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“If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken."
[on Twitter, July 17, 2012]”
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[on Twitter, July 17, 2012]”
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“Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day”
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“Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?”
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“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.”
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“Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.”
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“I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.”
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“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.”
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“I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that.”
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“The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.”
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“5 Ways To Build Your Brand on Social Media:
1 Post content that add value
2 Spread positivity
3 Create steady stream of info
4 Make an impact
5 Be yourself”
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1 Post content that add value
2 Spread positivity
3 Create steady stream of info
4 Make an impact
5 Be yourself”
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“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.”
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“What we are witnessing is the rise of those forms of popular culture that office workers can produce and consume during the scattered, furtive shards of time they have at their disposal in workplaces where even when there’s nothing for them to do, they still can’t admit it openly.”
― Bullshit Jobs: A Theory
― Bullshit Jobs: A Theory
“Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.”
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“Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food.”
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“When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?”
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“There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed.”
― Dataclysm: Who We Are
― Dataclysm: Who We Are
“I love seeing other channels counterprogram the Super Bowl. PBS: "DAMN RIGHT we're airing a new 'Masterpiece Classic'! Fuck off, sports!”
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“For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election.”
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“Some are born brilliant, some have brilliance thrust upon them -- and others cower in the dark crying, "It burns! It burns!”
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“Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.”
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“Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.”
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“What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?”
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“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track
pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to
remain open to these group of people who sneak into Facebook,
connect with us on Twitter and show the world how they violated
and infected our children on YouTube.”
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pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to
remain open to these group of people who sneak into Facebook,
connect with us on Twitter and show the world how they violated
and infected our children on YouTube.”
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