Wellness Guru Quotes

“Don’t worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Passive Aggression – Being covertly spiteful with the intent of inflicting mental pain.”
― Ashta-Deb, Life Happens To Us: A True Story

“Stand bloody tall - you're the All.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“People who say they do not regret anything in their life, for the next birth too should get the very same wife.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“If you cannot laugh away someone mocking your god, then, my dear, you know nothing more than a tad about God.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Know so well, you! God does not hate anyone. But those who worship a cruel god, certainly do.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Everyone laughs at one's own jokes. To be able to appreciate another's reveals who you really are - a chilled out guy, or just a stuck-up joke.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“The measure of your religion is how right you are with people of another ism.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I often wonder, how come fundamentalists of every religion have nutcases akin themselves as their god?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Know! I am the new age prophet of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. If you do not draw my picture my Mr. NOT shall butt-kick you nuts, as too your fancied bot up there nowhere, that silly naught!”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“To hate a person of another religion is to be demonically imprisoned.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“If "live and let live" is not the core philosophy of your religion, then, at the core level you'll live and die imprisoned.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Whatsoever God gives is somehow good. Whether good or bad, in the long run you'll find it was not exactly bad but in a way good.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Misfortune is also good fortune, in a way. It is relative. For, you get to know who truly are your friends, and who really are your true relatives.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Celebrities Ain't Health Experts (The Sonnet)

Celebrities and influencers are not health experts,
Stop taking medical advice from halfwits of wellness.
Stop being a two-bit doctor from ten minutes of googling,
For Google is not a substitute for doctors and nurses.
Compared to that of a trained and experienced doctor,
Even as a neurobiologist my diagnosis skills are insignifant.
Then why can't you accept that when it comes to medicine,
Your opinion is worth no more than a counterfeit coin.
One goes through years of training and many sleepless nights,
Then they earn the right to wear the white coat of service.
And yet upon spending an hour surfing on the internet,
You put on the personality of a grey-haired neurologist!
Lack of expertise is by no means the same as lack of dignity.
But denial of expertise indicates a definite lack of senility.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“Celebrities and influencers are not health experts, stop taking medical advice from halfwits of wellness.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“I don't make baseless claims like - I'll remove all your fears, I'll remove all your anxieties, I'll remove all your insecurities. I am a scientist, not an influencer - which means, I am dutybound to adhere to the truth, no matter how inconvenient they are, instead of peddling comforting lies for exposure. And the truth is, if bombarding people with some fancy facts about the mind removed their worries, every household with a DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) would be the happiest place on earth.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Vande Vasudhaivam: 100 Sonnets for Our Planetary Pueblo

“Only you can remove your anxiety,
Only you can bring you clarity.
What the hell are you doing
at the feet of fraudsters!
Go out and discover your own reality.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Vande Vasudhaivam: 100 Sonnets for Our Planetary Pueblo

“When you can leave the past behind you, the future vividly awaits.”
― Norah Marler

“Don't conk off with your isms on.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“You are
all-ness of all
small-ness of the small
mightiness of the mighty
tiniest of the tiny
one amongst the many
unity till eternity
disunity of the unity
indivisibility of infinity
immanence of eternity
You're all. All in One. One in all.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Dogs are gods we know not.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“How can we be good and kind to one another?

Only if we grasp via science or spirituality that everything is innately inter-connected & intertwined with all else, and that in essence & substratum we're all one, can empathy with each other arise.

Otherwise we remain rascals.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Life is amazing, until you die. So, give it a go. Live it up, smart guy.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Being human means nothing if we cannot be humane. This cannot happen until we learn through science or spirituality that fundamentally, in life substratum and quintessence, we're the mirrored self of everybody else. And in reality and in truth we're one and the same.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas