Howard Mittelmark
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Travels of Marco Polo
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How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
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2008
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The Mysterious Stranger and Other Stories
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334 editions
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Read This Next: 500 of the Best Books You'll Ever Read
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2010
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Written Out
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Age of Consent
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2007
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The Lesser World
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“...This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for "Are you fucking kidding me?”
― How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
― How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
“Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.”
― How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
― How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
“The male author unthinkingly creates a world in which every single member of society is male except—hey presto!—when the protagonist feels like getting laid. Especially common in science fiction; apparently many writers assume that in the future women will die out.”
― How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
― How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
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“I have known some horses and a good many more pigs who I believe harbored evil intent in their hearts. I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful. Who has not seen Satan in their sly faces?”
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“Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a peanut, you would spit it out. Yet I was indulging this toxic goo, giving it its head and letting it dictate my actions. People had every good reason to despise me. ”
― The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done: A Novel
― The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done: A Novel
“That sense of the world being the lack of something dogged him for years, and when it stopped dogging him, he felt unmoored. ”
― The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done: A Novel
― The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done: A Novel
“He says nothing, vehemently. I falter away and we sit, mutually staring into the fouled water. ...
With time to kill, I ponder dismally the possible derivation of the zombie myth from people like my boyfriend. I picture Ralph blackened, semi-fingered, with bright bone peeking through his flesh. The odd small worm clings, festively wiggling. In my image, Ralph's really upset about decaying, and I feel for him sorrowfully. I want to tell him I would still love him, if he were decomposed. Of course in practice there is no predicting what I'd feel, and besides which, it's a wild associative leap.
I ponder dismally how I've alienated people, all my life, with my bizarre associative leaps. ”
― The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done: A Novel
With time to kill, I ponder dismally the possible derivation of the zombie myth from people like my boyfriend. I picture Ralph blackened, semi-fingered, with bright bone peeking through his flesh. The odd small worm clings, festively wiggling. In my image, Ralph's really upset about decaying, and I feel for him sorrowfully. I want to tell him I would still love him, if he were decomposed. Of course in practice there is no predicting what I'd feel, and besides which, it's a wild associative leap.
I ponder dismally how I've alienated people, all my life, with my bizarre associative leaps. ”
― The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done: A Novel
“You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history”
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Howard wrote: "Oh, I've got that writing without much success thing down, so if you need any tips..."
I think I've forgotten everything there is to forget.
I think I've forgotten everything there is to forget.
Howard wrote: "Hey, Alan. Things are okay. I admit to being a tiny bit jealous of Sandy’s article, but she deserved it. I wrote a little of the book (embarrassingly, the list of authors I covered—Conrad, Melville..."
I'm good thanks. Trying to write without much success, but otherwise good.
It was a big two page article! I might buy the book so I can pretend to have read everything too..
I'm good thanks. Trying to write without much success, but otherwise good.
It was a big two page article! I might buy the book so I can pretend to have read everything too..
Hey, Alan. Things are okay. I admit to being a tiny bit jealous of Sandy’s article, but she deserved it. I wrote a little of the book (embarrassingly, the list of authors I covered—Conrad, Melville, Twain, Fitzgerald, Defoe, Beowulf, Roland, etc.—looks like A Boy’s First Book of Literary Heroes), but after watching her read everything from the Odyssey to Ulysses, and enjoy it, it was obvious this was going to be more her book than mine. Besides, I've made it this far without reading Milton, Dante, or the Cavalier poets, and I wasn’t going to throw that away now.
And how are you?
And how are you?
Hi Howard,
just to say I saw an article about Sandra Newman's Western Lit survival Kit yesterday (in the Sunday Times) which gave you a mention. (said it was your idea but you backed off..) Anyway how's things?
Alan
just to say I saw an article about Sandra Newman's Western Lit survival Kit yesterday (in the Sunday Times) which gave you a mention. (said it was your idea but you backed off..) Anyway how's things?
Alan
Howard, thanks for letting me know!
that may be thanks to karen of goodreads fame
I shall have to get down there to see for myself...
that may be thanks to karen of goodreads fame
I shall have to get down there to see for myself...
Hey Howard, thanks for the friend invite! I've always enjoyed your posts, though I'm pretty sure we've never dated either. There might have been a drunken night or two in Tijuana, but those don't count. Congrats on the books! I'm gonna get Age of Consent. How's the new one coming?
We might have dated. My experience is that the women I go out with tend to suppress the memory, so if you don't remember having gone out with me, that's a good indication that you did.
You're creepy? Goody! (Are you sure we never dated???)
Hey, are you gonna enter the Haiku contest in Mini Am? It's possible that I'm the only one psyched about it. But DAMN, I'm psyched! :)
Hey, are you gonna enter the Haiku contest in Mini Am? It's possible that I'm the only one psyched about it. But DAMN, I'm psyched! :)
Age of Consent is en route to mi casa. Amazon is shipping it to me at an exorbitantly high cost. Sweethearts. :)
PS. Am I gonna be scared and have to hide under my blankets???
PS. Am I gonna be scared and have to hide under my blankets???
http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/a-scary...