La Cebolla

People know me from their TV
I was on the popular telenovela
So mellodramatic, my fans were estatic
till my character got salmonella

They wrote me out of the show
There was not a thing that I could do
For the writers, they all knew that my only shortfall
was that I just could not cry on cue

I thought that maybe
I could get my job back if I cry
There are seventy-five or eighty
onion-themed remedies that I have tried

But still, no tears
It was here in my darkest hours
when a light from the heavens shone down on me
and gave me this one superpower

Now, I talk to onions
'Cause the onions hear me when I speak
I guess to be truthful, it's not all that useful,
but at least I can say I'm unique

Call me La Cebolla
I have this power that came from the sky
Por que no puedo llorar, I'm no longer a star,
so the rest of the world's going to cry

Call me La Cebollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Call me La Cebolla.