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This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Momma Robotnik Returns".

[The episode begins outside the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Mothers, which resembles a prison. Thunder booms and lightning flashes as the camera zooms in on it. The camera moves over to the gate as thunder booms and lightning flashes again, then the camera moves down to a room with a door labelled, C-5A. Momma Robotnik breaks the door down, and thunder booms and lightning flashes again. Police sirens sound as the camera moves past two searchlight towers.]

P.A. System: Inmate escape! Inmate escape!

[Momma Robotnik runs up to the wall and breaks through it. She then runs away into the forest, and the camera moves back to the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Mothers. The screen then transitions to a view of the forest the next morning as a Milk Delivering Cow driving a flying milk truck travels across the road.]

Milk Delivering Cow: Get your fresh Moobius Dairy's milk!

[Momma Robotnik's shadow can be seen behind a tree, and she waves her right hand to signal the Milk Delivering Cow, who stops his flying milk truck near her He then tips his hat to her with his right hand.]

Milk Delivering Cow: Good Moorning, Ma'am! I've got fresh milk, fresh butter, fresh eggs. What do you want?

Momma Robotnik: I want your hovertruck!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Dr. Robotnik is flying his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft alongside Scratch and Grounder, who are driving their truck up the mountain. They turn a corner.]

Dr. Robotnik: Be careful, chips-for-brains!

Scratch: Yeah, Grounder!

[Scratch swats Grounder with his right hand, and Grounder grunts.]

Scratch: We could have been hurt!

Robotnik: Forget you! I'm more worried about the cargo in the truck!

Grounder: Where are we taking this stuff, Dr. Robotnik?

[As Robotnik talks to Scratch and Grounder, they approach the Mobius Microwave Towers.]

Robotnik: To the Mobius Microwave Towers! I have a foolproof plan to bring all of Mobius to its knees!

[The camera moves down to Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder. Robotnik is now out of his Egg-O-Matic, Scratch is installing the transmitter, and Grounder has turned his right drill into a tow truck cable.]

Robotnik: With this microwave tower, I will control every machine on the planet!

Grounder: So how are we gonna stop Sonic from messing up our plans?

Robotnik: Don't be ridiculous! That horrid hedgehog can't possibly know where we are!

Sonic: Hi, guys!

[Robotnik stares in shock and screams at Sonic, who is leaning his right hand against the microwave tower, and Tails, who is leaning his left hand against it.]

Sonic: Up to your usual badnik stuff, huh?

Robotnik: Sonic, and that pesky fox!

Scratch and Grounder: Huh?

Robotnik: Attack! Destroy! Eliminate them!

[Grounder turns both his drills into lasers, and fires beams at Sonic and Tails, who stare in shock and scream. Sonic runs away, and Tails flies away just in time, as the beams hit the microwave tower. Robotnik runs up to Grounder.]

Robotnik: Stop firing! You'll hit the tower!

Grounder: So what do we do?

[Robotnik jumps into Scratch and Grounder's truck. He then presses a button on the control panel with his left index finger and pulls the lever back and forth with his right hand. The truck begins to transform.]

Robotnik: Yeow!

[Grounder stares in shock, and screams as his head spins clockwise. The truck has now transformed into a monster, and its tires have turned into claws.]

Robotnik: We grab that pesky hedgehog!

[The monster breathes fire.]

Robotnik: Or if that fails, we barbecue him!

[The monster rolls up to the Microwave Tower, and it pinches its right claw at Sonic, who is standing atop it.]

Sonic: Hey, no pinching! I hardly know you!

[Sonic jumps into the air, and Robotnik laughs evilly as the camera moves down to the bottom of the monster. Sonic, who is now disguised as a gas station attendant, runs down to the left rear tire, holding a hose in his left hand.]

Sonic: Check your air, sir?

[Sonic unscrews the cap to the tire with his right hand and puts the hose in the valve with his left hand. The hose inflates the tire immensely.]

Sonic: This tire is really low, but I'm gonna fix that!

Robotnik: No! Don't!

Sonic: You got a weak spot in that tire, Sir! I'll just go see if we have a new one!

[Sonic runs away, and the tire pops. Robotnik screams and grunts as the monster falls over. He groans in pain as he tries to crawl his way out of the rubble. Sonic then runs up to Robotnik.]

Sonic: Clean your windshield, sir?

[Sonic runs away, and Robotnik growls angrily.]

Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[Sonic runs up to Tails, who is flying near him.]

Sonic: That'll keep Robuttnik out of action for a while! Come on!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies alongside him. Robotnik stands up, and dusts off his left shoulder with his right hand.]

Robotnik: Huh?

[Momma Robotnik, who is now driving the Milk Delivering Cow's flying milk truck, lands it near Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Momma! You escaped again!

Momma Robotnik: Sonny! You messed up again! Didn't you?

Robotnik: We can get Sonic if we hurry!

[Momma Robotnik grabs Robotnik's right ear with her left hand and pulls it.]

Robotnik: Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Momma Robotnik picks up Robotnik with both her hands and puts him in the passenger seat of the flying milk truck.]

Momma Robotnik: Forget Sonic! It's you I want!

[Momma Robotnik flies the flying milk truck away, and the screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress. The camera zooms in on it, then cuts to a view inside, where Scratch and Grounder are standing near the control panel. The camera then moves to the left side of the screen, where Robotnik and Momma Robotnik are standing near a table.]

Robotnik: No, Momma! Stop!

[Momma Robotnik swats everything off the table with her right hand.]

Momma Robotnik: You dare tell me to stop?!

[As Robotnik talks to Momma Robotnik, he picks up a roll of tape with his left hand and catches a light bulb that flies through the air with his right.]

Robotnik: Well, uh, I only thought that, uh...

[Robotnik puts down the light bulb and the roll of tape, then grabs a purple jar that flies through the air with his right hand.]

Robotnik: You always like to clean house!

[Robotnik grabs an electric pencil sharpener that flies through the air with both his hands.]

Momma Robotnik: That's right! I'm cleaning house again! And the first worthless piece of trash to go is you!

[Momma Robotnik presses her right index finger against Robotnik's nose. Robotnik then covers his face with his left hand.]

Robotnik: Ow!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand.]

Grounder: Oh, isn't she sweet? I wish I had a mommy!

[As Robotnik talks to Momma Robotnik, they come across several boxes of spare parts.]

Robotnik: But Momma, I'm your son!

[Momma Robotnik picks up a box of spare parts with both her hands.]

Momma Robotnik: And I'm constantly embarrassed by that fact! All the girls at the home keep asking me, "When is your son going to get rid of Sonic?".

[Momma Robotnik tosses the box of spare parts out the window. She then turns to face Robotnik.]

Momma Robotnik: Since the answer is obviously, "Never", I decided to take over!

[Momma Robotnik walks up to the control panel, and Robotnik follows after her.]

Robotnik: You can't! Not now, when I'm the brink of my final triumph! Look, my machine control's super computer!

[Momma Robotnik walks up to Robotnik and smacks his face with her right hand. He groans as she hits him.]

Momma Robotnik: Get out of my way! What does it do?

Robotnik: It broadcasts a beam to the Mobius Microwave Towers, which disrupts the programming of every machine on Mobius, and allows me to control them!

[Scratch claps his hands in approval.]

Scratch: Nice presentation, your repulsiveness!

[Grounder nods his head, "Yes" in approval, and Robotnik takes a bow.]

Robotnik: Thank you! And the beauty part is, Sonic didn't notice that the transmitter is still connected to the microwave array!

Momma Robotnik: Meaning?

Robotnik: Meaning all I have to do is turn it on!

[Momma Robotnik rubs her chin with her left hand.]

Momma Robotnik: Hmmm. You may have somethin' here!

[Robotnik runs up to Momma Robotnik and bows at her feet.]

Robotnik: Oh! Then you'll let me stay? Oh, please let me stay! Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on...

[Before Robotnik can finish, Momma Robotnik kicks him out of his fortress, and into a tree.]

Robotnik: Yeow!

[Robotnik spins clockwise on a tree branch, then falls into a tree below. Robotnik grunts as the tree launches him into the air.]

Robotnik: Whoa! Whoa!

[Robotnik groans as he hits a cliff, then slides down into the mud. Scratch and Grounder, who have witnessed this, cheer as they clap their hands and drills together. Scratch holds up a card that says, 8.5 with both her hands, and Grounder holds up a card that says, 9.8 with both his drills. Momma Robotnik is now holding another box of spare parts over her head with both her hands and tosses it onto the ground as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all run up to her.]

Robotnik: This is my fortress! You can't do this to me!

Momma Robotnik: Oh, yes I can! I officially disown you, Robotnik! Scram! Meanwhile, I have a plan to deal with Sonic... hmm-hmm... permanently!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Momma Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Stop her, now!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to Momma Robotnik, who stares angrily at them. Robotnik chuckles evilly.]

Robotnik: I'll show you, Momma! You can't throw me out of my own house!

[Momma Robotnik puts her left arm over Scratch, and her right arm over Grounder.]

Momma Robotnik: My boys!

Scratch and Grounder: Momma!

[Robotnik sighs in exasperation. Coconuts then jumps up to Momma Robotnik.]

Coconuts: Me too! Me too!

