Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!
DNC Moderators
The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.
The Rules, Briefly
Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.
- You may vote only once.
- You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
- If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
- If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section. Anonymous votes are only worth half as much as a registered user's vote.
- To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
- Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
- If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
- Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.
Last Man Standing
Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:
- If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
- If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
- Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.
Week 385: Last Man Standing Round 106: Sabin vs Red XIII
Week 384: Donald "Kefka" Trump versus Bernie "Leo" Sanders
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Two candidates who will decide the future of the world, and of the wiki.
One believes it's time for Gestahl to be strong again, time to make Vector great again. "We have to be strong. We can't be the weak country anymore. We have to get rid of all this political correctness. We have to build a wall and Narshe will pay for it!" He has also called for a temporary ban on Figaro citizens from entering, due to their ties with the Returner terrorists. His policy on wikis is on a crackdown on illegal anons from editing. "When Wikia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing spam, they're bringing page blanking. They're vandals. And some, I assume, are good editors." This candidate's name is Donald "Kefka" Trump, whose hands are certainly not too small for this job. The other believes there's a different problem in the country. "The Vector people are tired of the billionaires on Jidoor Street rigging our economy in their favour. There is a broken criminal justice system which is unfair on magi." He is calling for universal Relics for all and free magicite tuition. He has also called for an alliance with the Espers. On wikis, he believes there are no issues. "The Vector people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn edits!" This candidate is general Leo, although colleague, Celes, has kindly asked him to watch his tone. |
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Votes for Donald Kefka 2016
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Votes for General Bernie 2016
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Peanut GalleryIf Kefka is elected, how do you guys plan to celebrate? ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:50, April 1, 2016 (UTC)
Because we seem to have forgotten to update this week anyway, this will remain the current fight until Monday and/or Tuesday. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 23:44, April 1, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 383: Birthday Week: ScatheMote vs Everything Else
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I was told like 12 hours ago to update because it was Scathe's birthday (I think it was my turn anyway???)
I don't think this is what the other DNC committee people meant. |
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Votes for Lord Scathus
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Votes for things that aren't Lord Scathus
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Peanut GallerySoo... No one gonna react to my little Gau joke? Was it not that funny or did evryone miss it? MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 15:24, March 21, 2016 (UTC) @Ffgamesftw: Looks more like the symbol of you not paying attention to what's written above the frog, I think. -- Some Color Mage ~ (Talk) 08:49, March 22, 2016 (UTC) So, if this ends in a tie, does that mean Scathe still wins since everything that isn't him couldn't actually beat him? King of Noobs 00:40, March 30, 2016 (UTC) |
Week 382: Bark Bark I'm a Wolf Week: Red XIII vs Gau
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Gau Final Fantasy VI ANIMAL MAN LOSES |
Back in the good old days of the Roman Empire, people would have gladiators fight and kill lions to the roaring sound of spectators.
This is exactly what's going on here, except there are no Romans, no gladiators, no lions, and no spectators. There is a man who thinks he's an animal and an animal who thinks he's a man. and a colosseum, I guess. |
Red "Anakin Skywalker" XIII Final Fantasy VII MAN ANIMAL WINS | |||
Votes for Gau
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Votes for Red XIII
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Peanut GalleryUr welcome, FF Wiki :D MechaKaiser, who else? (talk) 06:06, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
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Older Fights!
You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.
DRAGON'S NECK COLOSSEUM ARCHIVES |
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I - II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII - IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV - XVI - XVII - XVIII - XIX - XX - XXI - XXII - XXIII - XXIV - XXV - XXVI - XXVII - XXVIII - XXIX - XXX - XXXI - XXXII - XXXIII - XXXIV - XXXV - XXXVI - XXXVII - XXXVIII - XXXIX - XL |
April Fools - LMS Championship |