"Poochie Rap Song" is a rap performed by the temporary new Itchy & Scratchy character, Poochie in the episode "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by David S. Cohen. It is the sixteenth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. Itchy and Scratchy are in the lyrics.

Lyrics[]

Itchy:

Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie!

Scratchy:

What's that name again? I forgot.

Poochie:

The name's Poochie D

And I rock the telly.

I'm half-Joe Camel

And a third Fonzarelli.

I'm the kung fu hippie

From Gangsta City.

I'm a rappin' surfer,

You're the fool I pity.

Scratchy:

Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.

Itchy:

He's totally in my face.