Clubbed/Gallery

"So, in conclusion, the moon is actually a giant, psychic brain that controls the stock market."

"And that is why I don't drink out of cups."

"Wow!"

"I'll never drink out of cups again."

"Hey! Whyyyyyy?!"

"Sorry, Cricket. It's the moon's fault."

"Uuuuggghhh!!!!!"

"Gloria, can you help me clean this up?!"

"Sorry, Cricket."

"But I've got places to be. What do you think?"

"You look like a dazzling flower growing from a bed of rainbows and starlight."

"Also, your shoes are cuuuuute!"

"So, what's the occasion?"

"I'm going to That Hot New Nightclub Downtown."

"There's gonna be music, dancing..."

"No Cricket..."

Oh, please!!

"And the best part is, all my new friends are gonna be there."

"It's gonna be the best girls' night ever!"

"Oh, and Cricket, be sure to close up tonight."

"Oh, what?!"

"Latah!"

"A night club? Sounds fun!"

"What should we wear?"

"Us? We're not going."

"Of course we are. Didn't 'cha hear what Gloria said?"

"Wha...?"

"All my new friends will be there."

"Friends will be there."

"Fr-ends."

*wink*

"OMG!"

"SHE MEANT US!"

"Of course! That wink was so clear!"

If we don't go to that nightclub..."

"...she will be crushed!"

"Well, all right."

"Let's go clubbing!"

"YEAH!"

"Do you know what a nightclub is?"

"Not a clue."

Meanwhile, at the Greens' house.

Poor Cricket, all the the way home exhausted.

He really need to rest.

"Uh...rough day?"

"The WORST!"

"Ugh..."

"you're so lucky you don't have a job."

"I...have a job."

"Ugh, I can't even talk about it!"

"I just wanna relax and watch a movie!"

"A MOVIE!?"

"Oh, thank you."

"So, what are we watchin'?"

"My all-time favorite movie. It's a classic..."

"Constellation Battles!"
(Parody to Star Wars franchise)

Nice title card. I guess Disney really did give them permission to parody their property.

"Whoa! Cool!"

"Ha! You think that's cool?"

"Just wait'll the spaceship explodes!"

"It comes outta nowhere!"

"Oh-oh!"

"That was it!!"

"Were you surprised?"

"No. You just told me it was gonna happen!"

"Oh, right."

"Just got a little excited."

"It won't happen again."

"Hmm..."

Whoa! When Gloria said "That Hot New Nightclub Downtown", she really meant it!

"Wow."

Tilly: "This place is lovely!"

"And look at all these people!"

"Too bad most of them are vampires."

"Luckily, I brought garlic water."

"There she is!"

"Hahahahaha! Oh, my gosh, Keightlynne, Kaity-Lynn, and Caitlin with a "C"!"

"You're! So! Funny!"

"Selfie with my girls!"

"Oh my gosh, guys,"

"...that was so..."

"...Cute?"

"The party has arrived."

"Gloria, do you...know them?"
(Tilly's voice actress also voiced Kaity-Lynn)

"No, I've never seen them in my life."

"Do you children need help finding your parents?"

"Well, I --"

Gloria: "No? Okay!"

"Well, just go, then!"

"Well, that was weird."

"Gloria didn't seem to remember who we were."

"Mmm, I've seen this before, and it's no good."

"Gloria's got...amnesia."

"Wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaa?!?!?"

"Fly, Dante, Fly!"

"Wha-look out!"

"Oh, dang, that was close!"

"Whew! Good thing they've got that old guy to guide 'em. He's my favorite character."

"Well, don't get too attached. He does not make it to the end."

"Father, can we refrain from talking for the rest of the movie..."

"...to avoid any surprises?"

"Oh! No problem! Old Daddy-O will keep his lips sealed!"

"Mmm?" (pretends to zip his mouth shut)

"Thank you."

"These galaxy crystals possess immense power."

"Do not let them fall into the wrong hands."

