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Monstress, Volume 1: Awakening
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After seeing the movie Con Air, I really needed to pee.
(What the f@#* does this have to do with Monstress?! Fair question, but calm down—I promise there’s a point to this.)
I walked out of the theater and, perhaps overcome by the emotion of Cameron Poe saving the day, stumbled into what I thought was the men’s room, only to be confused when I couldn’t find any urinals. I shrugged—this wacky theater, I thought—and walked into a stall, unzipped, and proceeded to divest myself of copious quantities of soda. As I peed, I looked to my right at a strange-looking box affixed to the stall wall. “That’s odd,” I thought. “Is that, like, a little mini garbage can?”
Curious, I lifted the lid of the box and peered inside. That’s when confusion set in.
(And now you’re starting to see where this is going.)
Used monthly friend absorbers. It was filled with used monthly friend absorbers. (For the thick-skulled ninnywit in the back, I mean tampons—it was filled with used tampons.)
Just at that moment, as it began to dawn on me that I had not, in fact, gone into the men’s room, another person entered the rest room, popped into the stall next to me, and proceeded to, well, make some real magic. The acoustics in that place…
I waited until my neighbor had finished, washed her hands, and exited. Taking a deep breath (and then immediately regretting it), I opened the stall door and walked, quickly and purposefully, out of the ladies’ room and into the adjacent men’s room, where I started giggling hysterically as I washed my hands (because I’m not an animal and still needed to do that, especially after touching the used monthly friend absorber box).
Okay, okay—go ahead and ask it again. I dare you.
SEAN—WHAT THE F@#* DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MONSTRESS?
That inadvertent use of the ladies’ room* was simultaneously one of the most perplexing and entertaining experiences of my life. Reading Monstress was a similar, if not quite as memorable, albeit far more sanitary, experience.
First off: the art is GORGEOUS. This is an absolutely beautiful book—Takeda is an incredible artist. The story is a bit baffling at the outset, and it wasn’t until the fifth or sixth issue that I felt like I had a good grasp of what was going on, but Liu’s world and characters are compelling, and I wanted to keep reading even when I wasn’t quite sure what was happening. And, I’m definitely inclined to seek out more of this steampunk/fantasy/horror mashup, which genre hops with reckless abandon from one page to the next.
Well worth a read, and it would probably make excellent bathroom reading material no matter which bathroom you choose to use. Huge thanks to Sara for the awesome recommendation!
*Bear in mind that this was 1997, and it was strictly prohibited for gents to use the ladies’ room, particularly in Midwestern suburbia. Had I been discovered, it would have been a scandal that would have rocked the local newspaper.
(What the f@#* does this have to do with Monstress?! Fair question, but calm down—I promise there’s a point to this.)
I walked out of the theater and, perhaps overcome by the emotion of Cameron Poe saving the day, stumbled into what I thought was the men’s room, only to be confused when I couldn’t find any urinals. I shrugged—this wacky theater, I thought—and walked into a stall, unzipped, and proceeded to divest myself of copious quantities of soda. As I peed, I looked to my right at a strange-looking box affixed to the stall wall. “That’s odd,” I thought. “Is that, like, a little mini garbage can?”
Curious, I lifted the lid of the box and peered inside. That’s when confusion set in.
(And now you’re starting to see where this is going.)
Used monthly friend absorbers. It was filled with used monthly friend absorbers. (For the thick-skulled ninnywit in the back, I mean tampons—it was filled with used tampons.)
Just at that moment, as it began to dawn on me that I had not, in fact, gone into the men’s room, another person entered the rest room, popped into the stall next to me, and proceeded to, well, make some real magic. The acoustics in that place…
I waited until my neighbor had finished, washed her hands, and exited. Taking a deep breath (and then immediately regretting it), I opened the stall door and walked, quickly and purposefully, out of the ladies’ room and into the adjacent men’s room, where I started giggling hysterically as I washed my hands (because I’m not an animal and still needed to do that, especially after touching the used monthly friend absorber box).
Okay, okay—go ahead and ask it again. I dare you.
SEAN—WHAT THE F@#* DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MONSTRESS?
That inadvertent use of the ladies’ room* was simultaneously one of the most perplexing and entertaining experiences of my life. Reading Monstress was a similar, if not quite as memorable, albeit far more sanitary, experience.
