122 Conch Street is the address of Squidward Tentacles' house. It is located in between SpongeBob's and Patrick's houses, and has been a recurring location since the pilot episode. The house is in a suburban area of Bikini Bottom, much like his neighbors.

Description[]

Squidward's house's mouth is the door, but originally, its mouth was closed and a door rested underneath it. The house's exterior styling is reminiscent of a "Moai," giant statues found on Easter Island, Chile, also referred to as the Easter Island Heads. According to page 36 of the 2004 book SpongeBob Exposed! The Insider's Guide to SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward's house was built out of volcanic rock.

The ground floor consists of three adjoining rooms; the one at the front being the living room. The living room consists of a bookcase with some of Squidward's jazz records, a couch, a coffee table, and TV. Behind the living room is the kitchen with a fridge, an island counter, and four cabinets. This is where Squidward cooks. The dining room is off to the side and consists of a round table with chairs and a clamshell chandelier. There is a room off to the side with a spiral staircase leading to the second floor. There is also an elevator. Upstairs is a bedroom on the left ear.

In the bedroom is a canopy bed, a nightstand, and a closet with alarm clocks, as seen in "Employee of the Month." Off of the bedroom is a bathroom with a toilet, sink with medicine cabinet, and a Jacuzzi tub/shower. There's also a gallery where Squidward paints his self-portraits and plays the clarinet. Other upstairs rooms include a library and backroom. The architectural style is Polynesian.

In some episodes, it is shown that he has a backyard and at times, raises a garden there.

Floors[]

First floor[]

• Kitchen: This room is at the back. This is where Squidward cooks and prepares his food.
• Dining room: Next to the kitchen. This is where Squidward eats his meals and is where he keeps his shellphone.
• Living room: Squidward watches TV and enjoys Sundays here, as seen in the episode "Good Neighbors."
• Bathroom: This is where Squidward keeps his "talking toilet" and "talking toilet paper" seen in the episodes "Choir Boys" and "House Fancy."
• Bedroom: Only seen on the first floor in the episode "Plankton!"
• Elevator: In the older episodes, this is seen between the kitchen and dining room and goes up to the second floor, presumably the gallery as seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."

Second floor[]

• Bedroom: Squidward sleeps in his bed. This room can be found on the left ear. His bed, nightstand, and a closet are in here.
• Bathroom: This is where Squidward's bathtub/shower is located, just off of his bedroom.
• Gallery: Squidward does his art of self-portraits and plays his clarinet in this room.
• Backroom: This room has wallpaper that is easy to peel and is seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."
• Library: This is where Squidward reads books. Seen in the episodes "Squid Wood" and "I ♥ Dancing."

Residents[]

• Squidward Tentacles
• Snellie the Snail
• Squidward's bonsai
• Squidward's scallop
• Talking toilet

In-universe notability[]

Squidward takes pride in his house after winning the title of House Fancy Prince from the host, Nicholas Withers in a competition against his lifelong rival, Squilliam Fancyson.

Squidward's house is also the location for the popular Bikini Bottom TV show Squidward's House Party.

Destruction/Abuse[]

