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The Twits
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Twits are ugly people who do horrible things to each other and others. They are not nice, and they are negative people who have been negative so long that the negativity has made them ugly.
On Monday I was going to write a review that just said that I'm a twit. Which isn't really true, I'm generally a only a slightly negative person, bordering on neutral and I don't do things intentionally to try to cause other people harm. Sometimes I do turn incredibly negative though and then I come out swinging at anyone close to me. I get angry, feel incredibly destructive, make life hell for anyone nearby and then it passes and I just get really depressed for awhile. I hope, even when I'm in my shit mood, that I don't do anything to hurt anyone else in anyway, so I guess I'm not quite a Twit.
Instead, I guess I unintentionally wait to wade through the bullshit of my depression, and do something then to fuck everything up, or at least start a chain reaction. Yay me, huh?
Don't vote for this. I meant to say, Vote for This. Who cares if it's not a review. I generally don't write reviews, I write opinion pieces and rants peppered with confessionals from my life. Sometimes I write very critical things, and I guess they might be considered a review, but really they are just throwing venom and spite at a target that won't swing back. Very few of the many words I've used on this site are anything that would really give someone a sense if they want to read a book or not.
That said, the book is amusing. You might like it.
On Monday I was going to write a review that just said that I'm a twit. Which isn't really true, I'm generally a only a slightly negative person, bordering on neutral and I don't do things intentionally to try to cause other people harm. Sometimes I do turn incredibly negative though and then I come out swinging at anyone close to me. I get angry, feel incredibly destructive, make life hell for anyone nearby and then it passes and I just get really depressed for awhile. I hope, even when I'm in my shit mood, that I don't do anything to hurt anyone else in anyway, so I guess I'm not quite a Twit.
Instead, I guess I unintentionally wait to wade through the bullshit of my depression, and do something then to fuck everything up, or at least start a chain reaction. Yay me, huh?
That said, the book is amusing. You might like it.
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Jul 15, 2009 08:20PM
did you borrow a copy or buy? i wanna read it!
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I found this on the street in front of the salvation army.
the only thing i ever find in the street are used condoms. sigh.
can i borrow the book one day?
can i borrow the book one day?
Sure you may borrow the book.
i dont even care what the internet thinks of me.
ooooo, and if you ever find the nancy drew and frank hardy boys supermystery that i love in front of the salvation army (its called secret of the nile) pick it up for me!
the internet doesn't give you hugs, so who cares? i love you karen!
there was a plain old nancy drew there the other day, but I just left it. I'll keep an eye out next sunday, the day people just dump shit in front of the building.
But I'm not the internet, I'm a stinky boy.
hahahaha, you can see the cover on my reviewed bookies if you need a look see. plain nancy drew doesn't have sexy action like the super mystery does.
Greg wrote: "there was a plain old nancy drew there the other day, but I just left it. I'll keep an eye out next sunday, the day people just dump shit in front of the building."Sunday itinerary:
1. Attend church service
2. feel guilt
3. dump shit in front of salvation army
4. what next?
The Salvation Army is right under a Pentecostal Church, so you can just dump it before you goto all day service, and right across from the Episcopal Church, so both are handy for your Church and Dumping Sunday, and you'll still have time to goto the Bum Bum Bar just a couple of blocks over.
I think I need a picture of the bum bum bar on my wall at home. The bar looks like the face of a crying snowman.
Jen wrote: "I think I need a picture of the bum bum bar on my wall at home. The bar looks like the face of a crying snowman. "
it really does!!!
it really does!!!
you're right jen, it does look like a crying snowman. according to the description from a website it is a 'lesbian, latino, gay, butch" bar. sounds like the perfect place to throw back a few cold ones after dumping your stuff in front of the salvation army and talking in tongues for a few hours.
it has a website?!?I bet it twitters too. Tweet tweet! BumBum here.
I didn't find a website, that was from a directory of gay bars in new york city. it was the first thing that came up in a google search with a picture.
I was told not to vote on this. Fine. Have it your way.
Ha! HA! HAHA! This review is awesome! this is why you my favorite reviewer in the whole mother fucking goodreads community… one thing is bothering me tho… why would you say not to vote for this review cuz is not technically a review??? The fuck! this is my account and I can vote for whatever the fuck I feel like voting… this is a fucking website who cares anyway??? I mean you’ll have to be a fucktard of epic proportions to actually care who votes for who in the internet…
this review would make me read the book except I already did when I was younger.
Yay! I like the updated version even better =) I wish I could vote twice…
I read that in 1st grade
I really like this book
How many pages in this book?????
One thing Greg. I know ypur listning to an 11 year old, but you dont have to make your comments (especialy the one from the twits) a sumery. -_-
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PS. I like those emoejis. Freind me and i know the world wont live without emojis
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