."
Ponies gathering for the announcement winner.
That's a lot of ponies.
Mayor Mare is back! =D
Granny Smith along with the other judges.
I can't believe Granny Smith is on the selection committee.
"Of course she is."
"How great being me actually is."
"So it'd totally make sense."
Is it Nightmare Night already?
I Wonder what's the name of the system that they're on.
Air heads. Out of control.
"Congratulations, Rarity!"
Rarity's happy.
Thank you Golden Harvest.
Thank you for the lovely roses.
"Do you know what you're gonna do?"
"Giant" Alicorn Twilight and Rarity smiling.
Announcing the Festival Events[]
At the boutique...
Everypony do the flop!
Best Dashie face.
I know she'll add a touch
"Probably more than a touch!"
*Click*
Did Spike actually make these? If so, he's an amazingly detailed artist.
"This year's Ponyville Days Festival."
Presenting Rarity in a new dress and a set of jewelry (including a ring on her horn).
"Small!"
"Town!"
"Chic!"
Since when do ponies wear earrings?
"I can't wait!"
"That's just perfect!"
"Of course!"
"I'd be honored."
"What?"
Trenderhoof, is just about the dreamiest stallion ever!
"Trenderhoof!"
"Uh, who's Trenderhoof?"
"What?!"
"How can you not know who Trenderhoof is?" He's this dreamy travel writer, pinhead!
Seriously?
The Trenderhoof shrine.
Rarity giggling.
Twilight's face is so cute here!
Ooh Twilight, he is simply the most charming stallion in all of Equestria!
Hyper fangirlism here
Uh, yeah, okay.
Spike doesn't seem to mind.
Meeting Trenderhoof[]
Berryshine, Sweetie Drops, and Minuette.
Huh? Apple Family members? Is it reunion time already?
"He's coming!"
"WHERE IS HE?!"
You're causing a scene here.
"You have to get a hold of yourself."
Rarity meeting her fangirl crush
Awkward smile.
"It's him, it's him, is it him?"
Meet Twilight Sparity.
"Go up and talk to him!"
"You do it! I can't! I can't!"
Twilight is not your backup plan.
Go!
Rarity introduces herself to Trenderhoof.
"Please, call me Trend."
He talked to me!
Ooh, I feel faint.
*facehoof*
"Music, dancing!"
You're gonna love it here.
Tell me more about Ponyville.
Ponyville is just a beautiful place to be.
Falling for Applejack[]
"So to speak."
Trenderhoof touching the soil.
Maybe he should've been a geologist.
"This farm is truly something special."
"Au naturel."
Rarity's expecting a kiss.
But, not Trenderhoof!
Lovey dovey Rarity
"Who... is... that?"
Tree precision kick!
Not interested in Rarity.
"Who? Applejack?"
Move!
Gorgeous mane-tossing.
She's gorgeous!
"Why are you staring at her like that?"
I've beheld a natural beauty!
AJ, there's apple juice on your face!
Applejack wipes off the apple juice on her mouth
She's the pony of my dreams!
But... what about... me...?
Trying to win Trenderhoof's heart[]
Carousel Boutique.
Caution: Wet Floor.
Cuidado: Piso Mojado.
Cuidado: Piso Mojado.
Spike pushing the curtain aside.
"What's the point?"
"Nothing!"
"Is it something I said?"
Your mascara is running, Rare.
"What?"
He doesn't like me!!!
Because he has a crush on Applejack,
even though I've had a crush on him ever since the beginning of time and,
IT'S NOT FAAAIIIIIR!!!!
What?! How could Trenderhoof not like the most beautiful pony in the world?!
"Oh, Spike..."
"...how could you ever know what it's like to be..."
"...totally obsessed with a pony only to find out they're obsessed with somepony else?"
Spike knows that feel.
Applejack walking.
"Uh, gee, thanks."
Trenderhoof levitating an apple.
Blecch!
"Is that a fact?"
"That's my thing."
"I take the..."
"...mundane, ..."
"...the simple, ..."
"...the unappreciated, ..."
"...and I make it relatable."
"I wanna know about you!"
"What do apples mean to Applejack?"
"What are you wearin'?"
A new country chic!
"Aren't you too busy plannin' the festival?"
"It's hauling apples!"
"I'm growing fond of it myself."
"Maybe you two should try it sometime."
"There'd be such disparity."
"Oh Rarity, if only there was someone who loved you.."
"Applejack!"
Look at that, Rarity, it's not everyday you see a pony who's his own rear end!
Heartbreak.. :(
Time for "Plan B"!
"Yes, yes, of course".
"I couldn't do a thing without you."
"That's what friends are for!"
That's a plow, not a coach.
Hey, Rarity, you know you're not sweating, right?
"How does Applejack do it?"
You're not doing it right.
What in tarnation are you doing?
Applejack looking at Trenderhoof.
