Written by
Alex Estrada Alexis Pereira Joshua Pruett
Storyboards by
Su Jen Buchheim Heather Gregersen
Source
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I Think Therefore I Slam " is the first segment of the thirty-seventh episode of the
Disney Channel animated series
Hamster & Gretel .
On September 18 , 2024 , the episode was released early on Disney+.
Synopsis [ ]
Gretel tries to hang with the cool kids and must protect them from a disgraced mascot.
Plot [ ]
While at school making sponge art, Gretel and Bailey are mesmerized by Colleen and her group of older kids. Wishing to be as laid back and cool as them, the girls seek advice from Fred , who simply tells them to "not care," which they take to heart. However, they struggle to maintain their act once they are invited to join the group. Meanwhile, the children's beverage company Slamonade fires their long-serving mascot Slamonade Sam due to his poor reception from focus groups―one of which included Colleen and her friends. Refusing to accept this, Stan engages in a rampage at the school and attacks Colleen and her friends.
With Colleen exposing a more vulnerable and fearful side of herself, Bailey leads the group to safety. At the same time, Gretel attempts to subdue Stan, only for his unbreakable exterior to provide a challenge for her. Seeing their sponge art from earlier inspires Gretel to use the school's surplus of sponges to absorb the liquid inside Stan, leading to his defeat and arrest. Later, with the cool kids' table destroyed during the rampage, Gretel and Bailey allow Colleen and her friends to join them at their table.
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Trivia [ ]
This was released on Disney+ before its television premiere.
This is the second episode where Hamster is absent. Although, he does make a cameo on Bailey's painted picture of Hamster and Gretel.
Slamonade Stan is a obvious spoof of the Kool-Aid Man.
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Characters
Gretel Grant-Gomez • Kevin Grant-Gomez • Hamster • Fred Grant • Carolina Grant-Gomez • Dave Grant-Gomez • Bailey Carter • Hiromi Tanaka • Veronica Hill • Anthony • Churro • Naya • Nordle • Tobor • Principal Funderberk • Mrs. Jamanpour • Inga • Kelly • Mayor Meyer • General Huxley • General Huxley • Frederick • Colleen • Sam Slickman • Elizabeth Knight • Lorraine • The Handyman • Chad Goldenboy • Pamela Ryan
Villains: Professor Exclamation • Lyle/FistPuncher • Rodney Thunderpants • Animus Machina • Van Dyke • Coach Haggerty • La Cebolla • Copy Cat • Ned Slater/Neighslayer • Dr. Eelgood • Kathy/The Dog Napper • Bouncy Castle • X-Terminator • Cyborg Rats • Pi-Rat • The Amplifier • The Nightmarionette • Bob Enfantiberg/Big Baby • Sloppy Joe Monster • E.V.I.L. S.C.H.E.M.E. Robots • Record Scratch • The Imposter • Tobor • Ernie • Belle • Arthouse • Tchotchke Jones • Joe/Micromanager • Helen/Rat Burglar • Crimson Haste • Bob Cashwell/Unknownzy • Pendulum Pete • Inga the Ice Queen • La Sombrerona • Itsy Bitsy • Librarian • Mary Mitosis • The Flake • Clem Clam • The Demo Bros • Footkicker • ACE • Stress Ball Monster • Connie McBurlap • Mordros the Annihilator • Dr. Hawthorne • Dust Might • Slamonade Stan • Hank Franklin • Carl • Felix Van Schurz • Mud Singer • Bone Decimator • Skull Pulverizer • Ludwig Von Shrute
Former villains: • Lauren/The Destructress • El Luchador • Tina • Gerbil • Eastside Bantam /Christine DePoulet • Charlie/Father Goose • Simon • Julie Jennings/Dr. MedusaSaurus • Bayou Barb
Cameos: Sally • Farmer and Farmer's Wife • Brigette Murphy • Balloony • Heinz Doofenshmirtz • Candace Flynn • Stacy Hirano • Love Händel
Episodes
Season One: "Empower Failure /Oakey Dokey " • "Recipe for Disaster /Math Punch " • "Superhero Sibling Rivalry /Close Shave " • "Cheer Cheer Bang Bang /La Ballad of La Cebolla " • "Comic Shop Copycat /Neigh, It Ain't So! " • "Saturday Homecoming Fever /Dr. Eelgood " • "The Opposite of Smart /Birthday Besties " • "I'm Bored /Cutie and the Beast " • "The Nightmarionette /Abuelita's World " • "U.F. UH-OH! " �� "Grounded /Sleepover with the Enemy " • "Friday Night Fright /The Earworm " • "A Mammoth Problem /The Bantam of the Elementary School Light Opera " • "Hamnesia /Romancing the Scone " • "For Whom the Belle Trolls /An Arthouse Divided " • "The Litigator vs. The Luchador /Strawberry Fest Forever " • "The Bottle Episode /Micromanager " • "When Life Gives You Lemons /Self-HEELP! " • "My Invisible Friend /The Bitter Sitter " • "Let's Sea What You've Got "/"Churro's Day Out " • "Crimson Haste Makes Waste "/"The Break-Stuff Club " • "Over the Hill "/"The Ice Queen Cometh " • "La Sombrerona "/"Two Girls, A Guy, and the Council of Düm " • "Nano a Nano "/"The Unnatural History of Dr. MedusaSaurus Ph.D. " • "No Sprain, No Gain "/"Finding Professor Ex " • "Bayou Barb "/"The Great Pillow War " • "Shush Hour "/"I Was a Teenage Mad Scientist " • "Too Many Crooks "/"President Fred " • "Flake It Til You Make It "/"Game Changer " • "Exclamation Strikes Back "
Season Two: "Hakuna Ma Kevin /The Great American Telenovela " • "Lair Necessities /Tobor or Not Tobor " • "Evil Upheaval /Ay, Ay, A.I. " • "Stress Brawl /I Love Luchie " • "The More The Meteor /My Hammie Vice " • "Last Fred Standing /From Dust Till Dawn " • "I Think Therefore I Slam /Thanks, But No Pranks " • "The Silence of the Tchotchkes /A Car is Born " • "Who's in Charge? /Fools of Engagement " • "The New Adventures of Super Kevin " • "The Search for Super Guy /Lorraine, Rattle, and Roll " • "Last Train to Dullsville /Fred of State " • "Hamster Ex Machina /Awkwardly Ever After " • "Paging Doctor Potatini /Snazzy Pantzz " • "Gentlemen Prefer Fronds /Sock It To Me, Bailey! " • "No Powers Day /Everybody Loves Main Computer " • "Gretel Keeps It Real /Squeaky Friday " • "Gran Slam /The Art of Deception " • "Trading Faces /Miss Direct " • "Who's Afraid of Mordros the Annihilator? "
Locations
Tri-State Area • Grant-Gomez House • Eastside Elementary School • Eastside High School