I'm at work playing hookie here and the best I can do is a Drug Book....So we're gonna modify T-T some this week.
I'm gonna name a couple of medications and you're gonna make up what you think they do to the body.
oxymorphone
vanquish
voltaren
yohimbine
zyvox
HAVE FUN!
Just in case this is your first time by here on a Thesaurus Thursday, the "rules" of Thesaurus Thursday are as follows:
First and foremost, leave as many funny definitions for either word (or both) as you can think up in the comments!! The ones that make me laugh the hardest will be given the Silly Goose Award.
Next, if you know (or think you know) the true definitions without looking them up then be sure and leave those in the comments too!! All definitions that are correct (or close enough for government work and Mighty Mom) will win the Smarty Pants Award!
Awards will be given out in Monday's post, so don't forget to come and see if you won!
5 comments:
Oxymorphone - cleans out all those neasty morphones that are bogging you down!
Vanquish - Got an ill? take Vanquish and just like that - they're gone!
Voltaren - Remember the old 80's cartoon, Voltron? This drug is for those who suffer from thinking they are a giant Japanese mecha robot and Defender of the Universe!
Yohimbine - Herbal extract for when you're bound up.
Zyvox - Eliminate those nasty voxes ... whatever they might be!
Sorry, I'm really reaching for pithy answers this morning! I don't think my imagination got up with the rest of me when I got out out of bed earlier!
oxymorphone - For those headaches that come from phone calls with morons.
vanquish-To eliminate stretch marks!
voltaren- For a high voltage charge to your system, better than coffee
yohimbine-uh....dunno...
zyvox- To rid yourself of the pox???
Oxymorphone--treats confusion brought on by conflicting instructions given at work.
Vanquish--relieves anxiety caused by watching movers try to squeeze your entire household inventory into a too-small moving van.
Voltaren--prescription speed.
Yohimbine--diet aid for yoyo dieters. Actually derived from the herb himbine, a distant cousin of the columbine flower.
Zyvox--a useless medication put out by pharmaceutical companies who ran out of letters. Comparable to snake oil
Oxymorphone- Fake Oxycontin.
Vanquish- The sound made by a Van involved in an accident.
Voltaren- Voltair's younger sister.
Yohimbine- derivation of ghetto slang, meaning a quick combination of "Yo, Him behind ya"...
Zyvox-the failed company that followed Magnavox.
OK, Here goes,
Oxymorphone is what morons use to discuss oxymorons.
Vanquish, is what happens when you squish a bug on the sidewalk and it vanishes. Look on the bottom of your shoe
Voltaren is what electricians study in electric school
Yohimbine is actually mispelled it is Yo him mine! and that is what a ghetto gal says when another girl is looking at her boyfriend.
zyvox I got NO idea
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