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“Somebody is born.
Somebody goes to school.
Somebody learns to conform.
Somebody types a CV.
Somebody gets a job.
Somebody follows orders.
Somebody gets a golden watch.
And then, eventually,
Somebody dies.
And, a Nobody is buried.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
Somebody goes to school.
Somebody learns to conform.
Somebody types a CV.
Somebody gets a job.
Somebody follows orders.
Somebody gets a golden watch.
And then, eventually,
Somebody dies.
And, a Nobody is buried.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Reality is what people who lack vision see.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Being shy is a symptom of a low self-esteem.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Life demands more thinking than remembering.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“When a joker dies, the joke remains.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Life isn’t really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Fear usually benefits the feared; seldom the fearful.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Self-employment killed the weekend.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“A blank cheque kills creativity.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“School overpopulates students’ minds with too much of what happened yesterday; seldom with what the students can do today, or, tomorrow.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Being yourself is easier than trying to be someone else. The former requires no effort.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Never judge a kid with a kid. For the one that you’re comparing her with might have had an abortion—twice.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly; without first having to lose one’s life.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“To change the world, one has to ignore its residents.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Man is, today, an end product of what he did, and, what he did not do, yesterday.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit
“Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.”
― The Confessions of a Misfit
― The Confessions of a Misfit