• "Bubblestand" - His house gets carried high by a giant bubble, dropping it from high-up causing it to get stuck in the ground with Squidward in it.
• "Plankton!" - Being controlled by Plankton, SpongeBob bursts through the walls.
• "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" - The house explodes after SpongeBob and Patrick make too many burp bubbles.
• "Sandy's Rocket" - SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is an alien and capture him inside a net, destroying the inside in the process.
• "I Was a Teenage Gary" - SpongeBob chases Squidward, destroying his house in the process.
• "The Paper" - Squidward trades all of his belongings for a piece of paper, including the base structure of his house. He is also seen busting through the side of his house with his shell-cart.
• "Squidville" - SpongeBob and Patrick use their reef blowers to suck up the parts and shoot them out, resulting in them destroying his house.
• "Christmas Who?" - Squidward gives all his belongings to everyone to make SpongeBob happy.
• "Shanghaied" - Flying Dutchman's anchor hits the side of the house.
• "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm" - The house is presumably crushed by the Alaskan Bull Worm along with the rest of Bikini Bottom.
• "Can You Spare a Dime?" - Squidward loses his house because he cannot afford it after he quits his job.
• "Skill Crane" - Squidward gives up the deed to his house while he was trying to win a prize.
• "Good Neighbors" - Squidward busts his head through the door screaming that SpongeBob and Patrick are the worst neighbors ever. The security system Squidward installs takes control of the house and destroys Bikini Bottom.
• "Rule of Dumb" - Patrick moves his house to make a Ferris wheel, destroying the inside and dropping the house into the ground.
• "House Fancy" - When he was in a hurry, he made SpongeBob vacuum, the vacuum cleaner exploded and the house remodeled. Also, after Patrick used Squidward's bathroom, the toilet crawled out moaning and then died.
• "Giant Squidward" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom set up a trap at the house cutting off the top.
• "Squid's Visit" - The house caught on fire and was vaporized while Squidward was visiting SpongeBob. It was caused by a casserole in the oven.
• "Tentacle-Vision" - Pearl and Plankton cause collateral damage inside his house.
• "Growth Spout" - Mr. Krabs stole some food so he could feed his daughter Pearl.
• "The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom" - Rrarrg throws Squidward's house, causing it to shatter.
• "Sponge-Cano!" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom sacrifice the house to a volcano after the water pipe broke and landed on the volcano.
• "That Sinking Feeling" - The house is sunk underground by SpongeBob and Patrick.
• "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" - SpongeBob and Patrick use the house to build Squidward's paradise.
• "Big Sister Sam" - Patrick's sister, Sam, throws Squidward's house, removes parts of it to "spiffy" the rock and then chews up the parts into small bullet-like rock, shoots them out, and destroys his house completely.
• "A Friendly Game" - It was destroyed by SpongeBob and Patrick when they were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it before it collapses at the end.
• "Bubble Buddy Returns" - Bubble Buddy's son gets into the house, destroying many internal possessions, including his kitchen and a collection of glass menageries he owned.
• "Little Yellow Book" - Squidward's house gets repossessed after reading SpongeBob's diary.
• The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water - Ransacked by an angry mob during the apocalypse on Bikini Bottom.
• "Sold!" - SpongeBob and Patrick destroy his house by flipping it before the house collapses at the end.
• "Man Ray Returns"' - SpongeBob and Patrick battle Man Ray inside the house and completely trashed the place. They try to put everything back together with their saliva, but when Squidward returns, the house completely crumbles to the ground.
• "Bunny Hunt" - Squidward hits his house with a hammer to get rid of the sea bunnies, causing it to collapse.
• "Shell Games" - Tony uses Squidward's house as a shell, creating holes in it for his arms and legs.
• "Pat Hearts Squid" - It tips over and shatters. Also gets destroyed at the end of the episode.
• "Pat the Dog" - Patrick (in his worm mode) crashes a boat into the side of Squidward's house.
• "The Big Bad Bubble Bass" - Bubble Bass attempts to destroy Squidward's house by burping on it to get the Pigulon action figure from SpongeBob and Patrick, but fails. However, Mama Bass' burp was so powerful that it destroyed the house, only to find out that the action figure belonged to SpongeBob and Patrick.
• "Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club" - SpongeBob accidentally spills his pineapple punch on Squidward's air conditioner, causing the house to catch on fire.
• "SquidBird" - It is destroyed when the carrier clams drop it into Mt. Bikini Bottom.

Intelligence[]

Squidward's house appears to have a mind of its own, usually to give a comedic effect.

• "The Secret Box" - It tries to peek into Patrick's secret box by leaning, then returns to its normal position after SpongeBob and Patrick see it trying to take a peek.
• "Good Neighbors" - It comes alive, grows robot limbs, and destroys most of Bikini Bottom, though unlike the other episodes, this is because of the security system Squidward set up going haywire.
• "Funny Pants" - It covers its ears and makes an angry face due to SpongeBob's crying.
• "Growth Spout" - After Mr. Krabs steals food from the house, the front door says "Oh well, I needed to lose a little weight anyway."
• "A Friendly Game" - Same as "Funny Pants," but the hands are sand and it does not make an angry face, due to SpongeBob's alarm clock at the start.

• In a Nick Magazine comic strip titled "House of Squidward," there is a switch buried in the backyard that makes Squidward's house come to life. He grows feet and arms. He is brought to rest when SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward cleverly disguise SpongeBob's house as a woman. Using a microphone and a speaker controlled by SpongeBob, they can trick the house into sitting back down behind the walkway and then flip the switch to keep Squidward's house from moving.
• "There's a Sponge in My Soup" - It screams "Aah! Hippies!" at the end of the episode.
• '"Bunny Hunt" - It coughs and screams while it is on fire because Squidward forgot about Roast à la Squidward roasting in the oven after he discovers a sea bunny.

