The Lobster Quadrille

Mock Turtle: 
"Will you walk a little faster?" said the whiting to the snail
There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance
They are waiting on the shingle; won't you come and join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance? (x2)

You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
When they take us up and throw us with the lobsters out to sea
But the snail replied, "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance
Said he thanked the whiting kindly but he would not join the dance

Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance (x2)

"What manner in how far we go!" his scaly friend replied
There is another shore, you know, upon the other side
The farther off from England, the nearer 'tis to France
Then turn that tail, beloved snail and come and join the dance

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance? (x2)