Satirical Humor Quotes Quotes

“Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy means

Tribal Chief 2: But if the people don’t know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?”
― Leonard Wibberley, A Feast of Freedom

“Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“If you were sane, we'd both be mad.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“Any fool can start a religion. And many do.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“World opinion, though sharply divided on nuclear tests and the risk of atmospheric pollution, could congratulate itself on being united in its opposition to cannibalism. No country in the world was prepared to support the custom of eating the dead, though the right of governments to kill people, individually or by hundreds of thousands, was not questioned for a moment.”
― Leonard Wibberley, A Feast of Freedom

“Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“All men, at some level or the other, are liars. Fortunately there is a cure. They can all become a fine creature, provided their nuts are taken off with pliers.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of sugary spite. I gladly serve it up to them...in an effort to silence their meringue pie hole from complaining.”
― L.A. Nettles, Butterflies

“But for those who spawned them and then forgot them to exist, it seemed there was only one thing that could momentarily draw them away from the kinds of blithe exchanges which he did not doubt carried real-world consequences for real people and other living things that must have existed only in theory in their spreadsheet and accounting ledger minds.”
― Casey Fisher, The Subtle Cause