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This is a transcript for dialogue with Grafton mayor. |
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TW005[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 0007A2DA | 00578271 | Unfortunately, you are a wee bit early for tourist season. |
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| 2 | But this is your lucky day. Help us get ready for the upcoming flood of eager tourists, and I'll knock a whole 5% off the cost of all attractions! | |||
| 3 | 00146807 | 0014B9AC | You must be new to our community. Be sure to register to vote! |
Chipper, upbeat |
| 4 | 0014B9AD | You'll need a variety of components to make all those repairs. Be sure to scrounge around for them. |
Chipper, upbeat | |
| 5 | 0014B9AF | My systems check shows that Wavy Willard's Waterpark is still out of commission. |
Chiding, like a parent to a young child, trying to be encouraging while actually scolding | |
| 6 | 0014B9B0 | How can we open up for business if the Clarksburg Shooting Range isn't ready? |
Golly gee wilikers. Chipper, upbeat, trying to scold with a big smile. | |
| 7 | 0014B9B9 | Hmm. Prickett's Fort is still non-responsive. Better get out there. |
Concerned, but still upbeat. Encouraging him to get out there. | |
| 8 | 0014B9BB | Black Bear Lodge isn't going to get itself ready. Go on. Get out there. |
Big smile, poke in the side with your elbow, far to chipper and upbeat | |
| 9 | 0030A73A | 0043410F | You are listening to WGRF, Grafton Radio. I am your host, the mayor of Grafton. |
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| 10 | Okay. Is anybody listening? Anybody? That's what I thought. | |||
| 11 | Well, if anyone does hear this, come see me at city hall. | |||
| 12 | I have something to... nevermind. Just come see me. Right away. As in now, or sooner. | |||
| 13 | 003C30E4 | 003C30E5 | Welcome to Grafton! I bet you weren't expecting a computer to be Grafton's mayor. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Roll and stretch the R in the first Grrrrrafton |
| 14 | 0057825D | 00578274 | My sensors detect that everything is 100% ready for business. |
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| 15 | Your contributions will never be forgotten. As a small footnote. In my auto-biography. | |||
| 16 | 0057825E | 00578270 | The prestigious Black Bear Lodge. I'm sure the Huntmaster can issue hunting license for deer and such. |
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| 17 | Deer are still a thing, right? I don't get out much. | |||
| 18 | 0057825F | 0057826F | The majestic Prickett's Fort. So very, very 100% historical. |
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| 19 | 00578260 | 0057826E | Good job getting the Shooting Range presentable. |
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| 20 | I have a feeling these days everyone would be up for some good old target practice. | |||
| 21 | 00578261 | 00578275 | I cannot wait to see all those Seventy-Sixers having the time of their lives at Wavy Willards. |
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| 22 | But tell them to be careful of the Ssslither. | |||
| 23 | A few kids allegedly flew right off the slide. | |||
| 24 | Maybe have everyone sign a waiver first? | |||
| 25 | 00578262 | 00578273 | There is a flood of new visitors to the area. Just like you. And that means revenue. |
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| 26 | Don't you worry, I don't expect you to do this for free. I'm sure I can find a suitable reward. Somewhere. | |||
| 27 | 00578264 | 0057826D | Every single one of them. But I tell you, being Mayor is a far easier task that way. |
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| 28 | You should see my approval numbers. | |||
| 29 | 00578266 | 00578272 | Well, aren't you perceptive. I hope you aren't aiming for higher office. |
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| 30 | 00578268 | 0007A2DB | I used to be the mayor's assistant, but when he stopped showing up for work, I ran for office. |
Proud of his step up in the world. |
| 31 | I'm eminently qualified and the town unanimously elected me, one to zero. | proud of his accomplishment | ||
| 32 | 0057826A | 0057826C | We have four major attractions around here, Wavy Willard's, the Clarksburg Shooting Range, Prickett's Fort, and the Black Bear hunting lodge. |
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| 33 | Go out there and get each of them ready. I'll wait here. Because I don't have legs. And I can't move. |
TW006[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 18 | 0014351D | Protesters. Oh how I hate them. |
Low timber, like "Newman!" when Jerry Seinfeld has been thwarted. Supreme disdain. | |
| 19 | 0014351E | Civil disobedience should be against the law. I'll draft a statute. |
Pompous outrage. dramatic switch to cheerful as he has a brilliant idea. | |
| 20 | 0014351F | Those protesters better not damage my campaign office. |
I'm warning you | |
| 21 | 0025C093 | This is your mayor speaking. This is an unauthorized protest march. |
