Jokes About Religion Quotes

“Religious nuts of the world, unite! I too will fly my kite. Let us set up a meet between your imaginary pal in the sky with my friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT. We will let them slug it out. Whoever survives, will be our GOD! Long live the brotherhood of the nuts and naught!”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas