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Nevernight by Jay Kristoff
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2.5/5

“Never Flinch.' A cold whisper in her ear. 'Never fear. And never, ever forget."


This is honestly the hardest book for me to rate/review. I hated it so much but loved it at the same time. So I'm still sitting on the fence about my rating, I think 2.5 stars is the fairest rating for this book, not great but not terrible. Firstly I must mention the writing, I just don't know how to feel about it, I'm leaning more towards hate. The writing itself is very flowery and descriptive, it's full of terrible metaphors and similes. So I found it extremely overwhelming and annoying, I also grew to hate the useless footnotes despite some of them being hilarious. It distracted me from the story. I understand some people love this lyrical writing style and see the beauty in it, however I'm a simpleton and saw no beauty. It honestly made me at time not want to pick the book back up. Some descriptions were so long and unnecessary, like I mean they didn't even make sense at all. So half the time I was rereading what I just read and thinking "dafuq is that shite". Example; "If her face were a puzzle, most would put it back in the box, unfinished."
That quote made me want to put this book back in the box unfinished, but I didn't I forced myself to read on. Why? Well firstly because the main character is AMAZING, secondly there was a lot of badassery going on; "People often shit themselves when they die. Their muscles slack and their souls flutter free and everything else just … slips out."
So considering that the cons out weighed the pros, I'm going to say that this book was extremely average for me. I loved some of the quotes and I appreciate the differentness of the novel but there was too many tropes and that writing.. *shudders*.

"Iron or glass? They'd asked.
Mia clenched her jaw. Shook her head.
She was neither.
She was steel."


The story follows a girl named Mia, her whole family is killed and she swears revenge. Mia is sent to a school where they train killers. But there is more to Mia then meets the eye, she has a special gift she must learn to use before she becomes a killer of killers. If I were to right now look past the writing and rate the story I would give it four stars, despite containing the whole school/competition trope and having a mean girl bully like every book these days, it was interesting, the magic system is definitely unique and I'm happy with the character development. I think I should talk about Mia now (I'm really gonna gush because she's my animal spirit). Mia is incredible, seriously everyone needs to go and read this novel now, if you hate the writing just read it for Mia, she's my perfect bloodstained psycho snowflake. O'gentlefriends, trust me when I say Mia is a badass. “Cock is just another word for ‘fool.’ But you call someone a cunt, well …” The girl smiled. “You’re implying a sense of malice there. An intent. Malevolent and self-aware. Don’t think I name Consul Scaeva a cunt to gift him insult. Cunts have brains, Don Tric. Cunts have teeth. Someone calls you a cunt, you take it as a compliment. As a sign that folk believe you’re not to be lightly fucked with.” A shrug. “I think they call that irony.” Unfortuntely when I think of female characters as assassins my first thought goes to Calaena from Throne of Glass, I know what your thinking.. Why do I even consider that loser as a proper assassin? The thing is I don't. but she has stained female assassins for me forever, she's not a badass just a joke, imo. Fortunately in this novel we are given Mia, who thankfully is the complete opposite to Calaena, Mia is a blood thirsty, cigarillo smoking, smart mouthed, sassy as fuck, badass warrior assassin who actually kills people and does her job instead of farting around a castle, eating cake, complaining about period pain and staring in the mirror. Mia is everything Calaena should have been. I love her.

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"At the heart of it, two kinds of people live in this world or any other: those who flee and those who fight. Your kind has many terms for the latter sort. Berserker. Killer instinct. More balls than brains."


Another thing this novel is not YA, the author even said so himself on his blog. This is an adult coming of age story, YES the MC is 16 years old but that doesn't mean this book is a YA! It talks about the nitty gritty of being a female, periods, first time sex & crushes. But that's where the YA stops. This book is warped and I can't recommend you enough to keep your young kids away. There was a part in this story that surprised me at the warpedness of it. Mia imagined stabbing someone and riding them at the same time and was turned on by this thought!!! Incredible scene but definitely O' gentlefriends not for children. It also contained torture, a lot of death, swearing & more death. Okay while we are still kinda on the subject of sex this book contains the most horrendously written sex scene my poor eyes has ever read. It was a disgrace. Worst then SJM sex scenes... In future can this author not call a penis a root?! Wtf.. I've read some pretty questionable sex scenes in my life but the one in this book tops it. I actually felt embarrassed after reading it and I have no idea why.

"I appear to have misplaced the fucks I give for what you think..."


Pretty much an okay read for me, I think most people would love this book tho. Despite it being boring as hell in the middle and having extremely over used tropes, I found myself satisfied at the conclusion.

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I nearly forgot to mention HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS COVER IS. I feel blessed by its beauty. I actually love all three covers, like they are probably one of my all time favorite book covers. Ever.

"You've got the look of a girl who's no stranger to the page. I can tell. You've got words on your soul.
___ quote continued after editing out some talking__
“The books we love, they love us back. And just as we mark our places in the pages, those pages leave their marks on us. I can see it in you, sure as I see it in me. You're a daughter of the words. A girl with a story to tell.”


I will continue reading this series and am looking forward to more future works from this author.

P.s. I need one of those bookworms monsters to guard my book shelf so if ANYONE tries touching my babies they get eaten.

P.s.s. It taught me a new word to add to my collection... Smart arsery 😍

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please note all fanart used in this review is not my own, all fanart can be found on Google images & credit can go to the wonderful artists who created them.

You can find this review and my other reviews at Booksprens.

Preview;

Buddy reading this with my precious night angel; Nafeeza

THAT COVER THO 😍 IM ALREADY IN LOVE.

I'm expecting so much badassery, darkness & stabbiness. ALSO THERES A TALKING CAT😍

No shadow without light,
Ever day follows night,
Between black and white,
There is gray.


Ahhh this book is already sweet talking me.. Promise of grey characters?! I think this book could be my future husband.
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Jay Kristoff
“You'll be a rumor. A whisper. The thought that wakes the bastards of this world sweating in the nevernight. The last thing you will ever be, girl, is someone's hero.”
Jay Kristoff, Nevernight


Reading Progress

July 1, 2016 – Shelved
July 1, 2016 – Shelved as: to-read
July 1, 2016 – Shelved as: to-read
May 12, 2017 – Started Reading
May 12, 2017 –
page 50
11.71% "Mia is obviously my soulmate. She just loves stabbing people 😍"
May 27, 2017 –
page 150
35.13% "I love how psychotic this book is."
May 30, 2017 – Shelved as: okay-shelf
May 30, 2017 – Shelved as: fantasy
May 31, 2017 – Finished Reading

Comments Showing 1-50 of 64 (64 new)


Nafeeza Grey characters are the best! Also I have already claimed the talking cat. You are entitled to visitation rights ;D


Luna. ✨ I agree!! My favorite type of villain 😈
Damn you! I wanted catty in my harem.. Okay okay I claim the psycho on the cover 😍


Nafeeza Hmm...


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Luna. ✨ Nafeeza wrote: "Hmm..."

Hahahaha 😜 (view spoiler)


Luna. ✨ Is there a thread in BB&B we can post on ?


Nafeeza You snooze you loose! I am a collector of all things cool, magical and of the stabby variety. :p

The writing in the first and 2nd chapter was annoying me a bit but then the dual pov stopped and I started to get into it. This is the thread for BB&B but you can message me if that is easier ;)

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/...


Luna. ✨ Hahaha ! I love it😍 you beat me to it! I love all things stabby & magical too.
I'm really liking it, normally I'd hate this writing but it's so beautiful and the wit is amazing. I'm really enjoying this already upto chapter 5!
Sweet baby cakes I'll PM you soon. What chapter u upto?


Nafeeza ☽Luna☾ wrote: "Hahaha ! I love it😍 you beat me to it! I love all things stabby & magical too.
I'm really liking it, normally I'd hate this writing but it's so beautiful and the wit is amazing. I'm really enjoying..."


Ch 5 too! I am loving the wit as well, Mia is shaping up to be quite lovely with her stabbiness. Alas sleep is calling me though.


Anthony K The dark sensuality of the first 25% of the book, needed tp comtinue on throughout... it was still a wonderful read though


Anthony K also... goodreads mobile is a poor choice... my fat thumbs many a typo make...


Luna. ✨ Nafeeza wrote: "☽Luna☾ wrote: "Hahaha ! I love it😍 you beat me to it! I love all things stabby & magical too.
I'm really liking it, normally I'd hate this writing but it's so beautiful and the wit is amazing. I'm ..."


Goodnight darling 😘 I love Mia already


Luna. ✨ Anthony wrote: "The dark sensuality of the first 25% of the book, needed tp comtinue on throughout... it was still a wonderful read though"

Is it only dark for the first half ?


Luna. ✨ Anthony wrote: "also... goodreads mobile is a poor choice... my fat thumbs many a typo make..."

I feel your pain mine does the same 😂


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Orient You read great books! I have this on my tbr, it'll be interesting to know what you'll think of this book ;)


edge of bubble I am a cover slut because I've added this one to my tbr list just because of that awesomeness


Luna. ✨ Hey purple sister, it's pretty cool, very dark!


Luna. ✨ I am the biggest cover slut ever and I'm prepared to make love to this one


edge of bubble you must send me a video of it!