Trivia[]

General[]

• Squidward's house is based on the Easter Island heads called "Moai."
• Squidward's house appears to have two bathrooms with one bathroom on the first floor and another bathroom on the second floor.
• When at night, his house seems more purplish-red instead of just a darker blue.
• In "Slide Whistle Stooges," one fish mistakenly says that Squidward lives on Conch Drive when he actually lives on Conch Street.
• There is a garbage version of Squidward's house seen in the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful." It was created by SpongeBob and was somehow built under Squidward's actual house.
• In the ending of "Shell Games," Tony uses this house for his shell.
• A sand sculpture in the sand room shaped like Squidward's house appears from Secret Magic Control Agency.
• Squidward's house has appeared in other TV shows, games, and media:
  • Squidward's house appeared in Secret Magic Control Agency.
  • A house similar to Squidward's house appeared in the Chibiverse episode, "Chibi Disney Villains Unite - Proud Family x Ghost and Molly McGee."
  • Squidward's house appeared in Scribblenauts.
  • Squidward's house appeared in SpongeBart SquarePants, a SpongeBob SquarePants spoof from Bart Simpson Comics.
  • In Lego Legends of Chima: Laval's Journey, the house appeared in the "Croc Fort" level.
  • The house appeared in two levels in Kitty. It appeared in the Bro Sponge and Mansion levels.
  • The house along with SpongeBob's house can be seen through a portal in The Casagrandes Movie.

Errors[]

• The rooms that are where the two front windows are is inconsistent throughout the series.
  • One example is in "Plankton!" where Squidward's bedroom is on the first floor. However, in all other episodes, it is on the second floor.
• Sometimes, Squidward's house is not shown between SpongeBob's and Patrick's houses.
  • This error occurs in "The Secret Box," "Missing Identity," "Gone," "Growth Spout," "A Pal for Gary," "InSPONGEiac," "Drive Happy," and "Patrick the Mailman."