Momma Robotnik: Coconuts! Do you want to join me?

[Coconuts jumps excitedly.]

Coconuts: Sure! I'll be your boy if I can get off sewer patrol!

Momma Robotnik: Okay, you're on the team!

Coconuts: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! What do I do?

[Momma Robotnik holds out both her arms, and Coconuts jumps into them. Momma Robotnik then pulls Coconuts forwards and tosses him into Robotnik's fortress.]

Coconuts: Whoa-ho-ho!

Momma Robotnik: Sewer patrol!

[Momma Robotnik then points her left index finger at Robotnik.]

Momma Robotnik: All right, team! Get this worthless piece of trash off my property!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder..]

Robotnik: You... you... traitors!

[Grounder fires a beam from the laser he turned his left hand into at Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Yeow!

[Grounder grins happily, and Robotnik walks away.]

Robotnik: All right, i'm going! But I shall return!

[The screen transitions to a view of Tails flying above a river. He flies into the air and plunges down to the river.]

Tails: Geronimo!

[Tails stops just above the river. A fish jumps out of it and high-fives Tails' right hand with his left fin.]

Tails: All right!

[Tails flies into the air, until Sonic calls for him.]

Sonic: Tails!

[Tails flies down to Sonic.]

Tails: Hi, Sonic! How do you like my new stuff?

Sonic: You're lookin' pretty sharp, kid, but this ain't the place! Read the sign!

[Sonic points his left thumb at the left side of the screen, and the camera moves over to a sign that says, NO FLY ZONE. Tails flies down to the sign and looks over it.]

Tails: "No Fly Zone"?

[Tails points his left index finger at the sign.]

Tails: Hey, that's just for kids! I'm a pro! Watch!

[Tails flies into the air. He then flies backwards.]

Tails: See?

[Tails flies into a tree.]

Tails: Ow!

[Tails falls and lands in the river below. He and the fish both poke their heads out of the water and spit out water. The camera moves over to the left side of the screen as Sonic walks to the edge. Tails swims up to him, and Sonic grabs his left hand with his right hand, then pulls him out.]

Sonic: The laws are there for a reason, little pal! You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey em'!

Tails: Sorry, Sonic! I shoulda known better!

[A Mail Delivery Beaver is seen riding a bicycle and holding a letter in his left hand. He rides his bicycle up to Sonic and Tails.]

Mail Delivery Beaver: I'm looking for Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: You found him! What's up?

[The Mail Delivery beaver hands Sonic the letter with his right hand. Sonic looks over the letter.]

Mail Delivery Beaver: You are! Up for a court date!

Sonic: What?! I've gotta appear in court?!

[The Mail Delivery Beaver gets back on his bike and waves his left hand at Sonic. He then drives it away.]

Mail Delivery Beaver: You got it! Have a nice day!

Sonic: I don't believe it! Somebody wants to adopt me?

[Sonic tosses the letter, and it flies through the air, being used as a transition to a view outside the Mobius Court House, which the camera zooms in on.]

Judge: Order! Order in the court!

[Inside the Court house, the camera zooms in on the Judge's podium, which Sonic and Tails are facing. The judge picks up his gavel with his right hand and pounds it, then picks up the paper with his right hand and adjusts his glasses with his left]

Judge: This court is now in session! The first matter before the court is the proposed adoption of Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: That's me, your honor, and I object! I don't want to be adopted!

Judge: I see. Uh, are you a minor?

Sonic: Nah, I'm a hedgehog!

[Tails chuckles. The judge then pounds his gavel with his right hand and holds up his left index finger.]

Judge: Hey! No laughing in my courtroom! I mean, are you an adult?

Sonic: No way!

[The Judge looks over the paper he is holding in his right hand.]

Judge: Well, then, in the absence of any adult supervision, and by provisions of Mobius Law, I approve the adoption!

[The judge sets the paper down on the podium.]

Tails: What?!

[Sonic turns to face the judge and points his left index finger at him.]

Sonic: Well, you can't do that!

Judge: Of course I can, I'm the judge!

Sonic: So, who adopted me?

[Momma Robotnik, who is disguised in a red ponytail wig and pink sunglasses, pushes the doors open with both her hands.]

Momma Robotnik: My little baby!

[Sonic turns to face Momma Robotnik.]

Sonic: Huh?

[Sonic jumps onto the podium and grabs the collar of the Judge's coat with his left hand as he points his right index finger at Momma Robotnik.]

Sonic: You can't do this, Judge! Under that disguise is my worst enemy! Well, next to the worst.

Judge: Sonic the Hedgehog, the decision of this court is final! This sweet and kindly woman is your new mother!

Sonic: I'll never go with you!