Pompous, a little outrage | |
| 22 | 0025C094 | This assembly lacks the proper permits. Please come to my office to fill out the paperwork. |
Matter-of-fact, as if this were the most minor of issues. | |
| 23 | 0025C095 | Grafton Steel is a very important regional employer. I'm sure we can sit down and discuss all of your concerns. |
Pleading, but confident that this will work. | |
| 24 | 0025C096 | I know you have concerns about working conditions, but the rate of death and disability is within Appalachia Territory designated limits. |
Dismissive at first, then cheerfully man-splaining | |
| 25 | 0025C097 | I'm not authorized to negotiate, but what if they added vending machines to the break room? |
Wait, I just had the most brilliant idea since the Theory of Relativity | |
| 26 | 0025C09C | If you stand down now, I would be willing to make a substantial donation to the widows and orphans fund. |
Pleading and enticing at the same time. | |
| 27 | 002F16AF | There's one on your left. No, your other left! Nevermind. Just shoot anything that moves. |
First sentence, quick warning. Rest is rushed and irritated | |
| 28 | 002F16B0 | I assume we can keep this just between us? My poll numbers are shaky as it is. |
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| 29 | 002F16B1 | I don't know what they think to gain by protesting. Grafton Steel is one of my biggest contributors. |
Extreme disbelief and genuine confusion. How could any sane person ascribe bad behavior to one of HIS donators? | |
| 30 | 002F16B2 | That's it! Put them down like rabid dogs! |
Gleeful | |
| 31 | 002F16B3 | Two free tickets to Wavy Willard's for anyone that helps out. Wait, I'm out of tickets. A hearty handshake then. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Middle sentence is to himself, then back to chipper and upbeat, like a handshake is winning an Oscar | |
| 32 | TW006_EBSTopic | 002F16B4 | Attention. This is Grafton's mayor with a priority message. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Stretch and roll the R, Grrrrrafton. Last two phrases are softer, dismissive. |
| 33 | Workers are planning an illegal protest here in Grafton. | Astounded, outraged | ||
| 34 | I hearby deputized any and all armed citizens to quell this impending riot. | Solemn, a bit sanctimonious | ||
| 35 | Grafton Steel is a major contributor to my campaign and therefore could not possibly be guilty of everything the protesters are saying. | shocked, I tell you, shocked. Defensive | ||
| 36 | 002F16B5 | We have another riot here in Grafton folks. Grab your guns and shoot yourself some illegal protestors. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrafton. Last line is gleeful | |
| 37 | The sheriff and his deputies are all off fishing. You can't be arrested for what they don't see. | Wink and nod, with a big grin | ||
| 38 | 002F16B6 | Another gol durn protest is about to take place here in Grafton. |
Falsely folksy, like a corny politician. Roll the R a bit on Grafton. | |
| 39 | Apparently my frank and open meeting with Grafton Steel's management just wasn't enough for these ungrateful mill workers. | |||
| 40 | There is a full pardon waiting for anyone that helps put down this impending riot. | |||
| 41 | 002F16B7 | Dag nabit! Those Grafton Steel mill workers are rioting again. |
1950's father trying not to swear for real. A bit of disbelief and outrage. | |
| 42 | The sheriff is getting his chassis buffed and waxed, so I'm deputizing anyone that can hear this. | Chipper and upbeat. This is the silver bullet that will solve all problems | ||
| 43 | Kill those blasted protestors before they bring down our property values! | Incensed, outraged | ||
| 44 | 003EB316 | Riot in Grafton's streets! That's what the headlines will read. |
Disbelief, outrage, worried | |
| 45 | We can't let that happen. My polls numbers would plummet! | Worst thing he can think of ever happening | ||
| 46 | I want every one of those protestors eliminated. | Chipper and upbeat as if he were only asking you to politely escort them from the premises. | ||
| 47 | 003C47C8 | This protest is getting out of hand. I'm sending in riot troops. |
Last sentence said confidently like this is guaranteed to solve all problems with zero chance of failure. | |
| 48 | I hope you don't mind a little friendly fire. Their enemy identification protocols might be damaged. | chipper and upbeat while being falsely apologetic |
TWZ07[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 10 | 0022DAFA | 00249129 | I knew this parade was a bad idea. The city council forced it on me I tell you. |
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| 11 | Fortunately our brave visitors were there to stop the Grafton Monster's rampage. Well done! | |||
| 12 | 0022DB00 | 0022DB69 | Hey! No need to harm the town mascot! A little property damage is to be expected at an event like this. |
Shocked and outraged. Last sentence indignant and defensive. |
| 13 | 003BDC45 | No shooting at the Grafton Monster, even if he is getting a bit rowdy. |
