- "I bid on a limited edition signed LP of the Ballad, but it cost more than I make in a whole summer at the Hokey Pokey Bowl."
"I don't wanna ever hear those words paired together again." - âTeen and Agatha Harkness[src]
The Hokey Pokey Bowl is an establishment in Eastview, New Jersey.
History[]
Billy Kaplan's Job[]
The Hokey Pokey Bowl hired Billy Kaplan to work for them as a summer job. Kaplan attempted to use his earnings to buy Lorna Wu and the Coral Shore, but the establishment did not pay enough for Kaplan to buy it. Kaplan explained this to Agatha Harkness, who expressed disgust for the Hokey Pokey Bowl's name.[1]