[Sonic screams as Momma Robotnik grabs him with both her hands and pulls him towards her.]

Momma Robotnik: Yes, you will! I own you!

[Sonic grunts as he tries to push himself out of Momma Robotnik's arms. He grunts again as Momma Robotnik squeezes him. A thought balloon then appears above Sonic, playing a scene from earlier in the episode, wherein he pulled Tails out of the river.]

Sonic: The laws are there for a reason, little pal! You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey em'!

[As the thought balloon disappears, Sonic is now standing atop a table, and holds both his hands out like stop signs.]

Sonic: Okay, okay, it's the law! I'll go along for now, but I'll use the law to fight you!

Momma Robotnik: I don't think you will, Hedgehog! Look!

[Momma Robotnik points her left index finger at the window. Sonic then walks up to the window and looks out it. He sees Scratch holding Tails back by his right hand with both his hands, and Grounder holding Tails back by his left hand with both his hands.]

Tails: Let me go! Let me go!

[Sonic gasps in horror. He then runs back to the Judge's podium and points his right index finger at the window.]

Sonic: Your honor, look at what she's doing to my pal!

[The Judge, who is holding his gavel in his left hand, pounds it on his podium.]

Judge: Next case!

[Sonic screams as Momma Robotnik grabs his left wrist with her right hand and pulls him away. Momma Robotnik walks away, carrying Sonic in her arms.]

Momma Robotnik: Time to go home, Son. Why don't you start calling me "Momma"?

[Momma Robotnik's butt is used as a transition to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, which the camera zooms in on.]

Momma Robotnik: And here are my new little boy's living quarters!

[Momma Robotnik and Sonic are shown alongside Miss Sniffed, a skunk social worker whose hair is shaped like a beehive, complete with actual bees buzzing around it. She is holding a clipboard in her left hand.]

Momma Robotnik: I hope this will do, Miss Sniffed!

[Momma Robotnik opens the door with her left hand. Sonic looks inside and sees his bedroom is designed like a little boy's bedroom, completed with bunk beds, a fooseball table, a gumball machine, a race car track, a block, stacking rings, a beach ball, and a rocket hanging from the ceiling. Momma Robotnik closes the door, revealing a SPACE GUY poster to be behind it.]

Miss Sniffed: Mmmm, yes. We at Mobius Adoption Services believe the home environment is critical! That's why the judge sent me to inspect!

Momma Robotnik: Oh, I agree! Being a good mother is so important to me! Uh, may I show you out?

Miss Sniffed: I will want to check on the young hedgehog's progress now and then!

[Momma Robotnik and Miss Sniffed walk away together. Sonic runs after them, and Momma Robotnik watches as Miss Sniffed walks out of Robotnik's fortress.]

Momma Robotnik: Oh, drop by anytime, Miss Sniffed!

[Momma Robotnik pulls out a hankerchief with her right hand and waves it at Miss Sniffed. She then runs inside and closes the doors. She then removes her disguise with both her hands and tosses it aside.]

Momma Robotnik: Now I got you just where I want you! Uh, but first, Sonic, meet your new stepbrothers!

[Sonic gasps and turns to face Scratch and Grounder, who the camera moves to. As they walk up to Sonic, Grounder turns his right drill into a hand.]

Grounder: Hey, little brother!

[Scratch looks down at Sonic.]

Scratch: Wanna play? Bwahaha!

[Sonic grabs Scratch's comb with both his hands and ties it together like a bonnet. Scratch grunts as he does this!]

Sonic: Not with you!

Momma Robotnik: Be nice to your brother! Don't hurt him too much... yet!

[Sonic runs away as Scratch jumps at him. Scratch hits a wall.]

Scratch: Ow-how-how!

Sonic: Yeah, don't hurt me too much!

[Sonic runs counter-clockwise around Grounder.]

Grounder: Hey, stop it! You're making me dizzy!

[Sonic runs away as Grounder continues spinning, causing his pieces to fly into the air.]

Sonic: No way! Robotnik already did that!

[Grounder stops spinning, and grunts as he falls over. Momma Robotnik is now at the control panel and presses a button on it with her left index finger. A view of Tails in a prison cell shows up onscreen. His tails are handcuffed together so he can't fly away. Momma Robotnik turns to face Sonic and points her right thumb at the screen.]

Momma Robotnik: You'd better take a look, Sonic, or bad things'll happen to Tails!

[A trap door opens slowly in Tails' cell, and Tails tries to remove the handcuff over his left tail with both his hands, but to no avail. Tails grunts as he falls through the trap door, holding onto the edge of it with both his hands.]

Sonic: All right, just don't hurt him!

[Tails climbs back up to the edge of the trap door just in time as it closes. Momma Robotnik then presses a button on the control panel with her left index finger. The screen shuts off as she points her right thumb at it.]

Momma Robotnik: Cooperate, and Tails will be fine! Take him to his room! He'll need some rest before work begins!

[Scratch is now holding Sonic's left arm with both his hands, and Grounder is holding his right arm with his left hand as they carry Sonic to his bedroom.]

Scratch: Don't you just love it when the bad guys win?

[Grounder chuckles.]

Grounder: Yeah!

[Scratch and Grounder approach Sonic's bedroom, and Scratch opens the door with his left hand.]

Sonic: Oh, well. At least I get a cool room in this dump!

[Grounder is now holding a lever with his right hand, and shakes his head, "No" as Scratch talks.]

Scratch: In your dreams, Hedgehog! This is just to impress that busy-body social worker!

[Grounder pulls the lever, and Sonic's bedroom transforms into a prisoner's cell. Scratch is now holding Sonic by his quills with his right hand.]

Sonic: I love what you've done with the place!

[Sonic screams as Scratch kicks him with his right foot, and Sonic lands near the bottom bunk.]

Grounder: I'm glad, cause you're gonna be here a long time!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he uses to wave at Sonic with. Scratch then shuts the door with his right hand, and he and Grounder both laugh evilly. Sonic climbs onto the bottom bunk.]

Sonic: What a bummer! I've been in tight spots before, but this is one of the tightest!

[The screen fades to black, then to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, which the camera zooms in on. Momma Robotnik, who is holding her purse in her right hand, points her left index finger at the giant golden Robotnik statue.]

Momma Robotnik: Sonic, I want you to wash this statue!

[The camera moves up to the top of the statue.]

Momma Robotnik: And if you don't, you know what'll happen to your little friend!

[Momma Robotnik sets down her purse and picks up a bucket with her right hand and a rag with her left, both of which she hands to Sonic.]

Momma Robotnik: Now get to work!

[Sonic gears up to run.]

Sonic: I feel the need, the need for speed!

[The camera moves up to the top of the statue as Sonic runs around it really fast. When Sonic runs away, the statue shines. He then runs back to Momma Robotnik.]

Sonic: All done! Can me and Tails go now?

Momma Robotnik: Get real! Then scrub the floors, wash the walls, cook dinner, iron my clothes, make my bed...

[Sonic points his right thumb at himself.]

Sonic: I don't do windows!

Momma Robotnik: And wash the windows!

[Sonic jumps and spins, which is used as a transition to the next scene. The camera moves up to an open window that Sonic is hanging from by his left hand as he washes it with a rag he his holding in his right.]

Sonic: Phew! I bet Robotnik never cleaned these windows!

[Grounder, who has turned his right drill into a flathead screwdriver, rolls up to the other end of the window.]

Grounder: You don't need to finish that window, Sonic! It's gonna break when it hits the ground anyway!

[Sonic gasps as he watches Grounder unscrews the right screw to the window with his screwdriver. This causes the right half of the window to fall.]

Sonic: Yeow!

[Sonic waves his legs rapidly as he tries to climb back onto the window.]

Sonic: Momma Robotnik's gonna be awful mad about the mess I'm gonna make!

[The camera moves up to Grounder, who nods his head, "No".]

Grounder: No, not really. She's the one who sent me to give you a bad time!

[As Grounder tries to unscrew the left screw with his screwdriver, Sonic whips his rag, which gets tangled in Grounder's screwdriver.]

Grounder: Hey!

[Sonic's rag pulls him up to the top of the window. Grounder stares in shock and screams when he sees Sonic, then falls off the window from the inside.]

Grounder: Help!

[Grounder groans in pain as he hits the ground with a crash. Sonic then walks up to the top of the window, and the screen transitions to a view of the back of Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. It then cuts to a view inside, and moves over to the right side of the screen, where Sonic, who is holding a mop in his right hand, is at the control panel, watching Tails on the screen.]

Tails: What are we gonna do, Sonic?

Sonic: I'll think of something! The important thing is, you're safe as long as I cooperate with Big Momma!

Momma Robotnik (heard over the intercom): No talking! Get to work!

Sonic: Catch you later, Tails!

[Sonic presses a button on the control panel with his left index finger.]

Tails: See you, Sonic!

[The screen shuts off as Sonic, who is now holding the mop in both his hands, dips it in the bucket and mops the floor.]

Sonic: And I used to wonder how Robotnik got so mean!

[As Sonic mops the floor, the mop is used as a transition to the next scene, which takes place outside Robotnik's fortress that night. The camera moves down to a sewer pipe, which Coconuts jumps out of.]

Coconuts: I h-h-h-h-hate sewer patrol! I hate it, hate it, hate it!