Admonishing, like a parent to a child that took an extra cookie. | |
| 14 | 003BDC46 | Did you just shoot at the town mascot? That's extremely rude. |
Shock and surprise, followed by deeply offended. | |
| 15 | 0022DB49 | 0022DB6F | Onlookers are asked to be careful. The Grafton Monster can get... frisky. |
Chipper, upbeat. "frisky" is a bit apologetic and embarrassed |
| 16 | 003BDC39 | I encourage you to watch the parade from a safe distance. The Grafton Monster can be... unpredictable. |
Chipper, upbeat. A little stretch and roll on the R in Grrrafton. A bit apologetic and embarrassed for "unpredictable" | |
| 17 | 003BDC3A | The Grafton Monster's robot handlers are there to keep him safe. |
Baseball play by play announcer. A little stretch and roll on the R in Grrrafton. | |
| 18 | 0030A73C | 0022DB75 | This is Grafton's mayor speaking to everyone in the valley. |
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| 19 | It's Grafton Day! We are celebrating our town and it's beloved mascot, the Grafton Monster. | |||
| 20 | He may look scary, but I assure you his robot handlers have him completely under control. | |||
| 21 | Come join the parade! Spend your money! And make sure to donate to my reelection campaign. | |||
| 22 | 0022DB98 | This is Grafton's mayor with a priority message. It's Grafton Day again! |
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| 23 | The Grafton Monster and his robot handlers are on parade. | |||
| 24 | Everyone loves a parade. Well, not the Grafton Monster. He gets grumpy. That's why he has handlers. | |||
| 25 | 003EB31D | It's Grafton Day in Grafton! We tried to hold it in Clarksville one year, but it just wasn't the same. |
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| 26 | As Grafton's mayor, I'm organizing a parade featuring the Grafton Monster and his robot handlers. | |||
| 27 | Come see the pageantry. Spend your money. Keep well back from his fists though. |
TWZ13[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 59 | TWZ13EBSTopic | 00042831 | This is Grafton's Mayor speaking to anyone who can hear me. Can anyone hear me? Hello? As I was saying... |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. |
| 60 | The curator at Prickett's Fort has made an archeological discovery. He needs your help. | |||
| 61 | Seems he dug up another soldier. He needs a proper burial at the battlefield cemetery. The soldier that is. Not the curator. | Chipper and upbeat. Quieter on the unnecessary explanation. | ||
| 62 | 001CBA2F | Grafton's Mayor here. We have a catastrophe on our hands. |
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| 63 | The very expensive Prickett's Fort renovation has hit a snag. I need that attraction to open without any bad press. | |||
| 64 | Apparently they found a the remains of a civil war soldier during construction. | |||
| 65 | Well, probably from the civil war. It's from some war, that much I'm certain of. Let's just all agree it's a civil war soldier, shall we? | |||
| 66 | Anywho, someone needs to give those remains a nice anonymous burial in Philippi Battlefield Cemetery. And by someone, I mean you. | |||
| 67 | 003EB314 | This is Grafton's Mayor. Of course you know that. Who else would it be? |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. Smug, self satisfied | |
| 68 | It seems another body has been discovered at Prickett's Fort. | Said with a big sigh | ||
| 69 | Can't let the poor fellow just sit in a box. Go get those remains and bury them at the battlefield cemetery. | Chipper and upbeat | ||
| 70 | 003EB315 | This is Grafton's Mayor. I need you to get up to Prickett's Fort. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. | |
| 71 | Yet another set of remains has been unearthed. | |||
| 72 | We need to honor that soldier by giving him a proper burial at the battlefield cemetery. | Falsely patriotic, like a bad politician |
TWDialogue[]
| # | Editor ID | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 73 | 00143522 | Welcome to Grafton! Best little city in all of Appalachia. |
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| 74 | 00143523 | I'm up for reelection soon. Be sure to donate to my campaign. |
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| 75 | 00143524 | Don't mind the mess. I'm having my office redecorated. |
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| 76 | TW005_RadioIntro | 0052EF9A | You are listening to WGRF, Grafton radio! I am your host, the mayor of Grafton. |
Hyped up, excited. Growl the word "Grafton" |
| 77 | Okay, is anybody listening? Anybody? That's what I thought. | Hopeful, then hopes dashed | ||
| 78 | Well, if anyone ever does hear this, please come see me at city hall. | Chin up, back to optimistic. | ||
| 79 | I have something... nevermind. Just come see me. Right away. As in now. Or sooner. | Last two sentences a touch of pleading |
TWZ11[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 0030A738 | 00042832 | This is Grafton's mayor. Mayor for life that is! |
Politician, snake oil salesman. Trying to make this sound like an "opportunity." |
