Twitch Quotes

“Monsters don't always lurk in the shadows. Sometimes they hide in plain sight.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“I’m good at reading people, Lexi. When we’re together, I know what you like and what you don’t. I know what you think you don’t like and are scared to try. I know how to push you further than you’re used to.” Allowing that to sink in a moment,
I tell her, “I will spank you. I will be rough with you. I will push you to your limits. But I promise that if you give it a chance, you’ll enjoy taking it as much I like to deliver it.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“And I got the like, crazy mental illness, so like, maybe someday they'll be like, 'Yeah, he was like Rembrandt, or, uh, Picasso, only he didn't, he didn't cut his ear off, but he ate his own shit. That's so funny, dude. Oh, that's so funny. I'm glad I'm secure in my own idiocy.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I don’t do well with being threatened. And I definitely don’t take orders. But you’ll learn all this. Eventually. I get that I know you better than you know yourself, but there’s a few things you should know about me. And I’ll make it easy for you.” Mimicking my pointing to my fingers, he points to his index finger. “Number one, you’ll be here because you want to be here, not because I forced you. Ever.” Pointing to his middle finger, “Number two, this closet is yours, and I expect you to use whatever is in there, down to your drawers.” Pointing back to his index finger, “Number three, you’re so fucking hot when you get worked up that I would really like for you to suck my cock. And when I say I would really like that, I mean suck my cock, Lexi. Now.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“If I could eat your pussy all day, every day, I’d fuckin’ find a way to make it my job.” "I moan loudly. He growls and sucks in perfect rhythm.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“If there's one thing I have, my friends, it's a gigantic pair of balls and those balls produce sperm that makes amazing, responsible, loving and kind, but ridiculously courageous and tough, badass children. Just sayin', just sayin', because I speak in facts and there are four facts that I need to state and they are one word each: Jayden, Jaxson, Owen and Finley.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Can we hurry up and get some black subscribers, so we don't look so racist?”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“There's three constants in life: death, taxes, and Dr. Wily.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I like dogshit games. You can quote me on that.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“That's alright, boys. All failure is, is a step toward success ... and gangrape by skeletons, but that's neither here, nor there.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“4 months and I outlive Jesus!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Condom or condom not, there is no try.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I'm about to cock-punch that dog.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“You know what men do? Run across this bridge, stab this fucker in the dick, roll four times like a legend, poke seven bitches with their phallic-looking spear in the process, heal up with full HP, grab the shitty amount of souls they have and run upstairs in their toga outfit, screaming 'ALALALALALA!'.

Make it fun, bitches.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Skeletons ain't shit, but hoes and tricks”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Why did I just try to roll up his asshole? That's not a strategy!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“It's personal now. It's personal between me and Sir Clubbington.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Fuck that guy's couch. I'm just going to get my 7,000 souls and saying sayonara to that dude.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Torrent357, what is up? Welcome to the Aarosphere. Thank you for joining us. Hope you had the pleasure of watching me get a club smashed through my dick right there. If not, just continue to hang out and I'm sure you'll see it again here in a second ... Cash, why don't you go ahead and help him feel at home while I stand there and almost get cold-clocked to death.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Havel's a little bitch and he needs to die, cause there's only one king of this forest and he doesn't have a granite club. He's got a tiki skirt and a whole shit load of resolve. Let's go.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“You know you're a made man when you've found a job you're so passionate about that the world's sexiest women are undressing themselves in front of you and they've still got to put in all the work if they want to get laid.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“That Greta Thunberg chick's gonna be a crazy ass fuck in the bedroom when she gets older. Can you imagine? I can see it now: 'Choke me while you throw that plastic straw in the gutter over there and fuck me like you hate the polar bears of the Great Arctic White North, you insolent piece of shit man who ruined my childhood!”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Toad Man's weakness is his own ineptitude, but he does the truffle shuffle, and he does it well.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I've never been more excited to murder my wife.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“And I got the like, crazy mental illness, so like, maybe someday they'll be like, 'Yeah, he was like Rembrandt, or, uh, Picasso, only he didn't, he didn't cut his ear off, but he ate his own shit'. That's so funny, dude. Oh, that's so funny. I'm glad I'm secure in my own idiocy.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“I just shoved a sword up his ass, dude. That was just a whole separate level of savage.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“...the difference, however un-photographable, between a twitch and a wink is vast; as anyone unfortunate enough to have had the first taken for the second knows. The winker is communicating, and indeed communicating in a quite precise and special way: (1) deliberately, (2) to someone in particular, (3) to impart a particular message, (4) according to a socially established code, and (5) without cognizance of the rest of the company. [...] A mere twitch, on the other hand, is neither a failure nor a success; it has no intended recipient; it is not meant to be unwitnessed by anybody; it carries no message. It may be a symptom but it is not a signal. The winker could not not know that he was winking; but the victim of the twitch might be quite unaware of his twitch. The winker can tell what he was trying to do; the twitcher will deny that he was trying to do anything.”
― Clifford Geertz, Thick Description: Toward an Interpretive Theory of Culture.

“You sick fucker, I'm not your brother. I'm your husband. I want a divorce, bitch. Fuck this church. Fuck all of you. Fuck Skyrim. Fuck you, pastor. I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may suck my dick.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“My stint as a Sheeptilian solipsistic prophet began in an innocuous manner, but quickly spiraled into something that was out of control and very dangerous. I never foresaw that I’d become a fundamentalist extremist. The journey was unique and opened my mind to the possibilities that the Word of Shiligoth was a literal springboard and historical account of all life.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World