Immature Quotes

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
― Pat Monahan

“To be of good quality, you have to excuse yourself from the presence of shallow and callow minded individuals.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“The moment you have to recruit people to put another person down, in order to convince someone of your value is the day you dishonor your children, your parents and your God. If someone doesn't see your worth the problem is them, not people outside your relationship.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“The idea that you have to be protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion is what I absolutely do not subscribe to.”
― John Cleese

“No matter how tiny you look, you can lead huge men if you have what the huge men don't have.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“The greater the gap between self perception and reality, the more aggression is unleashed on those who point out the discrepancy.”
― Stefan Molyneux

“New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple of weeks ago, I was asked on CNN if I thought Sarah Palin could get elected president, and I said I hope not, but I wouldn't put anything past this stupid country. Well, the station was flooded with emails, and the twits hit the fan. And you could tell that these people were really mad, because they wrote entirely in CAPITAL LETTERS!!! Worst of all, Bill O'Reilly refuted my contention that this is a stupid country by calling me a pinhead, which (a) proves my point, and (b) is really funny coming from a doody-face like him.

Now, before I go about demonstration how, sadly, easy it is to prove the dumbness that's dragging us down, let me just say that ignorance has life-and-death consequences. On the eve of the Iraq War, seventy percent of Americans thought Saddam Hussein was personally involved in 9/11. Six years later, thirty-four percent still do. Or look at the health-care debate: At a recent town hall meeting in South Carolina, a man stood up and told his congressman to "keep your government hands off my Medicare," which is kind of like driving cross-country to protest highways.

This country is like a college chick after two Long Island iced teas: We can be talked into anything, like wars, and we can be talked out of anything, like health care. We should forget the town halls, and replace them with study halls.

Listen to some of these stats: A majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. Twenty-four percent could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does. Some of this stuff you should be able to pick up simply by being alive. You know, like the way the Slumdog kid knew about cricket.

Not here. Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators, and more than half can't name their congressman. And among Republican governors, only three got their wife's name right on the first try. People bitch and moan about taxes and spending, but they have no idea what their government spends money on. The average voter thinks foreign aid consumes more twenty-four percent of our budget. It's actually less than one percent.

A third of Republicans believe Obama is not a citizen ad a third of Democrats believe that George Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks, which is an absurd sentence, because it contains the words "Bush" and "knowledge." Sarah Palin says she would never apologize for America. Even though a Gallup poll say eighteen percent of us think the sun revolves around the earth. No, they're not stupid. They're interplanetary mavericks.

And I haven't even brought up religion. But here's one fun fact I'll leave you with: Did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That's right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which came first.

I rest my case.”
― Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Instead (Harry) contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“People that don't know what they are worth will always see their capture's wings, but never their tail.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“Some children grow up before their parents.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“The immature think maturity is mutually exclusive with playfulness.”
― @Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many of those who might grow up someday are already adults.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are immature, you pride yourself on petty things such as being older than someone or some people.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some children’s lives begin before the end of their parents’ childhood.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We ignore the child within by ascribing its voice to immaturity rather than validating its heart as honest.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“It usually takes maturity in a child, and immaturity in an adult, not to be on speaking terms with someone.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Immature and non-matching partner causes stress and conflict. One may compromise; otherwise, it's not a life.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“Love comes with maturity. Teenage love is always immature and stupid.”
― Ashwini Rudra, Delhi via Lucknow: Once, love travelled this route

“How long must we wander through the wilderness of our arrogance before we acknowledge the existence of the wilderness and confess the fact that we’re lost in it? And if such a posture of humility is beyond us, the woods will grow and a way out of them will not.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Don't clean! Eat.”
― Ionatana Filipo

“There’s a reason why teenage girls are sarcastic – it’s immature and easy.”
― Jessica Marie Baumgartner

“Often the immature hegemony sells the land and country for the sake of narrow political interests.”
― Kamaran Ihsan Salih

“Ignorance is the choice not to know what you don’t want to know, assuming that the absence of knowing causes the absence of the existence of that which you don’t want to know. Therefore, the belief in the ability of ignorance to achieve its goal is likely the greatest ignorance of all.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“That conversation turned around so quickly that it made me dizzy. I not only realized how immature I was, but also how menial and pathetic my lifestyle and worldview seemed to other people. In my attempts to impress her, I repelled her. I may have been able to impress and attract drug addicts, but those who were successful, I could not. For the first time, I realized that other people from other classes of society or with differing worldviews saw my pursuits and lifestyle through a different lens than I did. What could impress one crowd could disgust another.”
― Michael J Heil, Pursued: God’s relentless pursuit and a drug addict’s journey to finding purpose

“It’s okay,” Crash says with a light laugh. “She was all of the above.”

“Please don’t elaborate on the nuts part,” I mutter, spearing Dane with a look when he snorts. “It’s not that funny.”

Dane sucks in a breath. “I mean . . . it kind of is?”

“You’re the worst. Crash is literally here, pouring out his broken heart, and you’re laughing about the woman being a squirrel.”

“My heart is fully intact,”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks.

“Purple thunder,” Valen suggests.

“Purple pricks.” I bite my bottom lip to fight off a laugh.

“Purple dicks,” Dane says.

“Purple nurple.”

Rippley frowns. “Wait, that’s not right.”
― Rory Miles, Twilight Terrors

“The thing that we need to destroy is our ignorance of the thing that we seek to destroy.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Maturity is the willingness to call out our immaturity rather than making excuses for it.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“It was as black as an elephant's asshole in here.”
― Stephen King, Four Past Midnight