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“(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**”
― Jewel of Atlantis
― Jewel of Atlantis
“If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.”
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“A book can give you an experience of someone’s life in a few hours, and this is far more profitable than any sale that’s going on.”
― In The Name Of Blasphemy
― In The Name Of Blasphemy
“That's him," said Berthold. "Cut my arm off. With an ax"
Sneep turned to Jinx. "That true?"
"Yes," said Jinx. "But he--"
"Guilty," said Sneep.”
― Jinx's Fire
Sneep turned to Jinx. "That true?"
"Yes," said Jinx. "But he--"
"Guilty," said Sneep.”
― Jinx's Fire
“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say that,” Billy piped up. “It’ll catch on,” Badgy shot back.”
― The Cure
― The Cure
“It's all kinds of stupidly amazing," she adds. "Tell me you don't want to just get in there and rub yourself all over him like a cat?"
I smack her shoulder. "Dude, ew, okay? He's like a brother to me!"
She snorts back a laugh. "Like a step-brother? Becausr that's not technically incest.”
― Maybe Probably
I smack her shoulder. "Dude, ew, okay? He's like a brother to me!"
She snorts back a laugh. "Like a step-brother? Becausr that's not technically incest.”
― Maybe Probably
“The Lourve, he concluded, with an insult designed to puncture French pride, "is less well protected than a Spanish museum.”
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“The web is a big, scary place, and everyone seems bigger, louder, smarter. But then, you hear old Rafiki, the wise mandrill, muttering that 'Content is King' mantra”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“Now, here is another paradox: the internet made everyone a publisher, but not everyone is a JK Rowling.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“The internet, with its endless streams of information and echo chambers, feeds this natural bias like super fertilizer on a weed.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“The internet erases those old gatekeepers, like fact-checking news agencies and actual experts, in favour of the loudest voice, the most outrageous claim.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“The internet, like a crowded marketplace on a Saturday morning, has become a noise of voices all clamoring for attention.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“It is like trying to have a quiet conversation at a rock concert - you could barely hear yourself think over the noise.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“In space no one can hear you scream." I feel that trying to get attention on the internet feels like trying to scream in space (or a blackhole).”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“Suddenly, everyone with a keyboard and an opinion fancy themselves as experts, making it harder to discern the real deal from the snake oil salesmen.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“With memes, clickbait, and viral videos bombarding our screens, it feels like we are stuck in a never-ending game of 'Who Can Shout the Loudest?”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“It is as if the internet has turned into a giant reality show, where the contestants are everyday people trying to outdo each other in a quest for likes and shares.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“The internet is ever-evolving. New platforms, new ad formats, new ways to fight for online attention emerge like wildflowers after a spring rain.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“You got to understand what makes people on the internet tick. What makes them laugh, cry, share – and most importantly, click that 'buy' button”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“It's like panning for gold – got to sift through a lot of mud to find those precious nuggets”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“The internet, like a giant cocktail party, has a way of bringing like-minded people together - sometimes a little too closely!”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“Suddenly, your social media feed is filled with nothing but affirmations of your belief that cats are superior to dogs (Obviously - My author’s name checks out!)”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“And let's not forget the misinformation merry-go-round that social media can become.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“Suddenly, your mom's best friend's cousin's coworker is an expert on climate change, and you are left wondering how you ended up in this alternate universe of unverified facts.”
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
― Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet
“That's not the right question, Chen Mu. The question is, why are you lying in a pile of rotting snake guts? It's a bit melodramatic, no?”
― A Dance of Restless Spirits
― A Dance of Restless Spirits
“I belong to the Brookes and there's not a single fucking thing they won't do to show it.
Lock me up and throw away the key.”
― Vixen to Villain: A Dark Mafia Reverse Harem Romance
Lock me up and throw away the key.”
― Vixen to Villain: A Dark Mafia Reverse Harem Romance
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