Robotnik (whispering): Psst, Coconuts!

[Coconuts looks around in confusion.]

Coconuts: Who... who goes there?

[Robotnik walks up to Coconuts.]

Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik, your Momma put me on sewer patrol! I don't like her anymore! No no no no no!

Robotnik: She's been bad to me, too, and made a great egg go splat on her head for it!

[Robotnik paces the floor clockwise angrily.]

Robotnik: This is my fortress laboratory, and she's using my plan to take over Mobius! I won't let her get away with it!

Coconuts: Uh, seems like she's already gotten away with it!

[Coconuts grunts as Robotnik grabs his ears with both his hands and picks him up.]

Robotnik: Never, because you're going to help me get it all back!

[Coconuts grunts as Robotnik shakes him. He then puts him down.]

Robotnik: Help me, and I'll put you in charge of Grounder and Scratch!

[Coconuts coughs.]

Coconuts: Promise? Promise? Whoa-ho-ho! Promise?

[Coconuts coughs.]

Robotnik: Have I ever lied to you before?

Coconuts: Sure. Uh, lots of times!

Robotnik: Never mind! Now here's what we'll do...

[As Robotnik whispers into Coconuts' right ear, the screen transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, and the camera moves to the left side of the screen, where the Rapid Robot Rendering Machine is. Sonic and Scratch walk up to it.]

Scratch: Okay, little brother! You're gonna clean up this Rapid Robot Rendering Machine!

Sonic: I've already cleaned the kitchen, the bedrooms, the attic, and the basement! How bout' lunch?

Scratch: Want a chili dog?

Sonic: Sure!

[Scratch puts his left hand over Sonic's mouth.]

Scratch: Too bad! We ain't got any! Bwahahaha!

[Sonic gives an angry glare, and Scratch picks up a bucket with his left hand and a brush with his right.]

Scratch: Now get to work, or you know what'll happen to Tails!

[Sonic, who is now holding the brush in his right hand and the bucket in his left, jumps onto the Rapid Robot Rendering Machine. As he starts cleaning the machine, Scratch turns it on. He then walks up to a lever and grabs it with his left hand.]

Scratch: Let's speed things up for that hedgehog!

[Scratch pulls the lever with his right hand, then pulls another lever forward with his left as he presses a button with his right index finger.]

Scratch: We gotta keep him out of the way like Momma Robotnik said!

[Scratch pushes a button with his left index finger, then pulls the lever forward with his right hand. The camera moves over to the right side of the screen as Grounder rolls in.]

Grounder: Besides, he's having too much fun!

[As the hammers of the Rapid Robot Rendering Machine pound on the conveyor belts, Sonic cleans the machine really fast.]

Sonic: Whee! More speed! More speed!

Scratch: D'oh, he wants more, does he? I'll show him!

[Scratch presses a button with his right index finger, and the Rapid Robot Rendering Machine moves even faster, though still not fast enough to keep up with Sonic. Scratch walks up to it.]

Scratch: Fast enough for you, Sonic?

[Scratch squawks as Sonic grabs him by his neck with his left hand and pulls him in. Scratch continues squawking in pain as Sonic continues to clean the machine.]

Scratch: Ow! Let go! Whoo-hoo!

[Scratch lands on the conveyor belt, which moves him across the machine.]

Scratch: He-he-help!

[The conveyor belt moves Scratch across the machine, where the hammers pound him (which is shown offscreen).]

Scratch: No-ho! No-ho-ho!

[The machine explodes, and Scratch, who has been compacted into a cube with arms and legs, grunts in pain as he lands on the floor.]

Scratch (wearily): Whoo-hoo, I guess I showed that hedgehog who's boss!

[Scratch groans as he falls over. The screen transitions to the next scene, where shockwaves emit from the microwave tower, which the camera moves over to. It then cuts to a view behind Robotnik's fortress and zooms in on it, revealing shockwaves to be emitting from the satellite dish as well. The screen then transitions to a view of Moma Robotnik at the control panel.]

Momma Robotnik: Ha! Exactly as I planned it!

[Momma Robotnik presses her right hand against a button on the control panel, and the camera moves up to the screen, revealing a steam shovel to have trapped two Mobians in its shovel.]

Mobians: Help!

[static appears on the screen, and in the next scene, a car screeches to a halt, and the Mobian driving it screams as he flies through the windshield.]

Momma Robotnik: This Machine Control Computer has taken over all of Mobius' machines!

[Static appears onscreen, and in the next scene, four Mobians are playing a game of golf. A Pig Mobian and a Cat Mobian both stare in shock and scream, as do a Duck Mobian and a Wolf Mobian. They all run away from a golf cart chasing them. Momma Robotnik laughs evilly as she pounds both her fists against the control panel.]

