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The Kiss Quotient (The Kiss Quotient, #1)
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bookshelves: romancelandia, 2018, favorites, 2019, 2021
Apr 24, 2018
bookshelves: romancelandia, 2018, favorites, 2019, 2021
Read 3 times. Last read May 23, 2021.
I love this book.
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Alright, I am just going to up my rating to 5 stars. I devoured every sweet, smutty page of this story. Again. While I am not blind to this romance’s flaws, I simply love it. I feel like this story was written exclusively for me.
Original review
The last time I enjoyed a romance novel this much was... hm, I think the word I am reaching for is NEVER. I am always looking for good love stories but rarely find them. This book scratched my romance itch just right. I pretty much loved it.
So the setup goes like this. An autistic econometritian unable to form relationships and under pressure from her mom to start a family hires a male escort to teach how to “be good at sex” so she knows how to attract and keep a man. She doesn’t really like to be touched, so this challenge is no joke. If you’ve read romances or at least watched Pretty Woman, you can see what happens next. The escort Stella hires is hot and fun, and most importantly, kind.
You know how you read something soul-crushing like Cat Person or that notorious recap of a date with Aziz Ansari and get nauseous and depressed? Well “The Kissing Quotient” is the opposite of that. It is a celebration of human connection, consent, pleasure and, as clinical as it sounds, enthusiastically reading the other person’s nonverbal cues.
As it always happens with romance novels, I did lose a little interest once the hottest part was over and the inevitable dramatic breakup started unfolding before the final sprint to HEA (I am not really keen on wedding, engagements, babies, etc.) To the author’s credit, the novel mostly stayed away from tedious misunderstandings I loathe.
But all in all this was a fantastic experience. A romance equally hot and sweet.
You can request it on Netgalley.
________
Alright, I am just going to up my rating to 5 stars. I devoured every sweet, smutty page of this story. Again. While I am not blind to this romance’s flaws, I simply love it. I feel like this story was written exclusively for me.
Original review
The last time I enjoyed a romance novel this much was... hm, I think the word I am reaching for is NEVER. I am always looking for good love stories but rarely find them. This book scratched my romance itch just right. I pretty much loved it.
So the setup goes like this. An autistic econometritian unable to form relationships and under pressure from her mom to start a family hires a male escort to teach how to “be good at sex” so she knows how to attract and keep a man. She doesn’t really like to be touched, so this challenge is no joke. If you’ve read romances or at least watched Pretty Woman, you can see what happens next. The escort Stella hires is hot and fun, and most importantly, kind.
You know how you read something soul-crushing like Cat Person or that notorious recap of a date with Aziz Ansari and get nauseous and depressed? Well “The Kissing Quotient” is the opposite of that. It is a celebration of human connection, consent, pleasure and, as clinical as it sounds, enthusiastically reading the other person’s nonverbal cues.
As it always happens with romance novels, I did lose a little interest once the hottest part was over and the inevitable dramatic breakup started unfolding before the final sprint to HEA (I am not really keen on wedding, engagements, babies, etc.) To the author’s credit, the novel mostly stayed away from tedious misunderstandings I loathe.
But all in all this was a fantastic experience. A romance equally hot and sweet.
You can request it on Netgalley.
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Reading Progress
April 20, 2018
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April 20, 2018
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to-read
April 23, 2018
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Started Reading
April 23, 2018
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romancelandia
April 24, 2018
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2018
April 24, 2018
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Finished Reading
May 18, 2018
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favorites
September 27, 2019
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Started Reading
September 27, 2019
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40.0%
"Still trying to cure my slump with favorite books and favorite ships..."
September 28, 2019
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2019
September 28, 2019
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Finished Reading
May 23, 2021
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Started Reading
May 23, 2021
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2021
May 23, 2021
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Apr 24, 2018 09:45PM
Thanks for the rec! I am very much up for something sweet right now and this sounds perfect. Let me know if you find anymore of these... cute? nice? happy? books. I don't know what to call them but I loved The Prince and the Dressmaker. I think the real world is a little too crazy right now for too many dark and depressing books.
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Emily May wrote: "Thanks for the rec! I am very much up for something sweet right now and this sounds perfect. Let me know if you find anymore of these... cute? nice? happy? books. I don't know what to call them but..."
I sure will. I am currently obsessed with finding cute books. Need a mental break from serious and depressing@.@
I sure will. I am currently obsessed with finding cute books. Need a mental break from serious and depressing@.@
Soli wrote: "do you have any recs that are like this book? something feel good and about human connection."
This book reminded me a lot of The Rosie Project
This book reminded me a lot of The Rosie Project
I love your review! I agreed with everything especially when they broke up I started flipping the pages faster bc I just wanted them to get back together D:
Errin wrote: "I love your review! I agreed with everything especially when they broke up I started flipping the pages faster bc I just wanted them to get back together D:"
:) I was much more invested in the first half. I may have read it a few times already;)
:) I was much more invested in the first half. I may have read it a few times already;)
Aelin wrote: "you definitely need to try The Hating Game!"
I’ve read it, and, unfortunately, it wasn’t my kind of romance at all.
I’ve read it, and, unfortunately, it wasn’t my kind of romance at all.
I just started reading this book! Great review.
My colleague also didn't enjoy The Hating Game much! She said she couldn't get into it. So no complaints here... We all read to enjoy the story. :)
My colleague also didn't enjoy The Hating Game much! She said she couldn't get into it. So no complaints here... We all read to enjoy the story. :)
Romance is a rather formulaic genre, the key is to find just the right formula and the right couple. The Kiss Quotient formula worked for me, but very few other romance tropes do, unfortunately.
WHY do stories think they need a dramatic breakup. Why? That's not the only sort of drama or excitement you can have once the couple has confirmed they love each other, and I **hate** that.
But this sounds like a lovely story.
But this sounds like a lovely story.