"And Dante,"

"...there is one more thing I must tell you."

Dante: "What is it, Old Man?"

"Okay, but when you stare at me like that, I know something's gonna happ --"

Dante: "Starra, you're my sister?!?"

(gasps) "Whaaaaaat?"

"So then my boss was like,"

""Yuh-huh,""

"and I was like,"

""Nuh-uh!""

And they all laughs.

Gee, Gloria, you don't need to laughing that hard.

"Girl, you need some water."

"Andromeda, I think you're right."

"Our dear, sweet Gloria has lost her memory!"

"I hate being right!"

"I'M JUST CURSED WITH SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE!"

"What are we gonna do?"

"Well, we all know that one gets amnesia..."

"...by getting bonked on the head."

"So, it only stands to reason that a secondary bonk of equal force..."

"...will cancel out the initial bonk..."

"...and regain her memories!"

"Oh, so we've just gotta hit her on the head real hard?"

"Precisely."

Guess Tilly and Andromeda is doing this the hard way.

Tilly's shaking the soda...

...and pop the cap to aim at Gloria.

Searching for target.

Target acquires.

Fire!

Nope. They missed her.

DANG IT! Time for Plan B.

They're about to hit her with a fire extinguisher...

...but didn't hold much longer.

Backfire again.

She's still have a great time.

Time for Plan C then. (Also, note Ron and Ron's wife in the lower right.)

That ship looks awfully familiar to the Death Star.

"You've only delayed the inevitable."

"Once I find the last galaxy crystal..."

"THE UNIVERSE WILL BE MINE!"

Bill: (imitating Dark Star) "Then all shall tremble before..."

"...the might of Dark Star!"

"Huh? Oh!"

"One of the best scenes is comin' up!"

"Oh, you're gonna love this!!

"Ha-ha...I'm sure I will,"

"but I bet I'd enjoy it even more..."

"...if I had some popcorn?"

"Ooh! Great idea, son!"

"Be back in a sec!"

"Heh-heh..."

"...finally!"

Bill: "Come on, kernels! Pop faster!"

"I'm gonna miss the part where Dante finds out he's secretly a crystal!"

"Hmm?!?"

Dante: "Wait -- I was a crystal the whole time!?!"

"Hmmmmmm?!?!?"

"Huh, whaaaaaaaaat!?!?"

"THAT'S IT!"
RAGE QUIT!

"Cricket's done!"
Guess Cricket won't be able to finish watching the rest of the movie then.

"Oh, did I miss it?"

"Uh...Cricket?"

"Okay, coast is clear."

"Let's go over the plan one more time."

"Once Gloria's in position,"

"I drop..."

"...the bowling ball..."

"...onto the seesaw..."

"...to activate the lighter, which ignites the birthday candle..."

"...and burns through this rope."

"The rope releases the mallet..."

"...that swings right into the dominoes,"

"...which turns on the fan,"

"...which activates knife car."

"Knife car then sails to the end of the platform..."

"...and knocks the weight off the ledge,"

"...triggiering the garden shears to cut the rope,"

"...which drops the chandelier,"

"...and boom --"

"...mission accomplished."

"All right, let's get started."

"So okay, he just doesn't wear shoes?"

"Never."

"Isn't that like a -- health code violation or something?"

"That's what I'm saying!"

"Huh?"

"Oh, hello."

"Uh..."

"I'll be right back!"

"Gotcha!"

"Looks like my luck is finally changing."

Andromeda: "TILLY, NOW!"

"Huh."

"That rope is...stronger than anticipated."

Gloria: "TILLY GREEN!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Hey...she remembers your name!"

"Wait -- you're cured of your amnesia?

"Amnesia?"

"That's not even a thing!"

"Oh-ho, that's what they want you to think."

"But earlier, you didn't remember us."

"I was pretending not to recognize you..."

"...so you wouldn't embarrass me in front of my new friends!"

"And you? I don't even know you!"

"I'm Andromeda."

