Volstagg (Earth-616)/Quotes

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And now, invigorated by my cunning... inspired by my daring... thou mayst join thy hero... for the final battle!

—Thor Vol 1 144

As thou dost wish, child -- though the heart -- of noble Volstagg yearns always -- for battle -- z-zzzzzzz

—Thor Vol 1 204

Then off with thee! And when thou dost strike--- Strike one for Volstagg!

—Thor Vol 1 212

'By my hag wife's cursed glare!

—Thor Vol 1 216

The Lion of Asgard shall thrill to see the Golden Realm, my friends ... yet there are some Earthly delights I would savor yet again before we are gone!

—Power Pack Vol 1 15

Then these children shall want for nothing ever again! Give them to me. They shall sit at my table and eat my bread and be as the sons of Volstagg and Gudrun.

—Thor Vol 1 372

Attack if thou wilt... but do so quietly! Terrible is the pounding within my head!

—Mighty Thor Vol 1 410

Thor was God of Thunder no longer. After wearing the title in name only, Thor suddenly became the All-Father, god of gods and greatest of the great.

—Thor Vol 2 57

Excuse us...but we heard...we heard there was cake, and, well...what unfortunate day's events are not made gladder by cake?

—Thor Vol 3 5

You're speaking to Volstagg the Great and Heimdall the...also great! We can hear a fly buzzing from sixteen leagues away! We can hear the rumble of a frost giant farting on the other side of a mountain! Of course we can hear you! What do you want?!

—Thor Vol 3 9

Do you know you smell much the same as I do, furry one? What a hard life you must have led.

—Thor Vol 1 601

Gentlemen! I am out of pork rinds. ... Also, there are questions here, my own answers to which I find fascinating. They concern your feelings regarding observing yourself disrobed in the mirror.

—Siege: Embedded Vol 1 2

What dolt would waste a good water skin by filling it with water? This is mead, girl! Good Vanaheim mead! Go on! Drink it! It'll put hair on your che-- uh-- That is to say --

—Warriors Three Vol 1 3

Space? No, no, no, I was talking about a different war entirely. ... Fine! So be it. Dress up like machines and go fight one that would eat us whole. I cannot think of anything more boring. The great Volstagg shall stand alone against the assembled death-legions of Broxton alone if he has to!

—Mighty Thor Vol 2 3

The world is not always good. I tell the stories to make them feel better. I tell the stories to make myself feel better, too. They are children. They are innocents. And innocents I wish them to remain. At least a while longer. I wish all children could remain so.

—Journey Into Mystery Vol 1 630

Our fellow Senators believe if they talk incessantly, no one will notice how frightened they are. Where have I seen that before? The Congress of Worlds will not save Alfheim, my Lady Jane. I fear this Congress cannot even save itself.

—Mighty Thor Vol 3 1

In the battle of Muspelheim versus Mjolnir, I believe the outcome is clear. All hail the hammer.

—Mighty Thor Vol 3 22

Trust her not, mine gullible companions! Yon fiendish apparition be evil personified! Her only wish is to slay us!

—Oldar (Earth-616)

Many there are who assume that I eat only to escape a nagging shrew of a wife. Nonsense! I eat only because I enjoy it!

—Volstagg (Earth-616)

Volstagg	Forsooth, Canst thou not take a simple jest?
Fandral	Stand thee aside, Voluminous One! My steel shall strike for thee!
Hogun the Grim	SO SHALL MY MACE!
Volstagg	Fandral! Hogun! There is no need -- But, since thou art here Valorous Volstagg shall turn about and guard the rear!

—Thor Vol 1 176

Volstagg	I hear thy call, grim Hogun! And like the wind I hasten to you side!
Hogun	If it be so.. Why movest thou so slow obese one?

—Thor Vol 1 180

Odin	Now to do what must be done -- I summon vociferous Volstagg.
Voluminous Volstagg	I hear and obey, my liege! Volstagg stands ready! Let lesser men tremble!
Fandral the Fleet	Volstagg, sire? A time like this for royal jest?

—Thor Vol 1 189

Hogun the Grim	Let the Blackguards taste my mace!
Voluminous Volstagg	As for Volstagg -- He will bravely guard the rear - Urrf!
Fandral the Fleet	Work well done, Fat One --

—Thor Vol 1 194

Fandral the Fleet	And thou shalt battle beside us this time, Great Mouth -- Not behind us as ere before!
Voluminous Volstagg	Verily thou dost insult me!
Hogun	Verily, thou art a great weight!

—Thor Vol 1 211

Thor	Sigurd. He still lives.
Tyr	The legend of legends... alive!
Frandal	The first hero. In the flesh!
Volstagg	The blade of Bor!
Loki	For reals.
Ikol	"For reals". Oh woe.

—Exiled Vol 1 1

Ulik	Sonuva Norn... cracked my damn knuckleduster on your... what in the Hel is that beard made out of? Uru?
War Thor	Rage. Rage and pain and fire and the blood of children. War. I am made of war, little troll. Because of monsters like you.

—Mighty Thor Vol 3 21

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