First off: the art is GORGEOUS. This is an absolutely beautiful book—Takeda is an incredible artist. The story is a bit baffling at the outset, and it wasn’t until the fifth or sixth issue that I felt like I had a good grasp of what was going on, but Liu’s world and characters are compelling, and I wanted to keep reading even when I wasn’t quite sure what was happening. And, I’m definitely inclined to seek out more of this steampunk/fantasy/horror mashup, which genre hops with reckless abandon from one page to the next.
Well worth a read, and it would probably make excellent bathroom reading material no matter which bathroom you choose to use. Huge thanks to Sara for the awesome recommendation!
*Bear in mind that this was 1997, and it was strictly prohibited for gents to use the ladies’ room, particularly in Midwestern suburbia. Had I been discovered, it would have been a scandal that would have rocked the local newspaper.
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"I absolutely love the art in this book. I'm still only like 67% sure I know what's happening in the story, but I do know I'm mildly terrified of Maika."
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Licha wrote: "This was too funny. I was kind of hoping you'd get caught just to see how you would get out of it."
Story of my life--people trying to catch me with my pants down.
Story of my life--people trying to catch me with my pants down.
Sara wrote: "Ha! Your review might be even better than the book 😂 You are hilarious. I'm tickled to death that you enjoyed it. It is a trippy ride for sure!"
Haha! Definitely NOT better. Spot-on recommendation--I really dug it! Already ordered Vol. 2...
Haha! Definitely NOT better. Spot-on recommendation--I really dug it! Already ordered Vol. 2...
Sara wrote: "Yay! 😊 I owed you one. I just bought Vol. 3 as an early birthday present for myself!"
You deserve it! :)
You deserve it! :)
Lol. I too had a similar experience. I had just finished watching a movie and had to relieve myself of the copious quantities of soda, just like you. So, I wasn’t looking at the tiny signs indicating which section was reserved for the gents and which for the ladies. When I got in, I too was confused to find no urinals, because I distinctly remembered using the facility numerous times in my previous visits. So, this odd development was baffling. Furthermore, I found that apparently the theater had decided to change the decor to flamingo pink in color. So, I shrugged ad entered one of the stalls. Fortunately, I had just finished watching the last slot movie, so pretty much only me and my friends and a few other moviegoers were there. And that no lady had the urgency to relieve themselves of the soda that they partook during the movie. So, I too had escaped an embarrassing scandal.
Nice review👍
Nice review👍
Barry wrote: "Lol. I too had a similar experience. I had just finished watching a movie and had to relieve myself of the copious quantities of soda, just like you. So, I wasn’t looking at the tiny signs indicati..."
Haha! I'm glad I'm not alone in having peed in the wrong place, Barry. They really ought to mark those things better in movie theaters...or, at least, not make Nic Cage movies so emotionally affecting that you can't see through the tears when you stumble out of them.
Not that that happened to me, mind you. Ahem.
Haha! I'm glad I'm not alone in having peed in the wrong place, Barry. They really ought to mark those things better in movie theaters...or, at least, not make Nic Cage movies so emotionally affecting that you can't see through the tears when you stumble out of them.
Not that that happened to me, mind you. Ahem.
Paul wrote: "No bathroom reading! You’ll get piles!"
I'll get piles, all right--PILES OF READING DONE.
I'll get piles, all right--PILES OF READING DONE.
This review gave me something real useful.
I’m now officially calling them “monthly friend absorbers”.
I’m now officially calling them “monthly friend absorbers”.
L. wrote: "This review gave me something real useful.
I’m now officially calling them “monthly friend absorbers”."
I'm primarily here to educate people.
I’m now officially calling them “monthly friend absorbers”."
I'm primarily here to educate people.
Sara wrote: "I hear monthly friend absorbers can be helpful for leakage of that sort too, Paul."
Damn. Sara beat me to the punch(line).
Damn. Sara beat me to the punch(line).
I forgive you, Sara.
And I'm going to start calling you "Peel," Paul. Because of all the peeing.
(That sounded way cleverer in my head.)
And I'm going to start calling you "Peel," Paul. Because of all the peeing.
(That sounded way cleverer in my head.)
Sara wrote: "Ha! Paul: The Prince and the Pee (An Incontinence Story). Sean- this is a story that is positively dying to be written."
We're looking to you to write that one! :)
We're looking to you to write that one! :)
Paul wrote: "Oh, yeah?! Well, I’m gonna call you... I’m gonna...
No, I got nothin’."
Yeah--that's what I thought.
(If it helps, you can't go wrong with "doo-doo face.")
No, I got nothin’."
Yeah--that's what I thought.
(If it helps, you can't go wrong with "doo-doo face.")