"But I thought we were also your friends."

"No, you're just annoying little kids!"

Great, now you just hurt their feelings.

Bouncer: "HEY! YOU THREE!"

"You need to get out of my club immediately!"

"Three? I'm not with them!"

"I think I know a group of friends when I see one."

"Come on, let's go!"

Look like she about to do karate on him.

"Oh, you wanna go?"

"Boy, you messed with the wrong --"

Yep, they've been butt-kicked by the Bouncer and kick out of the club.

"Shoulda went for the shins. They're the eyes of the legs."

"AND STAY OUT!"

"Gloria, I'm sorry we got you kicked out of the club and assumed we were friends. I just --"

"I thought we got along really well."

"We really messed up."

"Look, I didn't mean what I said."

"I was just really hoping this night would go well, and I wanted those girls to like me."

"I've had a hard time making friends in Big City. Tonight felt like the perfect opportunity to make some."

"Oh Gloria, we were right there with you."

"This will probably come as a shock, but we also have a hard time makin' friends."

"Oh, no! My juice is leaking out!"

"Hmm. Thanks, guys. You're not too bad."

"Well, guess I'll head home..."

"...and take off my remaining shoe."

"Gloria, remain in your human form!"

"Yeah, we're gonna give you the girls' night you deserve!"

Cricket: "Dante, I'm Crystal Man, and...I'm your new cousin? Probably?"

"Ugh!! Writing is hard!"

"Hey, son...?"

"You here to somehow spoil this, too?"

"No, I just came to apologize for ruinin' the movie."

"I really like that movie, and I wanted you to like it, too."

"But...it seems I got a little carried away."

"Oh Dad, it was more than a little."

"So you got a little excited..."

"...and messed things up for everyone."

"It's okay! I been there!"

"It's kinda my whole thing!"

"And you know what? That movie was really cool."

"I'd like to finish watching it with you."

"Really?"

"Yeah, but under one condition."

"Thank you for all your help, Gleebor."

"Gleebor, Gleebor, you're welcome!"

"...My son."

Most of the actors are parody to the real-life Star Wars actors.

The crew members as well.

"Wow! What a twist!"

"Well put, Dad. Well put."

"There's no way we're getting past that bouncer."

"Oh, don't worry."

"I can take him."

"No, no, no."
"Nope, we're not gonna use those!"

"Let's try something a little more..."

"...subtle."

"A bouncy ball?"

"Everyone knows bouncers can't resist bouncy balls."

"It's in the name, after all."

"Hey, you! You're like me!"

"We're the same, we're the sa-ame!!"

"Come back here, friend!"

"So then I was like, "That was unexpected!""

"Am I right, Gloria?"

"It feels so empty without her angelic laugh."

"What are we laughing at? What's the joke?"

"Uh...Gloria,"

"...who are you with?"

"Hmm? Oh, them?"

"Uh, they're uh..."

"Just a couple of kids on their way out."

"Y'all have a good night."

"Actually,"

"...these are my friends, Tilly and Andromeda."

"And I was thinking they could hang out with us tonight."

Bouncer: "HEY!"

"I thought I kicked you three out!"

"I'm not lettin' any of you three..."

"...cause any more damage!"

"First, the spilled drinks..."

"And then the fire extinguisher..."

"And what the -- ?! You painted all over my floor?!"

"Oh -- oh -- and now you're not even lookin' at me!"

"My eyes are down here! Now you're just bein' rude."

"What are you even lookin' at?!"

"Huh?"

"Ohh..."

"Where am I?"

"WHO am I?"

"He got amnesia!"

"Told you it was a thing."

"Oh...!!"

"Your name is Valumus Grimmsberry. You're the head snake charmer at the Big City Zoo."

"Now go on, you don't wanna be late for work."

"Okay, thank you!"

"Gloria, your friends are like, super awesome!"

"Let's get down on this dance floor!!"

"Drinks on me!"

And they all enjoy their dances.