Locations (V • E)
Cities/Towns:	Bikini Bottom (Binary Bottom • Dead Eye Gulch • Bikini Bottomshire • Planktopolis) • Encino • Rock Bottom • Bottoms Up • Tentacle Acres • New Kelp City • Bass Vegas • Dullsville • Far-Out-Ville • Atlantis • Shell City • Atlantic City • Goner Gulch • Shell City
Bikini Bottom Areas:	Bikini Atoll • Jellyfish Fields • Goo Lagoon (Mussel Beach) • Kelp Forest • Sand Mountain • Industrial Park • Sulfur Fields • Dutchman's Triangle • Davy Jones' locker • Make-Out Reef • Mt. Bikini • Mt. Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom Tar Pits • Mount Climb-Up-And-Fall-Off • Rippers' Reef • Brain Coral Fields • The County Line • Goo Sea
Bikini Bottom Residence:	SpongeBob's house (Wallhalla • Pineapple RV • SpongeBob's Place) • Patrick's house • Squidward's house • Eugene H. Krabs and Pearl Krabs' house • Sandy Cheeks' treedome • Mrs. Puff's house • Flying Dutchman's ship • Harold and Margaret SquarePants' house • Grandma SquarePants' house • Granny Tentacles' house • Bottomite houses • Squilliam's tower • Mrs. Tentacles' house • Betsy Krabs' house • DoodleBob's house • Kevin C. Cucumber's house • Old Man Jenkins' house • Old Man Walker's house • Blue SquarePants' house • BlackJack's house • Fast mansion • Lady Upturn's mansion • Widow Duncan's house • Mama Bass' house • Star house
Bikini Bottom Establishments:	Krusty Krab (Rusty Krab • Krabby O'Monday's • Krusty Krab 2 • Krusty Slammer • Kuddly Krab) • Chum Bucket (FlowerPot Florist • Chumporium • Chum Coliseum • Mega Bucket) • Mrs. Puff's Boating School • Barg'N-Mart • Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat • Reef Cinema • Shady Shoals Rest Home • Mermalair • Sea Needle • Recreation Center • Bikini Bottom Recreation Center • Bikini Bottom School • Bikini Bottom High School • Bikini Bottom University • Bikini Bottom Mall • Bikini Bottom Post Office • Post Office • Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank • Bikini Bottom Mint • Bikini Bottom Jail • Bikini Bottom Police Department • Police Station • Bikini Bottom Fire Department • Bikini Bottom Hospital • Bikini Bottom Airport • Bikini Bottom Library • Supermarket • Bikini Bottom Bakery • Bikini Bottom Movers • First Nautical Bank • Bank • Court House • Bikini Realty • Om Hotel • Larry's Gym • Gym • The Dump • Poseidon Elementary School • Adult Learning Center • Flower arch • Bikini Bottom Zoo (Oyster Stadium) • Bikini Bottom Museum • Bikini Bottom Museum of Boating • Hook Museum • Fry Cook Museum • Grab-it Mart • Diner • Juice Bar • Fancy! • Kelpshake • Flabby Patty Shack • Sea Chicken Shack • Rusty's Rib Eye • Stinky Burgers • Cemetery • Floater's Cemetery • KRUM • Glove World! • Glove Universe • Coral Carnival • Valentine's Day Carnival • Fun Arcade • Bikini Bottom Arcade • Toy Barrel • Ice Cream • Ice Cream • Bunny Buns • The Wash! • Sizzling Spring Sauna • Sunny Shore Resorts • Super Mega Mall World • Bikini Bottom Outskirts Outlet Mega-Mall • BassCar Baytona 400 • Palace of Pranks • Magic Shop • Near Mint Comic Books • Bigshot Records • Angry Jack's Shell Emporium • Jewelry Store • Flower Shop • Noses 'n Things • Tom's Toolery • Hats • Wigs & Hairpieces • Seashell Park • Snail Park • Fish Hooks Park • Fast Food Coliseum • Medieval Moments • The Main Drain • Tough Tavern • The Salty Spitoon • Weenie Hut Jr's • Super Weenie Hut Jr's • Weenie Hut General • Weenie Hut Sr's • Bikini Bottom Pillow Foundry • Dynamite Factory • Mattress Discount • Mattresses & Then Some • Rest Home • Grandma's Tea House • Old Man Jenkins' barn • Shelly Superhighway • King Neptune's castle • Upturn's • Krustee Krub • Knobby Knuckles • Undersea Space Agency • Mussel Arms • Wrestling center • Roller Rink • Mystery Store • Bikini Bottom Institute of Technology • Hotel • Dance • Eternal Rest Mortuary • Gas (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie) • Gas (Atlantis SquarePantis) • Café Poulpe • Spud Bucket
Non-Bikini Bottom Locations:	Texas • Moon • Poseidome • Condo Island • Inferno Island • Sun-N-Fun Island • Bikini Bottom Triangle • Grandma's house • Tea Parlor • Nowhere • Great Barrier Reef • Uncharted Caverns of Lemuria • The Remote Island • Kahmamoku Cove • Sandy's island • Island in the Sky • Servis Stashun • Thug Tug • Ice Cream • The Trench • Winchell Apartments • Vats of Acid "R" Us • Patchy's house • Don's Import Store & Delicatessen • The Poop Deck • Nickelodeon Animation Studio • Nowhere • Crush County • Doodle Dimension • Fly of Despair • Horned Forest • Gas Land • Dust Demon's temple • North Pole • SpongeBot's house • SquidBot's house • Pat-Tron's house • The Krabby Battery • Grease Bucket • Lube Lagoon • Sandroid's treedome • Dullsville Senior Living • Avocondo Acres • Hamdonia • Ukulele Bottom • Granny Tentacles' Famous Tar Pit • Monster Island • The Coco-Hut • Snail Fail's house • The Jelly Squirt Inn • Jack Plankton's chum farm • Ye Old Krusty Krab • Golden Patties shop • Man Ray's Lair • Agnes Steelhead's house
Video game locations:	Goo Lagoon Pier • Rock Bottom museum • Trench of Advanced Darkness • Kelp Swamp • Kelp Caves • Flying Dutchman's graveyard • Uptown Bikini Bottom • Ray's Organic Tanning Salon • WSEA TV • Rusty Anchor • Marlin's cave • Sardine's Sundries • Oxygen Springs • Waverly Hills • Cowfish Craig's shack • Sublime Seafoods • Neptune's Paradise • Sand Stadium • Tentacle Acres Cocoa Shop • Shipwreck Reef • Construction site • Chum World • Mount Triton • Mu • Seed Shop • Spice Shack • Treat Shop • The Center of the Earth • Six Clams Adventure Land • Fin Locker • Hotel Deep Six • Manta Fe • Mrs. Puff's Riding Ranch • Bikini Bottom • Wild West Jellyfish Fields • Karate Downtown Bikini Bottom • Pirate Goo Lagoon • Halloween Rock Bottom • Prehistoric Kelp Forest • Medieval Sulfur Fields • Jelly Glove World