The Dirt on Ninth Grave Quotes

“I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your commitment to it.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Je t’ai aimée pendant mille et un. –R.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“No offense, but what on earth could I ask of you that would be a great hardship?” His gaze rested on my mouth before making its way to my eyes again. “You could ask for the world, and then where would civilization be when I conquered it and laid it at your feet?”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Ahhh, friday... My second favorite F-word. -T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“There, written in French, were the words Je t’ai aimée pendant mille et un. –R. I stilled. Read it again. And again. Je t’ai aimée pendant mille et un. –R. I’ve loved you for a thousand and one. –R.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“I've loved her for centuries," he said. "And I will love her until the stars burn out."
"Well, okay then," I said, leaning into him. "That's all you had to say."
He stilled when he realized for certain that I knew. That I had all my memories back. The relief I felt from him melted me. His emotions were overwhelming.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“I have seen things. Awful things. Empty coffee cup things.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“I don't think I could ever complete anyone. But driving someone insane sounds doable. -Internet meme”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Just how many drinks have you had?"
"Not enough," he said, his voice oceans deep.
"Not enough to forget her?"
"There isn't enough alcohol on the planet to make me forget her.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“I see dead people.

No, wait. I take that back. I see people I want dead.--ecard”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“And then he spoke the very first words he'd ever spoken to me. His deep, rich voice dissolved my bones. I almost responded with "Of course I'll have sex with you before you sacrifice me to your gods." Then I realized he'd asked me where the restroom was.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“I don’t need a babysitter.”
“That’s good, because no babysitter alive should have the thoughts I have about you.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“You can’t make someone love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. —INTERNET MEME”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“A dyslexic man walks into a bra- T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“You know?” he asked.
“Yes. I know what I am.”
“You – you do?”
“I’m a time traveler.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Being an adult means never having to show your work on math problems. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Did you really think that when I learned my celestial name, I'd leave? I'd forget all about you?"
"You did leave. You did forget all about me."
"That's different."
"The pain was just real."
He wrapped his arms around me and squeezed as though his life depended on it.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“It was ingrained in my DNA. I loved Reyes Farrow. I craved him, and there was nothing I could do about it.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Is she smiling " Cookie asked.
I looked over at her. "I think she is."
"She never smiled this early."
"Nobody smiles this early. It's illegal in seventeen states.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“I think I met your friend Charley."
"You...did? When?"
"When I looked in the mirror this morning."
She stood in disbelief for a moment. Then astonishment. Then doubt. Then hope. Then wariness. Aka, the five stages of Cookie.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“His presence made the air crackle with electricity, mostly because of all the spontaneous ovulating going on when he walked in.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.
That woman could not make toast.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“His mouth was truly one of his most spectacular accomplishments. It had the gentle fullness of passion, as though he’d just made love. As though he’d just satisfied some fortuitous woman’s deepest desires.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of my productivity
-T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“As far as superpowers went, if a vengeful madman hopped up on 24-Hour Sudafed and wielding a broadsword named Thor’s Morning Wood ever attacked us, we were screwed. Six ways to Sunday.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“His gaze rested on my mouth before making its way to my eyes again. “You could ask for the world, and then where would civilization be when I conquered it and laid it at your feet?”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave