Wait a sec...I've got super powers! That doesn't suck. Throw some spandex in there come up with a catchy name...and I could be a super hero! 
Appearing in "Misassembled"
Featured Characters:
- Mr. Immortal (Craig Hollis) (Main story and flashback) (Origin revealed)
Supporting Characters:
- Great Lakes Avengers (Main story and flashback) (Origin revealed)
- Big Bertha (Ashley Crawford) (Main story and flashback)
- Flatman ("Dr." Val Ventura) (Main story and flashback)
- Dinah Soar (Only in flashback) (Death)
- Doorman (DeMarr Davis) (Only in flashback)
- Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)
- Monkey Joe
- Grasshopper (Doug Taggert) (First appearance)
- Deathurge (Only in flashback)
Antagonists:
- Maelstrom (Only in flashback)
- Sammy (robber)
- Ani-Men (Only in flashback)
- Giraffe-Man (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
- Rabbit-Woman (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
- Pig-Man (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
- Great Horned Owl-Man (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Audrey Hollis (Only in flashback) (Death)
- Edward Hollis (Only in flashback) (Death)
- Mr. O'Doughan (Only in flashback)
- Terri O'Doughan (Only in flashback) (Death)
- Leather Boy (Gene Lorrene) (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
- Avengers (Only in flashback)
- Captain America (Steve Rogers) (Only in flashback)
- Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff) (Only in flashback)
- Hawkeye (Clint Barton) (Only in flashback)
- Thor (Only in flashback)
- Vision (Only in flashback)
- Mockingbird (Bobbi Morse) (Photo)
- Ant-Man (Scott Lang) (Mentioned)
- Deadpool (Wade Wilson) (Photo)
- Thunderbolts (Mentioned)
- S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Wisconsin (Main story and flashback)
- Sheboygan (Only in flashback)
- Milwaukee (Main story and flashback)
- YMCA (Only in flashback)
- GLA Headquarters (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
- Convention Center (Only in flashback)
- Lake Michigan (Main story and flashback)
Items:
- Squirrel Girl's Costume
- Grasshopper's Suit (First appearance)
- Giant Scissors (Main story and flashback)
- Mjolnir (Only in flashback)
- Captain America's Shield and Uniform (Only in flashback)
- Giant Robot Snowman Head (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
Vehicles:
- Quin-Jetta (Only in flashback) (First appearance)
Synopsis for "Misassembled"
Like all four issues of the mini-series this issue begins with a brief talk from Squirrel Girl and Monkey Joe, they are joined by Grasshopper and eventually get to the point of insulting the reader.
The Story.
The story starts at 5:28 pm on the 13th of July with Mr. Immortal being shot in the head. We then flashback to the origins of Mister Immortal. Just after he was born, Mister Immortal watched as Deathurge took his mother away forever, as far as anyone else was concerned, she died. As Mister Immortal grew up, Deathurge became like a friend that only he could see, Deathurge would cause him to end up in dangerous situations, such as sitting in the center of the road and playing with crocodiles. Eventually, he burnt his own house down, killing his father and he saw Deathurge take him away. As Mister Immortal grew up with his horrible foster parents, he fell in love with their daughter, however, she eventually committed suicide. He jumped out of the window of a skyscraper but didn't die, and thus discovered he was immortal. He became the hero Mister Immortal, but had little success other than being repeatedly killed by criminals. He posted an ad for members of a new team, the GLA. He found four other members and Leather Boy, who misinterpreted the ad. Mr. I fell in love with teammate Dinah Soar who only he could understand. A while later they were called to a scene of a fight by Big Bertha only to be removed to the sidelines by the Avengers. When Mister Impossible realized the team was practically useless beside the real Avengers, he was about to call it quits, but then the Scarlet Witch went mad. The Great Lakes Avengers then decided to fill the void left by the collapse of the true Avengers in the wake of the House of M. Their first battle was against Maelstrom, but in the battle, Dinah Soar was killed and Mr Impossible watched as Deathurge took her away.
Solicit Synopsis
They are the Great Lake Avengers, the guys who got the shortest end of the super-hero stick. But with the REAL Avengers disassembled, they're going to try to step up to the plate and deal with one of their most powerful villains! Can they save the day? Well, we just hope these guys can save themselves! THIS ISSUE: A GREAT LAKE AVENGER DIES! (Besides Mr. Immortal, duh.) Special appearances by: Captain America, Thor, the Vision, the Scarlet Witch, and Hawkeye.
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