Widdle Ol Me

Gideon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight. Such a gift! I have a vision. I predict you'll soon all say, "Aw!".

Crowd: (with the sound of sighing men) Aw!

Mabel: It came true!

Dipper: What? I'm not impressed.

Mabel: You're impressed!

Gideon: Hit it, Dad!

Woman: Ahh!

(Gideon begins to sing his song when the other women, including the one with a chair beat her up.)

Gideon: Oh, I can see what others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!

Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!
(He touches his amulet)
(Crowd rises seemingly unintentionally)

Dipper: Wha—? 'How did he—?

Gideon: Keep it going!

You wish your son would call you more

Old lady: I'm leaving everything to my cats!

Cat: Meow!

Gideon: I sense that you've been here before

Sheriff Blubs: Oh, what gave it away?

Dipper: Come on.

Gideon: I'll read your mind if I'm able
Something tells me your name’s Mabel

Mabel: How'd he do that?
(Mabel is wearing a sweater with her name on it)

Gideon:
So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy
And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!

Oh, my goodness!

Thank you, you people are the real miracles!

Mabel: Woo! Yeah, ha ha!