Momma Robotnik: With Sonic under my thumb, there'll be no one to stop my conquest of Mobius!

[The sound of the door opening can be heard.]

Sonic: It's trash pick-up day!

[Sonic is revealed to be holding a wheelbarrow in both his hands. Inside the wheelbarrow are Scratch and Grounder's pieces.]

Scratch: Momma, look at us!

Momma Robotnik: Oh, my poor little boys! How did this happen?

[Momma Robotnik runs up to the wheelbarrow.]

Grounder: Well, i-it was Sonic!

[Momma Robotnik groans and grabs the wheelbarrow with both her hands.]

Momma Robotnik: Sonic?! Sonic?! You steel stupidniks!

[Scratch and Grounder both scream as Momma Robotnik tosses the wheelbarrow aside. Sonic flinches.]

Momma Robotnik: How could you let him do this to you?!

[The camera moves to the left side of the screen, where Scratch and Grounder are.]

Scratch: It, it wasn't easy!

Momma Robotnik: I'm about to lose my only adopted son, uh, but first,

[Sonic stares in shock and screams.]

Momma Robotnik: His best friend!

[Momma Robotnik walks up to the control panel and presses a button on it with her right index finger. Static appears onscreen, then a view of Tails in his prison cell. Momma Robotnik presses the button with her left index finger.]

Momma Robotnik: Say bye-bye, you double-tailed troublemaker!

[The sound of a door opening can be heard, and Momma Robotnik turns to face it. Miss Sniffed is at the door.]

Miss Sniffed: Oh, did I come at a bad time?

[Momma Robotnik is now holding Sonic in both her hands.]

Momma Robotnik: A bad time?! A bad time?!

[Momma Robotnik Sets sonic down.]

Momma Robotnik: Of course not. Uh, we were just, uh, uh, talking about having, uh,

[Momma Robotnik walks up to Miss Sniffed and shakes her right hand with her left hand.]

Momma Robotnik: One of my boy's friends drop in! (whispering) Who let her in?

[Robotnik runs up to Momma Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Momma!

[Momma Robotnik pushes her left hand against Robotnik's face. Miss Sniffed is holding a clipboard in her left hand as she writes on it with a pencil she is holding in her right.]

Miss Sniffed: Momma? Is this your son?

[Robotnik poses innocently.]

Momma Robotnik: Of course not! I-I never saw him before in my life!

[Robotnik growls angrily at Momma Robotnik.]

Robotnik: The poor dear hasn't been well! In a fit last week, she disowned me!

Miss Sniffed: Disowned you? Oh, dear! This changes everything!

Momma Robotnik: It does?

Sonic: It does?

[Scratch and Grounder, who are now back together again, look at each other in confusion.]

Scratch and Grounder: It does?

[Miss Sniffed reaches behind her back with her right hand and pulls out a book, which she opens and looks over.]

Miss Sniffed: Oh, yes! According Mobius Public Law Number 645 Dash Three Paragraph Six, no one who disowns a child can ever adopt another!

[Momma Robotnik backs up and poses innocently.]

Momma Robotnik: No, he's not my son, really!

[Sonic jumps onto Robotnik and grabs his mustache with both his hands. He pulls it off.]

Robotnik: Yeouch!

[Sonic runs up to Momma Robotnik and puts Robotnik's mustache on her face.]

Sonic: Look! A perfect match! A mustache never lies! She's definitely Robotnik's mother!

Miss Sniffed: You not only disowned your own child,

[Coconuts runs up to Sonic, Robotnik, Momma Robotnik, and Miss Sniffed.]

Miss Sniffed: You disguised yourself to deceive the court! The adoption of Sonic will have to be annulled!

[Miss Sniffed closes the book with both her hands.]

Momma Robotnik: You called that busy-body social worker, didn't you, lardo?

[Robotnik poses innocently and kicks a stone with his left foot.]

Robotnik: Yes, Momma!

[Momma Robotnik turns to face Coconuts.]

Momma Robotnik: And you let her in, didn't you?

[Coconuts poses innocently.]

Coconuts: Yes, Momma!

[Coconuts screams as Momma Robotnik presses her right index finger against his nose.]

Momma Robotnik: Don't call me that!

[Momma Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder, and points her right index finger at Coconuts.] Momma Robotnik: Attack! Destroy! [Grounder has turned both his drills into lasers.]

Grounder: Sure thing!

Scratch: You got it! Give it to em', Grounder!

[Robotnik, Coconuts, and Miss Sniffed all stare in shock and scream, but Sonic is unfazed. Grounder fires his lasers, and Coconuts and Robotnik flinch.]

Coconuts: Yipe!