Sara wrote: "Well at your age that should be a relief more than a concern, no? 😀
*winces for a vicious tongue-lashing*"
...I'm not touching that one.
*winces for a vicious tongue-lashing*"
...I'm not touching that one.
Paul wrote: "Sean wrote: “...I'm not touching that one."
That’s what she said!"
Hey-oh! And it really is.
That’s what she said!"
Hey-oh! And it really is.
I'm surprised so many people made it to adulthood without using the opposite-gender restroom, either by accident or because the correct one was unavailable.
Mir wrote: "I'm surprised so many people made it to adulthood without using the opposite-gender restroom, either by accident or because the correct one was unavailable."
Are we sure that most people have?
Are we sure that most people have?
I have no numeric data! But I've certainly seen it happening many times, and have used the men's room, and stood guard for friends using the other gender's toilet. Usually for women it's because the line is too long, and for men because the men's room is too disgusting.
I was pushed into the girls’ toilets at junior school so that taboo was broken for me at a very early age.
Paul wrote: "I was pushed into the girls’ toilets at junior school so that taboo was broken for me at a very early age."
I think that's very common! I remember that happening to boys when I was a kid.
I think that's very common! I remember that happening to boys when I was a kid.
This happened to me and it was the little box that also clued me in! But I had to stay in the stall a LONG time until there was no one else in there so I could leave!
Until I was maybe 10 or so I was forced to use the women’s restroom if I needed to go when I was somewhere with my mom and my dad wasn’t there. Since then I think I may have accidentally walked into one once because I really had to go but didn’t see the sign, just ran.
By which thing?
The stuff when I was a kid was slightly embarrassing but I understand it’s because mom wanted to make sure I was safe when we went places. The second thing was just a silly little thing I laugh about now.
The stuff when I was a kid was slightly embarrassing but I understand it’s because mom wanted to make sure I was safe when we went places. The second thing was just a silly little thing I laugh about now.
1999, a party to celebrate the merger of three companies at my then new employer. I was a little tipsy and only realized it when I was washing my hands and looked to my left and right (the place was pretty crowded actually). In fact, I didn't really realize it at that point, just gathered the necessary information for later embarrassment. First came the goofy grin, and the ladies grinning back at me (probably thinking that I'm an idiot). It dawned on me as soon as I had left the room.
I've missed your don't-drink-while-reading-or-liquid-will-be-snorted reviews (man, was that an excessive hyphenation)! And "monthly friend absorbers"? I definitely need to add that phrase to my memory!
So I guess this is the wrong thread to ask what the etiquette for straight people restroom sex is? How do you choose which sex bathroom to use?
I obviously wouldn't know, being way to classy for that sort of carrying on.
I obviously wouldn't know, being way to classy for that sort of carrying on.
Trick question: sex in public restrooms is a disgusting proposition. You would use the dumpster behind the movie theater instead.
Mir wrote: "So I guess this is the wrong thread to ask what the etiquette for straight people restroom sex is? How do you choose which sex bathroom to use?
I obviously wouldn't know, being way to classy for ..."
I don’t have experience but some places have “family restrooms” that are one-room for any gender to use. I think that’s probably the way to go.
Sean wrote: "Trick question: sex in public restrooms is a disgusting proposition. You would use the dumpster behind the movie theater instead."
Now I must ask for dating advice! If a cute girl tries to get me to bang in a public restroom should I just not be in that relationship or treat it as a test of how far our passion goes?
I obviously wouldn't know, being way to classy for ..."
I don’t have experience but some places have “family restrooms” that are one-room for any gender to use. I think that’s probably the way to go.
Sean wrote: "Trick question: sex in public restrooms is a disgusting proposition. You would use the dumpster behind the movie theater instead."
Now I must ask for dating advice! If a cute girl tries to get me to bang in a public restroom should I just not be in that relationship or treat it as a test of how far our passion goes?
If a cute girl tries to get you to bang in a public restroom, I might walk away from that one...
...and lead her to the dumpster outside. C'mon. You got this.
...and lead her to the dumpster outside. C'mon. You got this.
Sean wrote: "Trick question: sex in public restrooms is a disgusting proposition. You would use the dumpster behind the movie theater instead."
Oh, do y'all have those fancy theaters that serve cocktails?
I assume alcohol is a prerequisite to this sort of behavior.
Oh, do y'all have those fancy theaters that serve cocktails?
I assume alcohol is a prerequisite to this sort of behavior.
Haha! I'm excited!