Std Quotes

“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?”
― Sarah Mlynowski, Ten Things We Did

“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?”
― Daria Snadowsky, Anatomy of a Boyfriend

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“Globally, millions of married men and women engage the services
of sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns about
the increased risk of STDs and HIV AIDS this trade continues to
blossom, leading to the premature termination of several lives and
the dissolution of several marriages.”
― Oche Otorkpa

“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces.”
― Ron Brackin

“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“She placed the beer in front of him. “Keep on wishing, babe,” she purred. “I’m STD free and want to remain that way.”
― Katherine McIntyre, Forged Contracts

“Impressed how some women can use victims of rape and incest to support their decision to have unprotected sex with strangers.

They never seem worried about STDs either.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You think to yourself , who would have thought I would be ringing in the New Year by urinating into a cup to see if I have chlamydia?”
― Amanda Steele, The Cliff

“When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.”
― Jimmy Carr

“Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.”
― Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life

“It is alleged that President Trump does not follow USA government guidelines regarding sexually transmitted diseases (STD).”
― Steven Magee

“It is alleged that President Trump likes his mistresses to say: No condom, no problem.”
― Steven Magee

“Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being intimate with someone and then learning of their STD is like living downstream from storm drains and pollution.”
― Canty J

“Whether the individuals are members of the Eisenhower Generation or the Baby Boomers, The Villages produces a culture of individual and collective youthfulness, but one paradoxically without youth. Youthfulness in these terms is not only produced through communal activities but also through the repair, development, and enhancement of the individual body itself. The programming of the strip hospital complex supports what might be termed as 'cyborgian' ambitions of the residents with respect to a broad range of treatments and products, from the biochemical and the biomechanical, to the bio-cosmetic and the psychochemical. Blechman's documentation of the 'Don Juan' of the villages, Mr. Midnight, resonates with this notion of posthuman subjecthood: 'I have to pick up my Viagra,' he says, and soon returns with a brown package. 'It's not that I need it, mind you. It's an enhancement, like whipped cream and nuts on a sundae. If it's a special night, I might take 100 milligrams.' Other 'enhancements' include the over-the-counter canned oxygen product Big Ox Power Oxygen reportedly used by residents to speed hangover recovery. These forms of experimental subjectivity and collectivity produce unforeseen effects:
Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report. A gynaecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.
According to the news report, local doctors attributed this predicament to the ready availability of Viagra within the community, a lack of sexual education, and the non-risk of pregnancy within the age group. It will be suggested here, however, that the broader spatiotemporal construction of The Villages, including golf carts and golf cart infrastructure, downtown public settings, and happy hours, further contribute to the social milieu that promotes enhanced intimacy as well as sexual activity.”
― Deane Simpson, Young-Old: Urban Utopias of an Aging Society

“I had to play nice with him.

But the notion that he could possibly give me every STD listed on WebMD did make it easier to turn him down. A lot easier, actually.”
― L.J. Shen, Ruckus