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Twilight's "Book-sort-cation"[]
"This is just because I want to!"
"Can you think of anything more relaxing?"
"Claw massages..."
"...back rubs..."
"...bubble baths."
"You weren't really looking for an answer."
"I've even devised a better system for organizing them."
"The amount of time it takes to find a book you're looking for."
"By nearly..."
"...three quarters of a second!"
"Whoa. That much?"
Owlowiscious can tell this can't end well
"Hoo."
"Best long weekend..."
"...ever!"
"I'm sure we can make some time for a claw massage and a back rub too."
"Yes!"
"Best long weekend..."
"...ever!"
Discord and Rainbow Dash[]
Directed by J.J. Abrams.
A clear shot of Twilight's castle.
Ah, too bright.
Celestia's sun is bright and blinding.
"What is that?"
"Alright, alright."
Twilight almost quoted Matthew McConaughey there.
Twilight almost quoted Matthew McConaughey there.
"So it's been a little while since we've seen the sun."
"A little while?"
"We've been in that library for three straight days!"
"They were three very productive days!"
"I'm getting a claw massage."
Rainbow Dash and Discord hanging out together? That seems unusual.
"Hello, Twilight!"
"Hi, Spike!"
"Hi, Rainbow Dash."
"Good to see you, Discord."
"Did you rehearse before you found us?"
"What makes you think we practiced?"
"What's going on here?"
"Since when?"
"Me and Rainbow Dash have been having fun for the past three days."
"You could say that it was..."
"...hissss-terical!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Sneaky snake!"
"Good one Discord!"
"Just snaking around!"
Eewww... Shedded snake skin...
Hi-5!
"Kind of an inside joke from this weekend."
"You wouldn't really get it unless you were there."
"Catch you later, Twilight!"
"It was the best weekend ever!"
"You should've been there!"
Looks like Discord went to the Charles M. Jones School for Making Getaways.
Differing preview shots[]
Nearly identical as in-show, but Twilight's facial expression is different.
"Orange you glad?"[]
"Hey! Nopony made you join me on my book-sort-cation."
"I'm jokin', I'm jokin'!"
"Twilight!"
"You've returned from your book sorting sabbatical!"
"It was very relaxing."
"I love her!"
"Him."
"Both."
"Aren't I lucky?"
"How was your book-sort-cation?"
"It was good?"
"Orange you glad you did it?"
Rarity: "Orange you glad!"
"Oh, Fluttershy, you're a card!"
"Oh, please. You'll make me blush."
If Fluttershy were turned into a blueberry instead of an orange, this would be referring to "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
"Let me try and paint her a picture, dearest."
Irony: Spike being jealous of Discord in an episode where Twilight's the one who's supposed to be feeling that jealousy.
Discord is painting happy little trees.
"You see, we were all at Sweet Apple Acres..."
"Who am I kidding?"
"I simply can't do it justice."
"You really had to be there."
"We would've invited you to come along too..."
"But we didn't want to interrupt your organizing."
"We know how important it is to you."
"I appreciate that."
"Speaking of books..."
"I should get these on the shelves."
Apples and oranges
Oranges and apples
"Peanut butter hoof"[]
"Must've been some weekend."
"Somepony sorry she missed it?"
"Of course not."
"He's everywhere today."
"Oh, now where was I?"
Discojack
"Yuck, not even with jelly!"
"I don't get it."
"It was hilarious!"
"I wish we'd taken a picture for you!"
Don't eat those.
"I guess that's funny."
Eww. Definitely not eating that.
"We haven't even asked how your weekend went."
"It was fine!"
Discord, I'm not a dog.
"I'm glad you all had such a good time together."
"Bet you were in hog heaven organizin' all them books..."
"Again."
"I'm sure I had just as much fun..."
"As the rest of you."
The science of friendship[]
"I missed out on all that bonding!"
"You ARE jealous!"
"I'm the Princess of Friendship!"
"I don't get jealous." Arrogant much?
Because lying to your friends about your feelings is definitely a good way to prove you're a good princess.
If Twilight thinks friendship is just another form of science, she definitely isn't worthy of her title.
Time travel? Sounds pretty heavy, Doc—I mean, Twilight.
Is that Starlight Glimmer over there?
Recreating the events[]
"Are you sure it was this table?"
"Does it really matter?"
"When it comes to science, everything matters."
"One change to the equation could ruin the experiment."
Sounds interesting.
It was this table!
"He's right!"
Twicord (or, is it Dislight?)
Great Scott!
"Excellent!"
This is terrible.
It just doesn't add up!
Oh, waiter!
Hello waiter. Have you come to bring me my wine?
One last variable[]
"No? Nothing?"
Let's ask Zecora[]
Twilight becoming very paranoid.
Because if your friends laugh at jokes you don't find funny, the only possible explanation is that they have been brainwashed with an evil spell. Real mature and unbiased, Twilight.
They have fun with her. Does that mean she's brainwashed them with an evil spell?
" know funny!"
Spike doesn't care.
"If that's the potion."
"What's brewing in your cauldron?"
"It ties the room together and emits a warm glow."
"But if I am to be honest, it's just for show."
Breaking the "spell"[]
Wow, now that is beautiful!
"Nope. No glowing tushies here."
The face you make when you're gloating about your wild and unfair theory.
Because bragging and belittling your friends' intelligence is a sure way to lose them.
"Or you reenacted what you thought was fun but really wasn't..."
"...because you were under a spell..."
"...that made you think what happened was fun!" (Uh, Twilight, you're wasting potion.)
"What kind of fertilizer have you had your nose in, Twilight!?"
Hey, who are you callin' drunk?!
Glug, glug, glug, glug...
You're not drunk!
Glug, glug, glug, glug...
I'm drunk!
Now it's referencing the movie, its title was based on even more.
Seriously, how much potion is in that bottle?!
Looks like the potion didn't do anything.
"So much for that whole spell theory."
The Princess of Jealousy[]
Arrogant much? Again.
Oh, look! Discord finally got his own throne!
Wait a second...
My friends wanted me there...
...and you convince them not to invite her, Discord?
Discord's beautiful fanart of Twilight.
Just add a little green for envy.
You called that a happy accident, Discord?
It looks like Twilight learned a lesson today...
Even she (the Princess of Friendship) can have feelings of jealousy...
...that she should admit those feelings rather than pretend that she doesn't have feelings of jealousy.
Discord is right, Twilight, you won't spend every waking moments with your friends and it's okay to be jealous, but it's best that you recognize your jealousy rather than bottling it all up.
...Yep, definitely been hanging out with Uncle Granpa.
Twilight's inside joke[]
Oh! Looks like Discord's getting a taste of his own medicine!
Poor Discord.
You just had to be there, Discord
Now Discord knows how Twilight felt.
No hard feelings, buddy.
Hugs!