Jingoism Act Renewed Flag burning now outlawed and wiretapping totally cool
TJ Barry
Ushering in a whole new wave of pro-America feeling, 30,000 new N.O.O.S.E agents were sworn in to help defend the homeland. In what are promised to be intense interrogation techniques by federal agents, the extension of the Jingoism Act removes the checks and balances that were hindering protecting America. Another part of the provision includes throwing out all history books that might indicate abandoning a free republic to be a bad idea.
Some are concerned about the new measure, but the President set the country at ease, "Sleep tight America. Your government has everything under control," President Lawton said at the swearing-in ceremony, then issued a maniacal laugh that made pigeons fly startled from rooftops. Brown people are not the only problem. Eastern Europeans and Russians, once left to fight amongst themselves, are now coming to America and creating crime syndicates. Officials said that they are considering setting up a new task force to deal with the problem.