[Sonic flinches and screams. Miss Sniffed stares in shock, and bees buzz around her hair.]

Miss Sniffed: I'm going back to police work! It's safer!

[Miss Sniffed runs away and drops her clipboard. Sonic runs up to the control panel and jumps atop it. He turns to face Scratch and Grounder, and stretches out his mouth with both his hands.]

Sonic: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Bet you can't catch me!

[Grounder fires his lasers at Sonic, who jumps out of the way just in time, as the lasers now hit the control panel. Sonic screeches to a halt.]

Sonic: Oops! I sure hope you guys got stupidity insurance!

[Grounder turns to face Scratch.]

Grounder: Do we?

Scratch: We're covered!

[Scratch points his left index finger at Grounder, who fires his lasers at the control panel again, destroying it. Momma Robotnik runs up to them.]

Momma Robotnik: No! Not my beautiful Super Computer!

[Sonic runs up to the computer just in time to see the trap door in Tails' prison cell open. Tails screams as static appears onscreen.]

Sonic: Uh-oh! I gotta go save my little bud's bacon!

[Sonic runs into the prison room and screeches to a halt. The camera moves up to the prison room.]

Sonic: Now, which one is Tails in?

[Sonic cups his right hand to his right ear to listen for Tails.]

Tails: Sonic! Help!

[Sonic runs up the stairs to the top of the prison room and looks in one of the doors. Tails isn't there, so he runs up to another and looks in it. He then runs up to another door and looks inside it. Tails is behind that door, and grunts as he tries to stay atop the trap door. Tails is happy to see Sonic.]

Tails: Sonic!

Sonic: Hang on, kid! It's time for the Sonic Spin!

[Sonic spins through the door, and Tails screams as he falls through the trap door. Sonic runs up to him just in time and carries him away as the handcuffs fall off his tails. Robotnik, Momma Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all scream as they run away. The Super Computer explodes and catches fire. The camera cuts to a view of the back of Robotnik's fortress as the satellite shuts off and falls down. As the inside of the fortress explodes, the camera moves over to Robotnik, Momma Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts, who all stare in shock.]

Robotnik; This is all your fault, Momma!

Momma Robotnik: My fault?! You never would have come as close to dominating Mobius as I did, you no-good badnik of a son!

Robotnik: Close? Ha!

Momma Robotnik: Ha ha!

[Sonic runs up to Robotnik and Momma Robotnik, with Tails flying behind him. He screeches to a halt.]

Sonic: It's nice to see the family back together again!

[The sound of an ambulance siren can be heard.]

Tails: But not for long, look!

[Tails points his right index finger at an ambulance that says, MOBIUS HOME FOR REALLY BIZARRE PEOPLE as it screeches to a halt near Robotnik's fortress. Robotnik, Momma Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all stare in shock as two workers come out, carrying a giant net. Momma Robotnik points her right index finger at Robotnik.]

Momma Robotnik: I'll be back!

[Momma Robotnik walks away as the two workers carrying the net chase after her. Scratch and Grounder flinch and scream in fear as Robotnik looks down at them.]

Robotnik: Now, whose brilliant idea was it to betray me and help my Momma?

Scratch: It was rather brilliant, wasn't it?

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand and bows at Robotnik.]

Grounder: I thought of it! You can thank me!

[Robotnik grabs Grounder by his left arm with his right hand, and Scratch by his right arm with his left hand. Scratch and Grounder scream as Robotnik carries them.]

Robotnik: I'll thank you, all right!

[Robotnik slams Scratch and Grounder's heads against each other.]

Scratch: Ow-how-how!

Grounder: Ow!

[The camera moves over to Sonic, who is walking alongside Tails, who is flying near him.]

Tails: Looks like Robotnik's family life is back to normal!

Sonic: Yeah, let's celebrate! What say we go someplace and adopt a chili dog?

Tails: Yeah, a whole litter of em'!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies after him. The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says[]

[Sonic and Tails are in court.]

Tails: I'm scared, Sonic! I know I should have obeyed that "No Flying" sign. What's the judge gonna do to me?

Sonic: I don't know, but I'm sure he'll be fair. That's what judges are for!

[Sonic puts his left hand on Tails' back. The screen transions to a view of Sonic and Tails outside the Court House.]

Tails: No flying for a whole month!

[The screen transitions to a view of Tails inside a prison cell.]

Sonic: Look at the bright side, Tails! It could have been worse!

[A clip of the Judge pounding his gavel from earlier in the episode is shown.]

Sonic (to the viewers): The laws are there for a reason!

[A view of Sonic and Tails outside the Court House is shown.]

Sonic (to the viewers): You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey em'! You don't ever want to end up in court!