| Roller Girl Riot
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Roller Girl Riot is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Simpsons Christmas Special content update. It requires Young Marge to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark
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I didn't know you liked roller skating, Artie.
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Roller skating is dancing on skates, and dance is a language I speak fluently. Like the language of love!
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Well, uh, sure. Just give me a second to remember how to do this...
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Take all the time you need. Meanwhile, I will make sure every girl in here is jealous of you.
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Because you are the lucky consort of Roller Ziff!
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Task: "Make Young Marge Nervously Try to Roller Skate". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
If Young Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Young Artie Show Off Outrageously". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
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Whoa, I think Artie Ziff is having a seizure. Maybe we should help him out.
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Never mind him. Who's the babe he's with? She glides like a wobbly angel.
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She's a dish, all right. Maybe I should say hello.
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Ooh, bad idea Barn. Remember how I explained that women don't like you, for myriad valid reasons?
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Oh, right. I forgot.
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Whereas I am certified, primo babe-nip. I wish it were different, but that's just the way of things.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark
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I think I'll take a little break, Artie. My ankles are sore.
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You only get so many chances in life to skate with the Baryshnikov of the rink. Don't let one pass you by!
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I really need to sit.
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I won't let you miss out on me! *grabs Marge's hand*
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I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!
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| Task: "Make Young Marge Assert Her Independence". The job takes 8 hours.
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My dear, by asserting your independence, you only prove how desperately you require the guiding hand of a strong male.
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*pushes Artie away* Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!
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*shrieks while sailing away* You're making a grievous error!
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That girl's got real backbone.
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She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Okay, Barn. The way I'm gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.
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Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.
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I truly have all the right moves, don't I?
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I can't believe that Artie Ziff, who does he think he is?!
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Excuse me pretty lady, but can I tell you about a special young man in my life? His name is--
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I've had it up to here with special young men, thank you!
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Task: "Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
If Young Barney is owned: Task: "Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 4 hours.
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By the time I get through with Artie Ziff, he'll know the true meaning of an independent woman!
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Barney, what happened? Did she sound interested when you talked me up?
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I couldn't get a word in edgewise! I'm sorry, Homer. I'm just not the ladies' man you are.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Margery, if you're prepared to offer me an apology, then I most graciously accept. Lucky you!
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Me apologize? You have no respect for women!
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You know perfectly well that I call myself a feminist. And if a smart guy like me considers Artie Ziff a feminist, he must be one!
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Clearly, society would crumble into the sea if women were allowed to operate free of men's oversight.
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If you honestly think you're a feminist, you've got another thing coming.
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"Think". The expression is, "You've got another think coming." Women.
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Task: "Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 8 hours.
If Young Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism". The job takes place at the Roller Rink and takes 8 hours.
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I guess we're just two ardent feminists who don't quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we'll skate a lap of sisterhood.
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Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.
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I have never lost a debate, and CERTAINLY never to a girl.
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That's WOMAN to you! *pushes Artie as hard as she can around the rink*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark
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I'm not going to let that...that little boy ruin my night!
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I'm a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!
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| Task: "Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out". The job takes 12 hours.
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She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...
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Coming through! *knocks Homer down*
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Whoa! Homer, are you all right?
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Barney, I was just clotheslined by an angel. I've never been better!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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