Harvest Dinner/Gallery

"Sorry, I was in the middle of a staring contest with a spider."

"It's tough, 'cause they got so many eyes..."

"What?! You think I can't focus long enough to do the job right?!"

"And do you think I'm too old that my memory's bad?! Huh?!"

"What? No! Besides, five seconds ago neither one of you wanted to go!"

"Well, we changed our minds!"

"Why, I never!"

"He thinks we're dull enough to just sit here and watch a pie!"

"Yeah, this is a bogus job!"

"What's it gonna do?"

"Run away?" (Thanks to that rooster, it does.)

"This stupid pie's too stupid for legs!"

"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, STUPID PIE!"

"All right, pal..."

"I'll give ya one last chance to talk."

"Strong silent type, huh?"

"I've dealt with your kind before."

"No, wait! The broth --"

"HASNT SIMMERED YET!"

"Be strong, Bill. Be strong for the stew."

"Ta-da!"

"Nope."

"Ta-da!"

"NOPE!!"

"Ta-da!"

"Well, five more times oughta do it."

"Look at her: so naïve, so unsuspecting.

"I can't wait to see the look on her face when we get to Dad first..."

"...and give him the papaya and --"

"...wait. That's..."

"That's not a papaya!" (It's PAPRIKA.)

"Is that what we were supposed to get!?"

"What are we gonna do?!"

"There's no time to go back to the store!"

"All we gotta do is switch our papaya for..."

"...Tilly's thing!"

"Meow."

Cricket: "DA-DA-DA-DAAAAA!"

"This is empty."

"Empty?!"

"But how?!"

Tilly: "DA-DA-DA-DAAAAA!"

"I knew they'd pull something like this!"

"So I hid the paprika in my pocket for safekeepin'."

"Here you go, Papa."

"Oh...it was red sand."

"'Fraid sayin' that was my second guess."

"Uh...well...thank you, Tilly."

"But you two!"

"You should be ashamed of yourselves!"

"What about the job I actually asked you to do?!"

"WHO WAS WATCHIN' THE PIE!?!"

"Oh, come on, Dad. We all know that wasn't a real job!"

"The pie's coolin' on the windowsill..."

"...right where we left it."

What the -- THE PIE IS GONE!

"It's GONE?!"

"THAT WAS A REAL JOB?!"

"Well, of course it was!!"

"There are all sorts of critters that could get into that pie!"

"Cats, the goat,"

"Or most likely that mean ol' rooster."

"That's why I gave you two the job!!"

"You could've defended the pie, where Tilly probably would've shared it with the animals!!!"

"It's true I would."

"So you...did trust us?"

"Well, yeah. Different people are suited for different jobs."

"Yup, everyone has their own way of goin' about things."

"Well, I sure do feel like a dog in a cone."

And here we have the introduction of the Greens' mean rooster Cogburn.