| 2 | Our wonderful tourist industry has a problem that I'm hoping someone out there can help me fix. | |||
| 3 | Barrels of toxic sludge are popping up in Grafton Lake. Horrendous! No-one will want to swim there if they see those. | |||
| 4 | We don't have the funds to really clean up the lake, so I need you to make sure nobody sees them. | |||
| 5 | And I know just the place to dump them. That's what they get for failing to endorse me. | |||
| 6 | 00042833 | This is Grafton's mayor calling on all Grafton Park Rangers! We have a toxic spill situation. |
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| 7 | That damn lake has coughed up more barrels of toxic waste. Get rid of them. | |||
| 8 | 003E8C81 | Can anybody hear me? I'm never really sure. Anyway, this is Grafton's mayor. |
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| 9 | Someone reported barrels of toxic sludge floating in the lake. Very unsightly. | |||
| 10 | So get rid of them. Or at least make it so nobody can see them. | |||
| 11 | 003E8C82 | This is Grafton's mayor. Stand by for an important announcement. |
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| 12 | There have been complaints about barrels of toxic sludge by the lake. | |||
| 13 | Personally I think the glow looks lovely reflecting off the oil slicks. But the tourists don't agree with me. | |||
| 14 | So let's clean the place up a bit, shall we? |
TWZ09[]
| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 001421DC | 0014220E | This is Grafton's Mayor speaking to anyone who can hear me. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. |
| 2 | I have a bit of an emergency. Bleach dogwoods are dying off all over the area. | This is the most insignificant problem in the history of problems | ||
| 3 | How can we hold the Bleach Dogwood festival without any of these magnificent flowering trees? | Incensed and outraged | ||
| 4 | I need someone to spread fertilizer for those poor trees. | I'm giving you the gift of being allowed to help me. No, no, it's quite alright. | ||
| 5 | 003EB31A | This is Grafton's Mayor speaking. If you're out there, pay attention. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. | |
| 6 | Our bleach dogwoods are refusing to bloom. It makes the whole valley look so dreary. | Irritated and outraged | ||
| 7 | Get out there and spread fertilizer for those poor trees. Well, what are you waiting for? | Pause before the last sentence, a bit of irritation and scolding in it. | ||
| 8 | 003EB31B | This is Grafton's Mayor speaking. Well, broadcasting actually. Anyway... |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. Unnecessary explanation, oops I got sidetracked | |
| 9 | It seems our bleach dogwoods are suffering. Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. Or it would if I had eyes. | Pious. Crocodile tears being shed. An overly dramatic politician. | ||
| 10 | I personally authorized not doing anything about the proliferation of those dogwoods. | Proudly taking credit for something he had nothing to do with | ||
| 11 | Let's go spread some fertilizer for the poor things. | Cheerleader |
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| # | Dialog Topic | Form ID | Response Text | Script Notes |
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| 1 | 0030A737 | 0030A73D | This is Grafton's Mayor speaking to anyone who can hear me. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper and upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrafton. |
| 2 | Our area seems to have a bit of a crustacean crisis. | Any problem is really an opportunity in disguise | ||
| 3 | It's breeding season again and we've got mirelurks coming out of the woodwork. They all seem to be heading toward the lake. | A bit too worked up | ||
| 4 | Stop them before they can breed with the queen. Otherwise we'll be up to our ears in Mirelurks! | |||
| 5 | 003EB310 | Testing, testing. Is this thing on? Oh, it is. This is Grafton's Mayor. |
First two sentences, talking to himself. Last line Baseball play by play announcer. Stretch and roll the R in Grrrrrrafton. Cheerful | |
| 6 | Our lovely valley is in a bit of a pinch. Think crab claws. Big ones. | Baseball play by play announcer. Go bigger for the last sentence | ||
| 7 | Mirelurks are heading to the island in Grafton lake to breed. | A little stretch an roll on the R in Grrrafton. Incensed, elevated | ||
| 8 | Don't let them call the queen. You know what will happen then. | A friendly warning, like "wear your hat and mittens when you go outside" | ||
| 9 | 003EB311 | This is Grafton's Mayor hailing you from lovely downtown Grafton. |
Baseball play by play announcer. Chipper, upbeat. Stretch and roll the R in first Grrrrrafton. | |
| 10 | If I'm sounding crabby, it's because giant crab creatures are swarming all over our picturesque lake. | Incensed, outraged, clearly NOT crabby. | ||
| 11 | I'm looking for a few brave souls to play exterminator. Stop them from getting to the island. We can't have them breeding. | Sanctimonious, followed by ominous warning |