Diary of Steve the Noob 4 Quotes

“I go boom-boom! You go doom-doom!” he said menacingly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Ugh! This is so annoying, I thought to myself. He is big, so he is pretty slow. I know I can outrun him, but every time that big o’ cube lands, I lose my balance and fall to the ground. Then he catches up to me and we start all over again.   Think, Steve! Think!   Oh, wait, I know! I’ll just have to jump right before he lands. If I time it perfectly, I will miss out on the shock wave completely.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Bob came back just in time to see us getting ready to leave. “O-oh, h-hey, I’m back from the restroom. D-did you find a volunteer already? Oh, okay, darn, I-I’m too late...Good luck out there…” said Bob nervously. “Oh, Bob…” I replied. Cindy and I exited the mayor’s house and headed towards the nearby trench. From there we dug tunnels towards the giant cube. “Hey, Cindy!” I yelled through the dirt wall tunnel. “Yeah?” she answered. “If you need anything just yell, ‘kay? I’m only a few feet away.” She laughed. “Oh, you’re worried about me, Steve?” “Of course! I care about you.” “Y-you do…?” I blushed. “A-ahem…I meant I care about your well-being.” “A-ah…right,” she said shyly. We proceeded to dig and placed the items until nearly sunrise with no incident. Then suddenly I heard a sharp scream coming through the dirt. AHHHHH!!!! I smashed through the dirt wall to find Cindy cornered by a brain-hungry zombie. “No worries, Cindy! I got you.” I pulled out my stone sword and drove it into the zombie. Raggggghhhhhh! I whacked it a few more times until it dropped some rotten flesh. “Whew! Thanks for saving me, Steve. I’ve never seen a zombie so up close before. They are actually quite stinky.” I laughed. “No problem. I’m here for you, Cindy.” She smiled. “The sun will be up soon, we should probably head back,” I said. She nodded. I stayed in her tunnel and led the way back. On the way back, we encountered a baby zombie. That thing was lightning quick. The tunnel was narrow, so I couldn’t really maneuver anywhere. No circle strafing technique for me. Suddenly, I heard Cindy scream from behind me. I turned around to see another zombie behind her. It must have fallen through the holes we made topside. Oh, no! We’re trapped with nowhere to go! This isn’t good, I thought to myself.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Yes, I need to recover as soon as possible. Please give me lots food.” The mayor laughed. “I see. Okay! I’ll have Bob cook up a storm for you.” Later that night, Bob returned home from work and cooked up some of the most delicious food ever. I had steak with potatoes, rabbit stew, pumpkin pie, and some cake. I’ve never felt so full. The mayor and Emily stayed over”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Could this be the end of Steve the noob? Am I destined to become a pancake from getting stomped on mercilessly?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Want some…pancakes?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“It is like super stinky. It smells like rotten vegetables mixed with well-used gym socks,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“familiar”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“But soon, the green meanie approached. He landed right above my hole. BOOM!!! BOOOOOOM!!! “I see you, pancake!” Ahhhhhhhhh! The shock wave is so powerful when I’m right at the center of it. “I keel you!! Har! Har! Har!” Okay, this is totally not going to work. I won’t be able to rest like this, not with him bouncing right above my head.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Are you hurt?” I inspected her body for wounds. Then I saw something that made my heart sank. There were bite marks on her forearm.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Stop! Drop! And roll!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Come on, Steve. You’re my hero! Go kick that slime’s butt!” yelled Timmy the kid.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Ida? Isn’t Ida a girl’s name?” I laughed some more.   His eyebrows came down to an even sharper angle. RAAAWWRRRR!!! He jumped up and started chasing me. I turned away and started running. “What? You mad, bro?” BOOM!!! BOOOM!! Alright! It is working. I got him to chase me. Now, to lead him down to the Slime Ender traps, I thought to myself.  I ran and I ran. I was a bit nervous because I wasn’t sure if the plan would work or not. As I ran, I thought of Cindy and I started feeling bad. In my distracted state of mind, I didn’t see a rock on the ground and I tripped over it. “Ooooof! Ugh…where did that rock come from?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Then the slime boss exploded into hundreds of slimeballs.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“I big slime! I big brain!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“you slept for three days.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“I’ve never seen you eat so much,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“I’ve never seen a zombie so up close before. They are actually quite stinky.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Ida? Isn’t Ida a girl’s name?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“He will jump and land on these and eventually kill himself.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“I da boss!” “Ida? Isn’t Ida a girl’s name?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“You hurt our young ones. You bad. Now I keel you!”   Waaaaahhhhh!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Oh, yeah! This gigantic slime cube was chasing me down!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“The sun is up and shining now and my mind is torn in two. On the one side, I am about to enter the biggest battle of my life. On the other side, my conscience is guilt-ridden about what had happened to Cindy. I am completely torn apart. I don’t know if I am capable of fighting right now.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Steve,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“BOOOM!! BOOOM!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“His threats are so funny,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“Too late, now you pancake.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“GRRR!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4

“I go boom-boom! You go doom-doom!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 4