THIS is how you plow a field.
"Not at all."
Dumped.
"What the fuss is all about?"
Rarity looking at an apple tree.
Just a little warm-up.
And kick!
+1 Apple Obtained
You know, why doesn't she simply use magic to gather them?
"I have some more chores to do...
"...inside!"
Applejack entering the chicken coop.
"*thinking* Is he going to ask me-"
"Oh."
"Why don't you go ask her yourself?"
What's her problem?
A new Rarity[]
Is he gone?
Punching an apple tree.
Avoiding Trend.
Metal Gear Applejack.
"Well, that was close."
"This relationship stuff is hard work."
It's fine, AJ. We can share him.
"And he does!"
"Stallion-STEALER!"
"And I don't know anypony."
"Oh, I'm sure you'd love that."
Country Rare.
Spike is helping out
Simple Ways!
Mmph....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"What's so fun-nay?"
"Rarity, that is the silliest get-up I have ever seen!"
"It IS a little funny, hmm-hmm."
"Fun-nay?!"
Twilight:"Rarity, you aren't serious, are you?"
"Well, of course I'm serious!"
"Ahem...."
"Why wouldn't uh be?"
"Because you would never dress like that. You like fashion and high society and fancy things."
"And I can like plowin' fields and haulin' apples just as much."
"But you don't!"
"How do YOU know what I like?"
"Because I know you!"
"Wee-ell..."
"...maybe you don't know me as well as you thank."
"And I suppose it's just a coincidence that Trenderhoof seems so interested in country life too?"
"Ah don't know what you're gettin' at!"
"Well, then, I guess I'll just have ta show you."
"Be my guest! NOW, if y'all will excuse me, uh have a hoot-a-nanny of a festival to put oh-win."
(insert Marge Simpson growl here)
"Apple Jewel" vs "Simple" Rarity[]
Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and the other fillies.
"That just ain't so."
Sweetie Belle, gasping at her sister's sudden appearance.
That isn't simple! That's just sloppy!
"Make yourselves look just like that."
"Who's our next model?"
"Next entry is... Apple Jewel?"
"Who the hay is that?!"
Apple Jewel appears!
Is this "Project Runway"?
Watch me sway!
"Is this some kinda joke?"
"Why, Rarity! Whatever would make you think I was joking?"
"Because you would never wear an ensemble like that. You like plowing fields and hauling apples."
"And I can like fashion just as much."
"Fine! But I gotta whole festival to plan, so if you're going to start modelin', just get on with it."
Applejack's tease face
"Life is a festival, and you should celebrate it..."
"...by lookin' just like me because I'm a trend-setting fashionista."
Pose 1
Pose 2
Kisses for her fans!
"You're a trend-setting fashionista?! Why that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever--"
"I mean... Good for you!"
", on the other hoof..."
"...couldn't care less how I look, long as I get the chores done!"
Congratulations, Rarity. You've completed the transformation into a real stereotypical country bumpkin.
"Oh! Is that so?"
"Yes, indeed-dee-doodle."
"Yes, indeed-dee-doodle."
"Not me."
"My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times."
"Well, my mane is full of dust and split ends."
"My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them." Ooh!
"My hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!" Ouch!
"I'm so fashion forward."
" wear droopy drawers!"
"I smell like rosebuds!"
"I LOVE BEIN' COVERED IN MUD!"
Yep, she's lost it...
Oops!
"Goodness! Your couture!"
"Ooh, it's bad."
"Will somepony bring me a towel to wipe this repulsive filth from my hooves?"
"There's the Rarity I know!"
"Oh, Applejack, I'm sorry I said all those things."
"Oh, but you were just trying to help me see how silly I was being..."
"...and you were right."
"Besides, that gown looks just gorgeous on you."
"Thanks! It's nice, ain't it?"
"It's magnificent! Wherever did you get it?"
"Oh, it's, uh... one uh yours."
"I'll need three gallons of boiling water and an ounce of detergent, stat!"
"Ahem..."
"I'm moving to Ponyville!"
"Being the most interesting pony in Equestria is exhausting. I wanna leave my exotic, exciting life behind and..."
"...live on a farm!"
Applejack and Rarity: "What?!"
"Well, that's real nice, but I sure hope you weren't thinkin' of Sweet Apple Acres."
"Oh."
"Uh, look, you're a fine pony, but, uh... well, I'm, uh.."
"I think what Applejack is trying to say is..."
"Well, this is awkward."
"Not at all. In fact, I think I know just how you feel."
"Not if I can help it!"
Epilogue[]
Ah! Those outfits are much better!
Trend giving Rarity a rose.
Olè!
Promotional[]
Pinkie with a swollen head for some reason. It kind of looks like that costume she wore of herself in The Return of Queen Chrysalis.
Rarity and Trenderhoof at the train station.
Fall Weather Friends 2.0?