Luna. ✨ Hahahahahaha would you like it if I cupcaked the book afterwards?


edge of bubble that would be the perfection 😂


Luna. ✨ Okay so I dedicate this song to you. We will have our first dance as wives to this tune
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsSEI2L...


edge of bubble lmfao! we'll hide in the middle of the ceremony and then come back to dance with this song https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

and we should wiggle our eyebrows to the beat


Luna. ✨ Hahahahahahahaha yes 😂😂😂😂 on our honeymoon we will rock out to I'm on a boat.


edge of bubble then we'll get back to our daily lives and settle in. work and such.. https://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c


Luna. ✨ Lol perfect! This is why your my animal spirit wifey ! Have you seen the movie hotrods? If you haven't, you must.


Luna. ✨ This one; http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0787475/
One of my all time faves


edge of bubble ☽Luna☾ wrote: "Lol perfect! This is why your my animal spirit wifey ! Have you seen the movie hotrods? If you haven't, you must."

this begs for a romantic song ; https://youtu.be/YCVMuevcCvY

no I haven't, I'll remedy that soon!


Luna. ✨ That's perfect 😍😍 it's settled our weeding has been arranged


Melissa ♥ Dog/Wolf Lover ♥ Martin I love this book so much =)


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ooooo im so ready for this review


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Man I'm so sorry this was only average boo bear! It honestly sounds amazing! Great review anyway my love 😘


Petrik Great review Sarah, and I'm definitely not touching this. I hate tons of metaphor and simile in a book, All The Light We Cannot See was so hard to go through because of it!


Luna. ✨ Melissa ♥ Dog Lover ♥ wrote: "I love this book so much =)"
I didn't love the book but I definitely love you !


Luna. ✨ Ana wrote: "I love the cover. Is the book good?"

I love the cover too ! You might like it, I thought it was just okay


Luna. ✨ Solomon wrote: "ooooo im so ready for this review"

Lol are you ready for this bubble butt?


Luna. ✨ Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ wrote: "Man I'm so sorry this was only average boo bear! It honestly sounds amazing! Great review anyway my love 😘"

Thanks baby 😘😘 I feel like you would appreciate the writing more then me & I think you'd love it beautiful !


Luna. ✨ Petrik wrote: "Great review Sarah, and I'm definitely not touching this. I hate tons of metaphor and simile in a book, All The Light We Cannot See was so hard to go through because of it!"

Thanks pet! Lol stay away if you hate that type of writing, you'd get so angry I reckon you'd head butt a wall for relief.


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TS Chan Hahahaha, between you and Petrik, I get enough hilarious rant-filled reviews to entertain.
Great review and now I can lighten my TBR by 1 book. ;)


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Jo Great honest review, Sarah! I hope the next one is better for you.


message 40: by Haïfa (last edited May 30, 2017 01:23AM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Haïfa Great review my sweet badass pie ! ^^


message 41: by Samir (new)

Samir Great review Sarah :)


Anna-Emilia such a good review! Even though I like descriptive, the writing honestly bothered me too at first (and my god the footnotes pls stop) but then I got used to it as this wasn't my first Kristoff book either so I knew what I was getting myself into :D the last 100 pages saved this book for me and I can't wait to see more of Mia being badass as hell!


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Twila Thank you so much for this review! I was on the fence with this one and now I'm certain that this isn't for me.


message 44: by Orient (new)

Orient Great review, my purple goddess :)


message 45: by Lee (new)

Lee Good grief. Firstly; great review chum, wonderfully written my simpleton friend. Secondly, I am about to pull this off Emma's bookshelf! I dearly hope her 13yo friend didn't read this and think, "perfect for Emma". I am hoping it was maybe the cover that enticed.
But back to you. I like how you wrote this, definitely more thought, less gush ;)


Luna. ✨ TS wrote: "Hahahaha, between you and Petrik, I get enough hilarious rant-filled reviews to entertain.
Great review and now I can lighten my TBR by 1 book. ;)"


Haha well I'm glad you enjoy our angry rants lol! 😂😂😂 we aim to please!
Thanks lovely, honestly you might love it but if you don't like complicated writing stay away 😘


Luna. ✨ Joanita wrote: "Great honest review, Sarah! I hope the next one is better for you."

Thank you so much lovely ! 😘😘 it definitely will be, Powder Mage is next on my list 😉


Luna. ✨ Haïfoun wrote: "Great review my sweet badass pie ! ^^"

Hahaha thank you so much my badass sister 😘😘😘


Luna. ✨ Samir wrote: "Great review Sarah :)"

Why thank you, Samir 😊


Luna. ✨ Anna-Emilia wrote: "such a good review! Even though I like descriptive, the writing honestly bothered me too at first (and my god the footnotes pls stop) but then I got used to it as this wasn't my first Kristoff book..."

Thank you Anna 😊.
I know a lot of people see the beauty in the writing but it's just not for me. Lol the footnotes.. 😱 I'm so glad you loved this one lovely! I can't wait for more Mia!


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